Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

I hate Time Warner, I had AT&T as my second choice, but they're well known for shitty service in Texas. But god damn Time Warner is bad. They cut out so many times, and I've seen lines for people to cancel their services. We can't cause of their contract BS. [editline]30th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SinineSiil;38649121]Snow and ice.[/QUOTE] I wish I saw snow once in my life. Florida so snowless, same with Texas.

I am a better driver drunk than sober :v:

[QUOTE=Electroholic;38649193]I am a better driver drunk than sober :v:[/QUOTE] Driving drunk really isn't safe.

Literature and film pieces that romanticized or condone adultery in any way, like Anna Karenina or A Scarlet Letter. And the film adaptations try to make it seem 'sexy' and 'romantic', usually breaking the contexts of the novels and making it even worse.

My big fat nose. It looks so out of place with the rest of my face.

Internet caps.

Yay, another rumour going round that I'm gay. Why do people care so much?

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38650040]Yay, another rumour going round that I'm gay. Why do people care so much?[/QUOTE] Happened to me and I ended up smashing the guy's face who started it all.

[QUOTE=Electroholic;38649193]I am a better driver drunk than sober :v:[/QUOTE] I'm a better writer when I'm a little drunk, but honestly that is a bad idea, no matter what you think.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38650041]Happened to me and I ended up smashing the guy's face who started it all.[/QUOTE] It's not that big a deal, I don't think I know enough people for it to get too far for one thing. I don't care too much if people think I'm gay. There's just something about me, I get it quite a lot. The last time there was a rumour, it did lead to my greatest pick-up line moment ever: Girl: "Somebody said that you're gay. Is it true?" Me: "I'm not sure, you want to help me find out?" We did some... experiments and concluded that we were both heterosexual. Man I love science.

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38650132]It's not that big a deal, I don't think I know enough people for it to get too far for one thing. I don't care too much if people think I'm gay. There's just something about me, I get it quite a lot. The last time there was a rumour, it did lead to my greatest pick-up line moment ever: Girl: "Somebody said that you're gay. Is it true?" Me: "I'm not sure, you want to help me find out?" We did some... experiments and concluded that we were both heterosexual. Man I love science.[/QUOTE] Nice one. I was tested and I was apparently and I AM bi-sexual. I get the boners from men and girls.

Apparently HTTPS on uStream messes up with the streams, making me unable to watch them.

I just took a massive shit, felt better but now my stomach hurts again.

Warning: Graphic and people may feel sick and etc. Watch at your own fucking risk, don't complain if you do. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H40EsEVU1Wk[/media] I don't think I'm normal. I read on reddit, all these comments about people getting sick watching it etc. but all I think of when I watch that video is "meh", and pretty much nothing else. The blood, dead people etc. doesn't move me at all. I do think it's horrible, but I only think that. I don't get any angry feelings or anything. I guess all the things I've seen on the Internet greatly desensitized me. Pretty much speaks for all the things I've seen, sigh.

I just got a confusing text, apparently somebody's been doing some detective work for me. According to his sources, the current rumours about my sexuality were started by my sister. She sent somebody a photoshopped picture of me and it's evolved into people thinking that I've come out. I need to see this picture. Then I'm going to murder my sister. [editline]30th November 2012[/editline] OK, I phoned my sister and I understand what's happened now. One of her friends wanted to know what I looked like (I didn't go further into this, I'm intrigued though), so she wanted to send a picture of me. Initially, she couldn't find a decent/recent photo. Everything she had was either really old, or I was indistinct. Eventually she found a directory of photos from Camp FP, which I'd left on the living-room PC's desktop. There is a grand total of two photos of me in there. She ignored the one where "You're just sort of staring, open-mouthed at something. You look a right state." and instead sent the one where "You're hugging some beardy guy with a can of beer in your hand. You look happy though." Unfortunately, she sent it to the wrong person, who thought it was a picture of me and my boyfriend. Hilarity ensues. [sp]love you Dave[/sp]

1st world problem incoming Me and my brother both ordered powerful new computers but he got his first, damnit.

The character in Far Cry 3 gets stuck on every single piece of terrain ever Like the tinest rock to a 1cm piece of wooden floor by the doorway For a game with so many stairs and slopes they should have made him lift his feet more than 0.2 millimetres when he shuffles around everywhere

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38653196]The character in Far Cry 3 gets stuck on every single piece of terrain ever Like the tinest rock to a 1cm piece of wooden floor by the doorway For a game with so many stairs and slopes they should have made him lift his feet more than 0.2 millimetres when he shuffles around everywhere[/QUOTE] He doesn't shuffle, he slides.

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;38653287]He doesn't shuffle, he slides.[/QUOTE] It doesn't help when you are in the heat of battle and try to take cover in a building only to get stuck on the doorstep. Just lift your foot up just walk please

My dad is a scary fucking driver, he came home in a Mustang GT, asked if I had to go somewhere. And was blasting 100 on the highways, how we didn't get in to an accident surprises me. But damn, that adrenaline rush when I tried it, it's the right car to go 150 on in a suburb.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38653740]My dad is a scary fucking driver, he came home in a Mustang GT, asked if I had to go somewhere. And was blasting 100 on the highways, how we didn't get in to an accident surprises me. But damn, that adrenaline rush when I tried it, it's the right car to go 150 on in a suburb.[/QUOTE] I'm more surprised you guys weren't pulled over.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38653783]I'm more surprised you guys weren't pulled over.[/QUOTE] It's one of the emptiest streets, a combination of a road/highway. I'm surprised we didn't fall off the edge in to the river. There is no protection there to make sure people don't hit tree's/fall in lakes.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;38649013]Got 2 exams today,2 on tuesday. Why the fuck do they all got to be in such a short period?[/QUOTE] Same here kinda, I had my maths exams on tuesday and wednesday, and I've got my english on tuesday, we where only told this morning.

My sister is the strangest person I know. I just took a look at the picture she accidentally sent around. It is the one I thought it was, which is the second worst picture of me I've ever seen. I'm not amazingly good looking at the best of times, but my god... If you need someone to take unflattering photos of people, ask Hezzy. Annoyingly there are a couple more with me in which are much better. If a friend asked what somebody looks like, would you give them one of the worst photographs that exist of that person? It's just unfortunate that she also doesn't know how to use an email client and sent it to our cousin by mistake.

[QUOTE=Electroholic;38649193]I am a better driver drunk than sober :v:[/QUOTE] I'm fine with you killing yourself by being a twat, but not if you end up killing someone else. Don't drive drunk ever again. Please.

that you have to go thorough like 8 people to find a decent weed dealer seriously fuck sitting outside at -15 celsius for like 2 hours just to get some decent shti

My username, at the time I made it I didn't think I would ever browse FP and only use it to ask dumb Lua questions. Now that I actually browse FP quite a lot I regret choosing this username quite a bit.

I don't get how reviewers say this laptop gets 7hrs of battery life. It's a pisstake, I only get an average of fucking 2 hours. Cunts.

[QUOTE=robo126;38653147]Get free copy of DOTA 2 Start it up Join a game "ban robo126 for leeching" "omg wtf guys... fucking do something" Calm the fuck down holy shit I'm playing for the first time ever[/QUOTE] I would recommend reading guides or asking somebody before playing. Not only is the learning curve steep, the game also throws you in the middle of it.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38654348]I don't get how reviewers say this laptop gets 7hrs of battery life. It's a pisstake, I only get an average of fucking 2 hours. Cunts.[/QUOTE] There is a sticker planted on my laptop that says in big writing GREAT BATTERY LIFE (picture of full battery) I get about 2 and a half hours for christ sake, even with low brightness