Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38654348]I don't get how reviewers say this laptop gets 7hrs of battery life. It's a pisstake, I only get an average of fucking 2 hours. Cunts.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Nemisis116;38654468]There is a sticker planted on my laptop that says in big writing GREAT BATTERY LIFE (picture of full battery) I get about 2 and a half hours for christ sake, even with low brightness[/QUOTE] I use my laptop as a desktop because of that. It's plugged in 24/7.

Just as I was about to write the biggest paper of my history class 4 days from the time it needs to be complete, I realize that the argument I'd have to present is impossible to write since I need sources to back it up. I tried to find some, but couldn't. Now I have to change my topic and I don't think my teacher will let me. What pisses me off the most is that our biggest grade in this class for a single assignment apart from the CRES tests is this project and it has almost nothing to do with the curriculum other than the fact that it's about important historical events (specifically, turning points in history). There's even a club dedicated to doing this project (since it's part of a contest or something called National History Day), so I see no point in doing it. I'd much rather have had a few smaller projects in place of this. This project is absolutely ridiculous. My teacher can fuck off for turning one of my favorite classes into a frustrating mess.

Those advertised battery life times are really only achievable by setting every damn setting you can find on your computer to the lowest possible, making it run like shit. Even then it's rare that it will still reach the advertised time. Battery Saver setting? Battery saver schmattery schaver. It doesn't hardly do anything. Maybe an increase of half an hour at most.

My laptop has a battery life of nothing so I have to keep it permanently plugged in. I'm pissed that I still haven't got my £20 back, and that I want to find an anime, but I only have about a seconds worth of it to go on (the second or so intrigues me even though its probably just from an ed or op)

this one girl on my bus, holy shit SHE IS ANNOYING. she screams at the top of her lungs every change she gets, jumps around the bus seats, hits people randomly, and constantly screams "y'all".. she's annoying as fuck and i want to slap the shit out this little shit. i usually have my ipod at the highest volume it can reach, and i still fucking hear her. it's bullshit, i can't block her out at all.

Why did you even need to highlight that she's black? Just asking.

People at my school keep saying I get my jokes from the internet. I don't see their logic.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38644197]How much shit my mom gives me for my hair. [t]http://puu.sh/1vLSv[/t] It normally doesn't even stick out like it is in this picture, the only reason it is now is because I've been running my hands through it for the past hour. My mom is all "You'll never get a job with your hair like that!" and yet I see people with hair longer than mine with the exact same job I just applied for.[/QUOTE] I don't tell people this too often, but get a haircut man, seriously, you'll look so much better.

[QUOTE=Slowbro;38655699]Why did you even need to highlight that she's black? Just asking.[/QUOTE] It helps with the visualization? I'm trying really hard not to be racist, but I think he included it as a detail so you could go "Yep, I know someone like that" or "Yeah, they're really annoying"

my little sister just fucking farted on me like RIGHT ON ME [I]I felt the fucking vibrations[/I]

The fact that Dimps hasn't made another Dragon Ball Z Budokai style game since 2008. (the release of both "Burst Limit" and "Infinite World") Honestly though, these games provide WAY more fun for me than a game like Street Fighter or Tekken would ever provide me in my entire life. Just look at some of this shit: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OguFADXbX9w[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJxyGrjH9Qg[/media] absolutely mind-blowing

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38657217]my little sister just fucking farted on me like RIGHT ON ME [I]I felt the fucking vibrations[/I][/QUOTE] Let her feel [I]your[/I] vibrations :pedo:

fucking UPS and newegg I ordered 2-day shipping for some computer parts for an upgrade, it doesn't even start processing until Wednesday, and now it's Friday night and I still have no god damn package

Some racist asshole in my school who keeps saying that people from Puerto Rico don't deserve to be american citizens because "they're nothing but a bunch of fat, useless people". Needless to say, I feel like ripping him a new asshole for saying that.

Fake people who claim to care about you, but their actions do not show it at all. You know who you are if you read this, and are stricken with guilt, or some other feeling. If you are not sure I am talking about you or not, then I probably am.

[url]http://kotaku.com/5964584/how-diablo-iii-told-me-my-marriage-was-over?popular=true[/url] This fucking shit right here it's like, wow, its okay if you cheat on your husband but he's the total ass okay wow he didn't save you in a video game, my brother doesn't save me in borderlands all the time, you don't see me pretending like we aren't related in short I hate bitches who blame their problems on other people rather than themselves

[QUOTE=tier56;38658422]Some racist asshole in my school who keeps saying that people from Puerto Rico don't deserve to be american citizens because "they're nothing but a bunch of fat, useless people". Needless to say, I feel like ripping him a new asshole for saying that.[/QUOTE] I find them, well, Mexicans specifically, very hard workers, not very lazy. I'll crack the typical jokes here and there with my close friends, but deep down I'm not actually a racist.

Holy shit, first Portal runs like ass compared to any other Source engine game.

Me being so emotional, I just hate it. The littlest things get me. I've just found out my dog Gracy, the dog that was as old as me, she was a puppy when I was a baby. (When I was three I picked her up and my mom told to drop her, what do I do? I fucking drop when I was standing. It did nothing though just a bump on the head) When I was seven we gave her to my mother's grandma because she would do more good there then at are house. Today when I came home I was told she was at the vet because she was walking weird and looked... bad. Just found out they put her to sleep. The only thing I don't feel that bad, I do feel a little sad but not that bad, I feel like I SHOULD feel sad though. I just lost my first ever puppy and I'm not crying or anything I feel just Numb? I'm not sure what. (Sorry about this if this post is a little of topic)

Your first line doesn't really match the rest of your post.

the spawns in BO2 they're worse than MW3. At least I had some fucking breathing room in MW3.

So I always hated this certain doorman in our building. He must be actually retarded or something, I was drinking a coffee when I came home and he yells "AREN'T YOU TOO YOUNG TO BE DRINKING COFFEE?" which was embarrassing because there were a bunch of other people in the lobby. Anyway, I thought he was just joking, but he actually told my mom, she of course didn't give a shit. I'm 16 before you ask.

How fortune cookies don't make sense anymore. [url]http://db.tt/a9rzndVE[/url] ????????????

We watched "Sleepy Hollow" by Tim Burton for English class. (Amazing movie, btw.) Although one of my friends told me after the movie that he thinks there must be something mentally wrong with Tim Burton because of the way he makes his films with a dark atmosphere. are you fucking kidding me

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38659205]How fortune cookies don't make sense anymore. [url]http://db.tt/a9rzndVE[/url] ????????????[/QUOTE] I once got a fortune cookie that said "It is a sunny day." It was raining.

Geez, The Wanted is trash-talking One Direction. For fucks sake, if I had to choose a side, I'd pick The Wanted. One Direction is so overused.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38660420]Welcome back, Swog.[/QUOTE] Thanks for the warm welcome back. [rant] I have this friend who is always ANNOYING the freak out of me and my friend, and I just can't get rid of him. No matter how hard I try, he just cries like a little baby and tells the freakin' staff about it. Oh, and he stinks so much I think that's why none of the girls like me. Christ, I take a nice, long shower in the morning and then it's interrupted by this little immature dude. Oh and the funniest part? He's a late bloomer. His voice hasn't CHANGED at all! And he still acts retarded. What to do, Facepunch? [/rant]

Why is it the English language will make bullshit rule bending exceptions for my teachers but not me dammit [editline]e[/editline] math too

People that feel the need to bitch on their facebook, spamming my phone with messages with "Who's side do you take? Cause I'd enjoy it if you think I'm in the right"

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38659906]Girls crying how it's the "worst day of their lives" on my Facebook because they didn't get to go to the Justin Bieber concert coming to Toronto. Now first of all, it's getting near Christmas. People are saving up money to buy for [B]everyone.[/B] Not just you. Secondly, have you had a look at the fucking map lately? Toronto's a long way away from rural Nova Scotia. [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/71913666/distance.png[/img] Over 1,000 kilometers away to go see Justin Bieber. [B]I wouldn't go that far to see Led Zeppelin. [/B] I know that some fans are more dedicated than others, but it seems a bit inconsiderate to bitch at your parents for not having enough money to take you half-way across Canada to see a teen sensation that you'll forget about in a couple of years. Especially near Christmas.[/QUOTE] Dude, if I could go see a Zepplin concert, I would walk across this country to do it. Also content. So its still pretty close to the beginning of the quarter, and I've been having trouble in some classes. I try hard in school, but I like to come home and relax without people getting on my shit. Well, come midterms or whatever the fuck when they mail out report cards, I have a D in Algebra 2. Naturally my parents don't say a word about my two A's, in history and english, or my miraculous B in chemistry, nope. My stepdad proceeds to lose his shit, burst into my room, take my guitars, laptop and Xbox, along with the obvious phone and ipod, and locks them in storage. Which is outside. In the middle of winter. Fucking below zero farenheit like every day. He also threatens to leave me at home when we go to Disneyland this christmas vacation or whatever. I don't mean to be that angsty kid in the corner, but honestly he acts like a fucking child and yells and screams at any problem he has, which obviously doesn't work very well, considering you're a fucking 36 year old man. And if my ANYTHING returns in ANY way damaged because of the cold, I am going to be royally fucking pissed. You do not fuck with my music.