Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

So there was this dude on facebook saying "My phone gets where tomorrow! :)" and I go "where's phone? lol" and he told me to "shut up here*" Wow. I [I]hate[/I] Facebook.

I need help with my server, not gonna go into extreme detail but it's about apache2 and mods. So, I ask the guy who is having the exact same setup and usually helps me, and... no answer. fuck. Then, I do /whois on him and see this: idle : 0 days 2 hours 58 mins 32 secs [signon: Wed Aug 29 19:32:13 2012] Fuuuuck ;_; Oh and, hi swog. How is this dumb? :|

rich people

[QUOTE=HorizoN;38660824]rich people[/QUOTE] Some rich people I know aren't douchebags. Shame rich people are generalized around a couple of them being fucking douches

[QUOTE=HorizoN;38660824]rich people[/QUOTE] You know, not all wealthy people were born into it. Many of them have actually worked hard for what they have. IMO that isn't fair to hate on someone simply because they have a lot of money, or more money than you do. Yes there are some assholes among the wealthy crowd, and they'll flaunt it to no end. But either way I don't think it's fair to hold that entire demographic in contempt.

How people see me when rich: Me: I don't care if I'm rich. Other people: Too damn rich I don't want to hang out with him.

Fuck, I haven't been on FP in like forever. My laptop is still broken, I can't access the internet on my phone for whatever reason so I'll have to fix that and most of all, that I couldn't talk to you guys! That was one of my favorite things on FP so yeah. I'm back somewhat. Btw, my mothers laptop because that's the only thing I can use atm.

I gathered at least 200 images within 4 hours. NONE OF THEM SAVED. Now I have to fucking spend another 4 hours going through my bookmarks.

"Just put your lips together and blow!" fuck the person who first said this [I]my lips are together and I'm blowing you asshole IT'S NOT WORKING[/I]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38661200]"Just put your lips together and blow!" fuck the person who first said this [I]my lips are together and I'm blowing you asshole IT'S NOT WORKING[/I][/QUOTE] what exactly are you trying to do

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;38661238]what exactly are you trying to do[/QUOTE] Inflates someone's asshole by the look of it

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;38661238]what exactly are you trying to do[/QUOTE] I guess whistle/

Oh god. So, I've been getting into Breaking Bad recently. And this episode I just watched, man, they pulled my fucking kryptonite. [sp]They fucked with kids, man. That's my just fucking instant depression trigger. I read this book once which slowly detailed the death of two little kids, and I was just fucking ruined, felt horrible for a week. Anyway, what happens is this: One of Jessie's guys get's robbed by some druggies, and Jessie finds their shithole of a home so he can either kill them or rob it back. They're not there. Instead, this little malnourished looking dirty kid comes out. At this point, I'm like "Aw, shit." Does he change his mind and leave? No. He hangs out with this kid the entire time waiting for his parents, playing peekaboo and marveling at how shit the kid's life is. Then his parents comes home and he tries to rob them while avoiding scarring the kid mentally. Later on, he gets knocked out by the druggies, who take back his meth and his gun. When he wakes up, they're trying to break open an ATM machine they boosted. The chick apparently took too much heroin. The guy keeps insulting her, calling her a skank (he's been doing this all day and she really hates it), then she fucking crushes his head with the ATM machine, and sits on the couch repeating that she isn't a skank. Jessie gets up and takes back his meth and gun, then he dials the police from the kitchen phone and leaves it hanging, runs into the kid's room, tells him to play peekaboo again, but not open his eyes, and picks him up and carries him through the living room outside. He puts him on a chair or something outside the house and tells him that it's all just a game, and to not go inside. Jessie then leaves as police sirens wail in the distance.[/sp] [I]Why you gotta do this shit to me Breaking Bad[/I]

My car's a fucking sauna! It's probably my fault for getting a red car, which wouldn't really reflect heat as much as say a white car. But I think even the colour is irrelevant with Australian summer coming up. Hit 40c today (and parked in the sun), and I forgot I left a can of pepsi in the car. Eventually realised; took it out, opened and drank it and now I'm getting this colossal headache. Can a hot can of soft drink really do that? Regardless, not the best idea on my part.

[QUOTE=Antdawg;38663178]My car's a fucking sauna! It's probably my fault for getting a red car, which wouldn't really reflect heat as much as say a white car. But I think even the colour is irrelevant with Australian summer coming up. Hit 40c today (and parked in the sun), and I forgot I left a can of pepsi in the car. Eventually realised; took it out, opened and drank it and now I'm getting this colossal headache. Can a hot can of soft drink really do that? Regardless, not the best idea on my part.[/QUOTE] It's really really disgusting...

Gah fucking insomnia it's 4am let me sleeeeeeeep

My mom is finally deleting McAfee off her laptop for fuck sake. And because "McAfee has gone to jail so I don't trust it anymore" which is arguably a really shitty reason. It was a shit anti-virus to begin with. Blergh, one of the reasons I use Comodo.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38663208]It's really really disgusting...[/QUOTE] Yeah that was the worst part about it What a waste

Republicans! They hate atheists, for telling the truth.

[QUOTE=Secrios;38663449]Republicans! They hate atheists, for telling the truth.[/QUOTE]To be honest, who gives a shit what they think? Who would even care what anyone says? I don't hate republicans, but I don't like them either. Same thing with every one else. Also, atheists don't always tell the truth here, buddy. Not that Christians are truthfull :v:

[QUOTE=Secrios;38663449]Republicans! They hate atheists, for telling the truth.[/QUOTE] Are you 12?

Oh for fuck sake, my wire going to the controller for my microphone is being a bastard and just fucks up out of the blue. I was happily playing untill I hear the mic disconnect, but it wasn't. Then it just connected and etc. Not my controller, tested it with my other one. FUCK, I was planning on buying Forza Horizon and my headset was €65. Everything is breaking this month...

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probably should've been clear that I'm talking about the ones that love to brag about how they got a gtx 690 or the ones that are up in your face about it. they can go eat a cactus.

What is it with my body making it hard to sleep when I have loads of important stuff to do the next day?

[QUOTE=Swog;38660438]Thanks for the warm welcome back. [rant] I have this friend who is always ANNOYING the freak out of me and my friend, and I just can't get rid of him. No matter how hard I try, he just cries like a little baby and tells the freakin' staff about it. Oh, and he stinks so much I think that's why none of the girls like me. Christ, I take a nice, long shower in the morning and then it's interrupted by this little immature dude. Oh and the funniest part? He's a late bloomer. His voice hasn't CHANGED at all! And he still acts retarded. What to do, Facepunch? [/rant][/QUOTE] theres probably many more reasons why girls dont like you

arranging your birthday party in advance with friends, then to suddenly find out on the day of your birthday that everyone you thought was your friend just ditched you, cut you out of your own party, made your birthday party without you.....

That new movie Warm Bodies. If you don't know what it is, think Twilight, but for zombies.

My CPU fan bearings are wearing out. Caught me by a surprise and a huge shock when I booted my computer today and it started to sound like devil himself + my desktop started vibrating too. Oh man, this comic sums it up perfectly. [IMG]http://www.reallifecomics.com/comics/2002/20020715_733.png[/IMG]

This guy I was friends with in high school is now a very far-right conservative, and keeps posting crap like this: [img]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/76406_10151141430345773_658802831_n.jpg[/img] Because Communism and Socialism are totally the same.