Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be

[kirby2112]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38692910]I hate to dwell on the stepfather stories, but I just had something happen to me that pissed me off [I]way[/I] more than it should have.

The family was watching the news and a story came on about an autistic boy who found a dog and wanted to keep it, but it belonged to someone else. He seemed kind of upset.

"Too fucking bad. Plus, he's autistic."

Everyone in the room, including my little sister looks at him.

"What? It's not like the dog was going to cure his overall stupidity."

Silence.

"I'm just saying. Name one person with autism that made it anywhere. Try."

I tell him that most of the time, autistic people, especially high-functioning, are usually really smart at [I]something[/I], they just seem to have a hard time learning new things.

"Nope. Not one autistic person has ever amounted to anything. Trust me, I've been on this earth longer than you have. Pretty soon you'll be looking back on the days you lived with me and you'll think 'damn, I was stupid. I wish I had listened to -stepfather's name-."

Then I decided to drop the fucking bombshell on him. It hadn't really occurred to me until tonight, but I've never told him the time I went to the mental health clinic and they gave me the diagnosis that I am in fact a high-functioning autistic man.

"Dude, I'm autistic. High-functioning."

He stands up to leave the room and he smirks at me.

"I guess that explains a lot."

Dude

Fuck you.

[B]Fuck. You.[/B][/QUOTE]

Tell him to go suck Bill Gates autistic money dick.

[sp]because bill gates is autistic and successful.[/sp]

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38692910]-Alex's shitty stepdad making fun of Alex's autism-[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/xDGAN.gif[/img]

[b][u][i]why haven't you killed this man yet[/i][/u][/b]

[/B/rother]

i went to bed early, thinking that i would actually be able to fix my sleep schedule, but it's now 01:07am and i've just woken up feeling no where near sleepy.

seems like i'm pulling another all-nighter.

[Brochacho]

Youtube is buffering so fucking slowly right now
It only seems to be loading 1 second every minute or so

Fix your shit Google

[Computermaster]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38694447]Youtube is buffering so fucking slowly right now
It only seems to be loading 1 second every minute or so

Fix your shit Google[/QUOTE]

What they really need to do is get rid of that "high volume captcha" bullshit.

I didn't know they considered 3 videos in 10 minutes to be high volume.

[Lukeo]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38693183]Well, I showed him the list. He just focused on the negative and the fact that apparently he has never heard of any of the people on the list, so they couldn't have been too important.

"Look here. That guy was a murderer. Coincidence? How about this guy over here: 'failed suicide bomber'. Are you fucking kidding me? You're only proving me right."

Whatever. I'm not even in the mood to argue with him. What's the point if there's no winning? I'll just end up more pissed and he'll end up more smug. It's not worth it.[/QUOTE]

Fairly sure Einsten and Newton had autism

[Yogkog]

[quote]FilmSlacker Stepdad[/quote]

This is an example of someone who I actually wouldn't mind at all if he was genuinely murdered.

[ROFLBURGER]

Filmslacker's stepdad reminds me of a hardcore brony facepunch member who recently called me "ROFLSPERGER"

Your stepdad has no right to judge.

[Guitarplayer213]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38689877]D.O.B.

Month/Day/Year

Oh fuck off

I don't know why this shit is pulled but I don't like
Lets just have watches that go Hours/Seconds/Minutes because why the hell not, lets just be assholes[/QUOTE]

My birthday is 4/4/96, so it doesn't matter to me!
:v:

[Scoops]

Your stepdad makes my dad sound like a nice guy.

[Guitarplayer213]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38693514]How people think that deadmau5 is nothing but Dubstep, he dislikes Dubstep and is more French House and Elecro House. And how people think that anything electronic is bad, or anything without vocals is bad, or anything without a "guy singing" is bad.[/QUOTE]

I can understand people not liking electronic music, but I hate it when people think all electronic music = dubstep.

[Adam_Roman]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38693812]It's raining now and it's not supposed to dip below 40F until friday, where it only goes down to 38.

I just want snow.[/QUOTE]

I live in Buffalo, a place known for three things. Chicken wings, a shitty football team, and a shitload of snow. Right now we have the first two, but not the last. It's December and it's green. This is completely foreign to me.

[Zenpod]

[QUOTE=Lukeo;38694520]Fairly sure Einsten and Newton had autism[/QUOTE]

Einstein was dyslexic.

[Swog]

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;38694923]I live in Buffalo, a place known for three things. Chicken wings, a shitty football team, and a shitload of snow. Right now we have the first two, but not the last. It's December and it's green. This is completely foreign to me.[/QUOTE]

Buffalo, New York?

[Rocko's]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38692910]Alex's Shitty Stepdad[/QUOTE]

And I thought my mother was a fucking awful parent, you got it tough. I feel for you.

[EmperorKabuto]

Step dads truly are God/Spaghetti Monster/Yahweh/The nothingness' worst creation.

[Zillamaster55]

Okay, Dogs, it's cute that you're playing.

But please stop.

It's been 3 hours.

[tommyc225]

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;38695125]Step dads truly are God/Spaghetti Monster/Yahweh/The nothingness' worst creation.[/QUOTE]

My step dad is fucking awesome. He's done nothing but be there for me for the 10 years or so he's been with my Mum. I'm lucky to even have him, he even bought me a car. Shame Mum's such a massive bitch to him, he doesn't deserve her shit.

[editline]4th December 2012[/editline]

Shame I don't get to see my real dad as much though :<

[Texasbbwlover]

Filmslacker, what state/area do you live in? I would happily help you beat the shit out of your step dad. Also, you could crash here if you needed to bail.

[Zillamaster55]

I just got a call.

I'm on the subscribed list of members to the local LAN place, where I go every couple weekends. Great prices, awesome games, sweet rigs, and the best staff in the universe.

"Hello. This is John from Crazy Penguins Gaming. We're sorry to announce that we are officially closing our doors on January 3rd, 2013. On January 4th, there will be a liquidation sale on all items owned by Crazy Penguins. Again, we apologize, but in this rough economy, it's the only thing left. It's been a great 4 years guys, and we hope that you have fun while the time lasts."

[h2]:([/h2]

[Egon Spengler]

HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW FIVE GUM

STIMULATE YOUR SENSES

it's a pack of gum....

[jbthekid]

[QUOTE=Swog;38693741]Holy
fucking
shit

I'll pay $5000 upright for your stepdad to be murdered. What he said was personally insulting towards me as I was born with autism, which makes me autistic.[/QUOTE]

Death threat?

[editline]3rd December 2012[/editline]

I am fucking sick of sites that require plugins to view videos. Seriously, it's 2012.

[Smocaine]

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;38694923]I live in Buffalo, a place known for three things. Chicken wings, a shitty football team, and a shitload of snow. Right now we have the first two, but not the last. It's December and it's green. This is completely foreign to me.[/QUOTE]

Oh no way I live in buffalo to man. Well I should say I live in a town outside of buffalo.

[Adam_Roman]

[QUOTE=Swog;38694972]Buffalo, New York?[/QUOTE]

Yeah.

[editline]3rd December 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38696210]Oh no way I live in buffalo to man. Well I should say I live in a town outside of buffalo.[/QUOTE]

Same here, I live about half an hour away, but I still call it Buffalo because nobody knows where my town is.

[Electroholic]

Holy fuck this assignment is hard. I thought I would be able to come home at 4pm and finish it up and start my other assignment.

Nope.

I'm trying to make a program in Assembly to calculate the sin/cosine of a value, and it calculates about 400 values correct and then just freezes, and I don't know how to debug it in gdb.

[Smocaine]

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;38696315]Yeah.

[editline]3rd December 2012[/editline]
[/QUOTE]

Oh shit It takes me about 30 minutes to get to buffalo to? What town do you live in?

[Adam_Roman]

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38697061]Oh shit It takes me about 30 minutes to get to buffalo to? What town do you live in?[/QUOTE]

I'm in Alden. It's right near Marilla, Depew and Lancaster.

[Smocaine]

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;38697181]I'm in Alden. It's right near Marilla, Depew and Lancaster.[/QUOTE]

Oh cool man, this is the first time I've met someone on FP that lives kind of near me. I live in East Aurora.

[Adam_Roman]

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38697223]Oh cool man, this is the first time I've met someone on FP that lives kind of near me. I live in East Aurora.[/QUOTE]

That's awesome! I only really go there to go to Viddler's haha.

[rinoaff33]

Probably late, but, why does the new Youtube layout only use half of my screen? I imagine that if I was using the typical HD monitor it would use a grand total of 1/4 of it. Not to mention it looks too busy and like utter shit. Do they intentionally try to make it worse every time?

Also browsing an uploader's videos still has that ridiculous "load more" button instead of a page list.