Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;37936914]From my sister's room, immediately next to mine: "Baby, can I fuck you in the butthole?" Oh, I just [I]love[/I] thin walls.[/QUOTE] Thin walls on townhouses are better, oh do I just love listening to our neighbors fucking fighting and yelling at each other.

i just ate a can of peach slices to discover a dead spider at the bottom

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;37936914]From my sister's room, immediately next to mine: "Baby, can I fuck you in the butthole?" Oh, I just [I]love[/I] thin walls.[/QUOTE] You should start playing some Weird Al or something at full volume. Or start screaming about a ghost talking about violating your butthole. Or something.

Alright, It would be nice to see a post from Film about now. [editline]6th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;37936914]From my sister's room, immediately next to mine: "Baby, can I fuck you in the butthole?" Oh, I just [I]love[/I] thin walls.[/QUOTE] Makes me think how much shit my brother has heard.

How both X-COM: Enemy Unknown and Dishonored are both coming out next Tuesday. Seriously, I want to get both games, but I only have enough money for one of them.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;37936914]From my sister's room, immediately next to mine: "Baby, can I fuck you in the butthole?" Oh, I just [I]love[/I] thin walls.[/QUOTE] I'll try to keep it down sorry

I want to buy a title like all the cool kids have, but I can't think of anything.

I've got a thumping headache.

[QUOTE=Terabytez;37937993]I want to buy a title like all the cool kids have, but I can't think of anything.[/QUOTE] "I want to buy a title like all the cool kids have, but I can't think of anything." In huge pink lettering, as is tradition.

[QUOTE=Slowbro;37938015]"I want to buy a title like all the cool kids have, but I can't think of anything." In huge pink lettering, as is tradition.[/QUOTE] Done. Although because I'm such a nice guy, I didn't make it huge.

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;37921669][video=youtube;3WAOxKOmR90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90[/video][/QUOTE] I still find this absolutely hilarious.

What's this BlankSlate being me bullshit? I haven't lurked around that much, but damn.

I hate being forced to go to parties that I don't even want to go to.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37938705]I hate being forced to go to parties that I don't even want to go to.[/QUOTE] How are you being forced?

How I never realized that you can use badass tokens in Borderlands 2 to make your guns have higher damage.

having to download 6 updates for lbp2

I really want to make a freeroaming sandbox indie game with goldsourceish graphics, but I have absolutely no coding experience and probably won't ever have the motivation to learn to code, and knowing myself, I would probably be too lazy and unmotivated to attempt to make such an awesome game, anyway.

Ads that make no fucking sense or are just blatantly stupid attempts to get you to download shit. example: [img]http://i.imgur.com/r3dMD.png[/img] yea sure clearly that looks like OS X...

Everything about this fucking game: [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/DarksidersII.jpg[/IMG]

The fact I need to find all my posts on facepunch for a school assignment, and I have no way of getting Gold to allow me to search for them.

LoL World Championship and their internet problems. I'm going to murder kittens soon.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;37938809]How are you being forced?[/QUOTE] Posting from the party's wi-fi Well it's kinda thanksgiving in Canada, so I can't really refuse because aperantly everyone gets pissy when I'm not there. Right now I'm biting time making spaghetti out of playdough with a 2 year old.

That microwave food that has instructions like "heat on high for 2 minutes then remove and stir then heat for 4 minutes", no fuck you the whole point of microwave food is that I don't have to do any work, why the fuck do I have to take it out and stir it and put it back in again.

Not having any money, yet having a bunch of stuff you need/want to buy.

So apparently the girl I like just became single and I think she's already rebounded COOL THAT'S COOL BRO DAWG DIGGIDY DUDE MAN I'M SO HAPPY IT'S LIKE I'M ON A FUCKING NON STOP COCAINE HIGH. I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S FUCKING LIKE BUT I'M JUST SO GODDAMNED HAPPY. LIFE IS GOOD. THIS CALLS FOR A CAPTAIN FALCON "YES"

[QUOTE=Terabytez;37941399]Not having any money, yet having a bunch of stuff you need/want to buy.[/QUOTE] The downfall of us all. Do you have a job, by chance?

I hate when people get in a bus with ice cream and then the bus melts and the ice cream gets all messy.

[QUOTE=Dubstepbro;37926910]Why do people think I'm BlankSlate? Trace his IP with mines. You'll see I'm not BlankSlate. I'm not lieing here. I actually tell the truth alot. That's why I rarely get in trouble. Sorry if I pissed anyone off or ruined part of my reputation with that post.[/QUOTE] You're going as far as putting no spaces in between "Blank" and "Slate", but then go on to say "lieing". Are you trying to cover something up with your spelling errors? Also, you've got no reputation here yet.

[QUOTE=Dubstepbro;37926910]Why do people think I'm BlankSlate? Trace his IP with mines. You'll see I'm not BlankSlate. I'm not lieing here. I actually tell the truth alot. That's why I rarely get in trouble. Sorry if I pissed anyone off or ruined part of my reputation with that post.[/QUOTE] Digging yourself deeper, mate. If only post history was available for blues, then I would trace you guys together so easily.

[QUOTE=Zorus;37942023]Digging yourself deeper, mate. If only post history was available for blues, then I would trace you guys together so easily.[/QUOTE] "My dad does this. He's gay. He keeps trying to touch my penis. Fuck off, Dad." Sounds stupid, BlankSlate kind of stupid.