Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

Your sausage.

Just had this nasty stomach bug for the past week, and just as it's disappears I get a sore throat. I really like the winter, but the winter definitely doesn't like me.

Digging through my Classics collection, I found Sonic 06'. Now, I don't know how it got there, but after seeing Game Grumps, I thought hell fuck it and popped it in my dusty PS3. Help me, it's just that bad, I can't even I can't use my dictionary to find words to justify how awful it is. It's just...bad. The controls are a nightmare, the camera is shitty in certain area's, there is no real story, it's just bad help me.

I can't fucking get this song to wound right, I've been working on it for a few days and I can't get it to sound anything like as good as the original.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38755453]Digging through my Classics collection, I found Sonic 06'. Now, I don't know how it got there, but after seeing Game Grumps, I thought hell fuck it and popped it in my dusty PS3. Help me, it's just that bad, I can't even I can't use my dictionary to find words to justify how awful it is. It's just...bad. The controls are a nightmare, the camera is shitty in certain area's, there is no real story, it's just bad help me.[/QUOTE] Please burn it and tape the execution.

I can't get Soundcloud to work right on FP. Fuck you, Soundcloud. You used to be [I]cool[/I].

[QUOTE=WalkerBait;38754487]So I was shopping all day (still am actually, sitting in the car at the moment) and I had to go use the woman's room. So I walk on in, and open the first stall... Piss All over The seat. I'm not talking about just a couple drops either. It literally looked like someone just stood over the seat, and just.. pissed on it. It was the same with the next one, and one just had a big shit in it. I went to the family washroom, and it was the same thing! Scary thing is, that my dad said the men's room wasn't bad at all. I seriously don't understand how a woman could piss all over a seat like that... let alone enough to ruin two bathrooms! I ended up going to the other end of the mall just to use a different bathroom. Fuck that, I hate public bathrooms enough, I don't need to be completely scarred for life.[/QUOTE]Oh God oh God what the fuck. Just, what the fuck. :suicide:

So it looks like my graphics card has apparently decided it wants to give up the fight, I was hoping it was a faulty VGA cable but nope plugged it into my laptop and it worked fine. FUCKING. EXCELLENT.

When my mom spends five minutes waiting for someone to move their car so she can be four parking spots closer to the store.

My friend throws up on my kitchen floor after drinking too much, so I tell him to go sit by the toilet. He refuses, and insists that he's "fine", goes and lies down on the sofa for a while. And then he fucking throws up on the god damn carpet, runs outside, and throws up more on my deck. Fucking retard. I made him pay though, me and my other friends shaved off one of his eyebrows after he KO'ed :v:

[QUOTE='[Slendy v2.0];38755792']I can't get Soundcloud to work right on FP. Fuck you, Soundcloud. You used to be [I]cool[/I].[/QUOTE] [media]http://soundcloud.com/jrblender/rihanna-you-da-one-jr-blender[/media] Works fine for me, sure the link doesn't contain https?

I'm so sick of people looking at something and saying "what's the point"? I sew something adorable. "What's the point?" I see a comment under a video about a funny novelty item. "What's the point?" I make a really weird map. "What's the point?" Why does everything have to have a damn point?

There was a mosquito buzzing around and when I got a good opportunity to swat it, I missed it and hit myself in the balls really hard.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38756277] Works fine for me, sure the link doesn't contain https?[/QUOTE] Well now I feel silly. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38754933]Ok fine. Sleep and browse pictures of... flowers? What the fuck do 10 year old girls like.[/QUOTE] [img]http://sonymusic.cust.footprint.net/SYCO/originroot/stream/mps/catalog_23/000/000/051/asset_1041/featured-video-fallback.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;38754181]Thought it was somewhat common, oh well.[/QUOTE] Eh, different strokes for different folks. Though I've never seen anyone do it (with good reason), I'm not one to say you shouldn't like it. Maybe I'm a bit biased because I hate ketchup but really I know how ketchup tastes and I don't think they'd fit imo v:v:v

How every horse in a movie or TV show is a female. That's just not how the world works.

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;38754839]i don't think it's ethical to talk about that when a young girl posts here now :v: truthfully, i forgot how old films sister is.[/QUOTE] If she can't handle the fact that people look at porn she shouldn't be on facepunch. It gets me mad when people break promises. What's the point in a promise if you're going to break it. I also really hate that feeling of shame and regret when ever you make a spur of the moment purchase and just regret it later

[QUOTE=]I also really hate that feeling of shame and regret when ever you make a spur of the moment purchase and just regret it later[/QUOTE] This, this so damn much, I've wasted so much money on games that have just sat there on my shelf/floor/gameboy that I've only played once or twice. I tend to buy a lot of games because I feel as if I should own them (pokemon pinball, persona 3 and carmageddon spring to mind) I always think that I'll play them, but never get round to it, a lot of them are good games to (halflife on ps2) its just I have no motivation to play them.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;38754181]Thought it was somewhat common, oh well.[/QUOTE] Ketchup on pizza is as common as penis inspection day. And just as wrong. When I can't get my head around a concept. I'm still struggling with Yii and Object Oriented PHP.

Steam's Screenshot thing always fucks over the quality of damn well everything, it always looks fine in game, but when I get the screenshot it looks so fucking disgusting. I play SR3 in Medium/High and the screenshots come out like shit.

[QUOTE=Swog;38757091][img]http://sonymusic.cust.footprint.net/SYCO/originroot/stream/mps/catalog_23/000/000/051/asset_1041/featured-video-fallback.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] 10 year old girls LIKE those tribe beats sung by flamboyant homosexuals?

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38757298]How every horse in a movie or TV show is a female. That's just not how the world works.[/QUOTE] I take it you haven't seen the only worthwhile horse movie: [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Beauty#Characters"]Black Beauty[/URL] And I think the horse in Hidalgo is male

[QUOTE=Zoran;38757781]10 year old girls LIKE those tribe beats sung by flamboyant homosexuals?[/QUOTE] That's a little harsh. They appeal a certain demographic, who cares. Let them like things you don't like

oh my god i am totally desensitized to crying.. saddest fucking video i've ever seen and i'm totally fine. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyLxuy4tPLs[/url]

Getting invites from people you don't know, but semi recognize. It's worse when it doesn't say at least what state they reside in, it's weird.

Mumblers. Especially if they're the kind who get angry at you for asking them to repeat themselves. WELL MAYBE IF YOU SPOKE UP AND STOP SLURRING YOUR WORDS TOGETHER I WOULDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING ASK YOU TO REPEAT YOURSELF. And these are people I KNOW that can speak clearly, and it's not some sort of medical condition that causes them to do it. I need for people to speak very clearly at an elevated volume to understand them. It's not a hearing problem, it's a processing of information problem. Edit: haha, the person I have the biggest problem with this just rated me dumb because he thinks I'm trying to get him mad... Well I didn't hint at it being you before this, but now people know!

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38758040]Mumblers. Especially if they're the kind who get angry at you for asking them to repeat themselves. WELL MAYBE IF YOU SPOKE UP AND STOP SLURRING YOUR WORDS TOGETHER I WOULDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING ASK YOU TO REPEAT YOURSELF. And these are people I KNOW that can speak clearly, and it's not some sort of medical condition that causes them to do it. I need for people to speak very clearly at an elevated volume to understand them. It's not a hearing problem, it's a processing of information problem. Edit: haha, the person I have the biggest problem with this just rated me dumb because he thinks I'm trying to get him mad... Well I didn't hint at it being you before this, but now people know![/QUOTE] No, I rated you dumb, because I shouldn't have to raise my voice to what personally feels like yelling, for you to understand me. Not my fault you have an attention problem.

[QUOTE=Zeriga;38758070]No, I rated you dumb, because I shouldn't have to raise my voice to what personally feels like yelling, for you to understand me. Not my fault you have an attention problem.[/QUOTE] It's not a God damn attention problem. I can stare directly at someone, all ears on them, full attenuated to them, and if they mumble or slur their words together, I still cannot understand them most of the time. It cannot be an attention problem. Sometimes it is because someone says something while my attention is directed toward something else, but when it's like what I JUST explained, it's impossible. What, could I be distracted by for it to be, an attention problem.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38758098]It's not a God damn attention problem. I can stare directly at someone, all ears on them, full attenuated to them, and if they mumble or slur their words together, I still cannot understand them most of the time. It cannot be an attention problem. Sometimes it is because someone says something while my attention is directed toward something else, but when it's like what I JUST explained, it's impossible. What, could I be distracted by for it to be, an attention problem.[/QUOTE] 1.You listen to things nearly max volume, while on the same system, it's loud to me. 2.You have ADD, I have ADHD, yet I pay more attention. 3.Sometimes, I do mumble. Only because it's not important to speak loudly, or, it's a habit of my childhood of constantly being told to shut up. 4.Our personal life does not need to be disputed on Facepunch, thank you very much. I'm not continuing a PERSONAL DEBATE on Facepunch. Especially when we live in the same house.