Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

Planners. Seriously, they're a complete pain in the ass to fill out, hence why I rarely (if ever) use the damn things.

So I woke up at one of our managers' house with a few other employees (we had a little after party after our work Christmas party). I saw a puddle of puke right beside me, and I walked around and saw that the floors were [I]covered[/I] in vomit. I figured that there was no way [I]all[/I] of it was mine. So I cleaned up the puddle near the couch I was sleeping on and ran out of paper towel so really only cleaned like half of it, and nobody was home, except for my buddy passed out on the couch, so I just left and went home. Found out at work that all the vomit [I]was[/I] mine. I haven't talked with any my co workers who live there and had to clean it up yet. Kind of embarrassing because It's never fun to puke when drinking, but we are all laughing because of how much puke our manager (who nobody really likes) has to clean up. TL;DR Vomited all over my managers house.

[QUOTE=Electroholic;38771679]So I woke up at one of our managers' house with a few other employees (we had a little after party after our work Christmas party). I saw a puddle of puke right beside me, and I walked around and saw that the floors were [I]covered[/I] in vomit. I figured that there was no way [I]all[/I] of it was mine. So I cleaned up the puddle near the couch I was sleeping on and ran out of paper towel so really only cleaned like half of it, and nobody was home, except for my buddy passed out on the couch, so I just left and went home. Found out at work that all the vomit [I]was[/I] mine. I haven't talked with any my co workers who live there and had to clean it up yet. Kind of embarrassing because It's never fun to puke when drinking, but we are all laughing because of how much puke our manager (who nobody really likes) has to clean up. TL;DR Vomited all over my managers house.[/QUOTE] buy them all chocolate or something man

4 words: Fighting game boss stages Fuck Gill, fuck Azazel and fuck Shao Kahn.

Tell me about it man, I only beat shao kahn after snorting like 2 ritalin pills :v:

[QUOTE=Fouytan222;38771751]4 words: Fighting game boss stages Fuck Gill, fuck Azazel and fuck Shao Kahn.[/QUOTE] Shao Kahn is the biggest douche ever, his moves are op. He just takes every sort of attack and does ridiculous amount of damage. Even if you land like a good combo, he will only loose like 15% of his life.

[QUOTE=343N;38770930][editline] Can someone tell me why this was apparently a bad post?[/QUOTE] Thought you were correcting him is my guess.

[QUOTE=junker|154;38771874]Shao Kahn is the biggest douche ever, his moves are op. He just takes every sort of attack and does ridiculous amount of damage. Even if you land like a good combo, he will only loose like 15% of his life.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;vrpGCUTRAdg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrpGCUTRAdg[/video] It has been years since I've played Mortal Kombat now that I think about it

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;38771726]buy them all chocolate or something man[/QUOTE] Yeah I'll buy him lunch or something at work when I see him :v:

Having to babysit my parents to bed when they're drunk is getting old. It's funny at first, but after a while it drives you to the point of letting them drive off somewhere and crash.

I fucking hate getting told that I need to "go to bed on time" I'm 15, holy shit, if I go to bed at a shitty time that's my problem.

[QUOTE]I fucking hate getting told that I need to "go to bed on time"[/QUOTE] Especially when given hypocrite parent gets up shitty in the morning.

I work at a pet store and every time I see that some dog has pissed all over the floor I rage a bit inside. People are really lazy.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38772198]I fucking hate getting told that I need to "go to bed on time" I'm 15, holy shit, if I go to bed at a shitty time that's my problem.[/QUOTE] I got this problem because I started going to bed at 4:30 AM on school nights so maybe it's justified

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38772831]Yeah, but I'm [B][U][I]fucking still[/I][/U][/B] unemployed. I have literally no reason to go to bed or wake up early.[/QUOTE] My Dad gets mad if I stay up past 10:30 even though I'm home schooled and barely have any homework right now since its deer season and I don't have a lot of time.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38772831]Yeah, but I'm [B][U][I]fucking still[/I][/U][/B] unemployed. I have literally no reason to go to bed or wake up early.[/QUOTE] I'm in the same boat mate, so I end up just going to sleep when I want. My parents are a'ight about it though, as long as I don't keep them awake. Sucks that you lot don't seem to have the same deal.

I've got 2 fuckers telling me how shitty my computer is because I lack a decent graphics card ( 9800 GT ) its not my fault I was going to receive 1200 and only got $800. And yeah I got a 750w PSU and a sabertooth board and with that money I could've got a newer GPU like a 7850, but if I had've done that I would've had to upgrade again in 4 - 6 months and spent more money on a new GPU and PSU and I just wish people would leave me the fuck alone.

I seriously hope my package comes in the mail tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38773143]I've got 2 fuckers telling me how shitty my computer is because I lack a decent graphics card ( 9800 GT ) its not my fault I was going to receive 1200 and only got $800. And yeah I got a 750w PSU and a sabertooth board and with that money I could've got a newer GPU like a 7850, but if I had've done that I would've had to upgrade again in 4 - 6 months and spent more money on a new GPU and PSU and I just wish people would leave me the fuck alone.[/QUOTE] man you must hang out with some nerdy people if they hassle your computer specs

Ok what the fuck I can't stop salivating. Yahoo answers says I'm pregnant help

I put my earplugs in my phone and it tried to format out of the fucking blue. I stopped it by ripping my batteries out but just what the hell?

3 people from china, russia, and thailand keep trying to access my goddamn email. Get the fuck away, it's a throwaway email anyway so no you are not getting any free shit.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38773343]Ok what the fuck I can't stop salivating. Yahoo answers says I'm pregnant help[/QUOTE] you're preggers with a saliva baby how do you feel

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38773343]Ok what the fuck I can't stop salivating. Yahoo answers says I'm pregnant help[/QUOTE]Well shit, I have the same at the moment. And it sucks because sometimes I hit my teeth at some spot and saliva flies [B][I]everywhere[/I][/B].

[QUOTE=Crash15;38773698]you're preggers with a saliva baby how do you feel[/QUOTE] I don't even have a vagina This feels strange

jesus christ so i just had a soda right i took a big ol sip while i was watching this [video=youtube;vmx4V1ASZiA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmx4V1ASZiA&list=PLAA99297BB8675D69&index=37[/video] gigantic mistake, 90% of that sip is now sprayed fucking EVERYWHERE jesus if i put my hand on this desk its gonna be like sticking my hand into a vat of superglue and leaving it there for 9 months or something

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38773343]Ok what the fuck I can't stop salivating. Yahoo answers says I'm pregnant help[/QUOTE] Never stop posting, Roflburger. Your posts are always gold.

[QUOTE=Zorus;38771407][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/10Xu6.png[/IMG] How do people fall for this? Literally two guys had the same thing on their profiles. How could not it not be painfully obvious then?[/QUOTE] The link even gives it away. [editline]10th December 2012[/editline] Ufff, fuck. About to leave, my favorite song in my playlist comes on in my playlist. >.<

The fucking stupidity of youtube comments. "Eminem is better than tupac. Eminem is by far the best rapper of all time, and always will be. He has defined and conquered the genre" "Religion was a SCHEME BY THE ILLUMINATI YOU DUMBFUCKS. IT WAS A MIND CONTROL TECHNIQUE BUT IT GOT OUT OF CONTROL AND TURNED INTO A FULL ON CULT. CHRISTIANITY IS A CULT STARTED BY THE ILLUMINATI" "DROP LIKE A B0:55" (the bass drop was past 2 minutes) "Haha religion freeks, your only retort is that you think evolution is a theory? well guess what gravity is also just a theory, what now religion faggots?" "Hi, i am 40 years old, female, 18 stone (obese) , what are my odds of needing to undergo this surgery?" (on a video for quadruple bypass surgery)

Shit day at work today, i work with a complete retard, (basically tells me to put ladder somewhere and stands directly where he wants me to put it, then rages when i dont put it where he was standing, i just stand there death staring him like you srs? He does a lot of shit like this like telling me to meet him at a street that no longer exists then rages and says HOW FUCKEN HARD IS IT TO GET SOMEWHERE, well if the street actually existed and was anywhere close to where you were directing me..... basically im this close to smashing him in the face and losing my job.) Anyways long story continued, just went to change over my modem to a better one supplied by my isp (telstra), plugged it in and connected to router with reset all settings etc, ended up with no internet for 3 hours until i gave up and put the old one back which took half an hour to setup again. After that i went whatever im going back to laying in bed on my phone wifi, turns wifi on. Next minute phone crashes and gets into a crashing loop, wont stop looping and cant start it, cant connect to computer cause it doesn't stay on. Cant hard reset cause i cant lose work contacts from my phone (not all saved to sim), need phone for work tomorrow, dont wanna lose all the anime i just torrented on it, Fuck life......