Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38817609]Take a tiny bit of red pepper and put it on a leaf and let her start chewing it, she'll taste it and then she should stop doing it. Just put out things she usually chews on and put just a tiny bit of red pepper on it and she'll learn to stop. That or spray her with a spray bottle of water.[/QUOTE] Funny thing about that. I accidentally dropped a jalapeno Cheeto (rather hot for a cat) on the floor once and didn't notice it till she found it and ate it. She sat at her water bowl drinking like crazy for half an hour. Then puked. ... Now every time someone gets a bag of those out she'll sit at your feet and beg for one. She fucking likes them, even if they do horrible things to her. So I don't think that will help. Might try the spraying with water thing though...

Looks like that's your only option now, but remember. Don't soak her in water unless she continues to eat after you sprayed her once, just do 1 nice little squirt and if she stops and runs, good job, if she continues to eat it? Drench her.

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[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38816555]I haven't got a fucking clue, but I agree that IMDB is weird. This is the kind of thing I was talking about: [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0823671/parentalguide[/url] [editline]oh there's more[/editline] lol from the parental guidance page for Rio: Ban this filth! Oh wow[/QUOTE] There can't honestly be parents that fucking protective Somebody is just having a laugh I just get the weird mental image of a extremely strict mother with her SERIOUS reading glasses on staring at the TV, scanning every inch of it for filthy content, notepad and pen in hand ready to take IMDB notes so she can later write an 8 paragraph review on why the movie was bad and should be banned everywhere.

My mom bought me a fucking desk... I needed a desk badly but this is a piece of shit, the keyboard slider was nailed in and was jammed beyond repair so I had to kick that piece out, the PC holder was too small so I figured "Oh, I'll just undo these screws and it'll fit" so I get to unscrewing them, and the fucking desk is woodglued together, you aren't supposed to glue this shit. so I broke that off and somehow cut my thumb open. What's even worse is, she didn't even ask me about this desk or tell me we were picking it up last night, I was looking at a desk IKEA which was only $70 and I was going to pay for part of it, so she got on ebay and spent $35 on this and I had $35 myself so we could've gone and gotten a desk that wasn't falling apart. But instead she tells me last night and then says "We don't have the money" So after we go and get the desk she asks if I want something to eat and I said sure, so we go to sonic and then she bought food for me, herself and my sister and the total came to about $20. So at this point I say "I thought we we're low on money?" And she just tells me that we get paid tomorrow... FFS, I was going to pay for half of the desk and we could've gotten it and not had a piece of shit. I mean I understand the gesture and I really fucking appreciate it, I was in desperate need of a desk but I could've waited 1 more fucking day. tl;dr My mom bought me a desk and its a piece of shit and she didn't consult me or listen to a word I had said and then told me we didn't have the money. And I was going to pay for half of it.

Skype had an update and a design change, now it looks similar to youtube. [B]HOLY FUCKING SHIT[/B], what dumbfuck idiot ever though that this ugly as fuck eye rapist of a shitty design would ever look good, for fucks sake. I hope it doesn't become the new design trend.

The walking dead thread, holy shit. I just finish watching up to the mid season finale so I decide I would be safe to go into the thread. The very first spoiler I clicked was from the comic. No warning at all. Fuck that thread, never again. In fact, fuck all television/book series threads.

I'm now apparently the cause for the District-wide virus spread. I've been blamed by six people I don't even know. Principals won't truly listen to me either. 90% sure I'm going to be kicked out of computer classes and be suspended. [editline]meh [/editline] Apparently I can go to jail for this too. Yay corruption in schoolboards.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38820195]I'm now apparently the cause for the District-wide virus spread. I've been blamed by six people I don't even know. Principals won't truly listen to me either. 90% sure I'm going to be kicked out of computer classes and be suspended. [editline]meh [/editline] Apparently I can go to jail for this too. Yay corruption in schoolboards.[/QUOTE] Are you fucking serious? You can get kicked out for spreading an illness, y'know, something you can't control? That's just beyond stupid, if it was fatal, or you where purposely spreading hiv or something I can see why but just, I don't even.

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38820366]Are you fucking serious? You can get kicked out for spreading an illness, y'know, something you can't control? That's just beyond stupid, if it was fatal, or you where purposely spreading hiv or something I can see why but just, I don't even.[/QUOTE] He's talking about a PC virus.

[QUOTE=NateDude;38811105]I'm apparently not allowed to lock my door anymore, because if I do my dad's going to remove the lock on my door. He doesn't say why, he just is. I say that I lock it because my brothers don't knock. He says if they don't knock they'll get in trouble. Oh OKAY they'll get in trouble!!!! Sure!!!!!! I think I'll be in more trouble if they come in to find my dick in my hand and a tissue in the other looking at disturbing fetish porn. God FUCKING damnit I hate this family's shitty rules.[/QUOTE] Better than me, my mother removed my door. :c

Also I'm really mad at myself, I'm lazy as fuck, I can't get motivated and whenever I'm frustrated I take it out on others. I'm always being rude to my mom and instead of being nice about what I say I just have a shitty tone of voice and I'm not exactly nice to my sister either, I've gotta change this. I'm getting tired of having problems with people because I can't control my anger, I mean... Shit..

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38820380]He's talking about a PC virus.[/QUOTE] Oh, fuck. I'm really not on the ball today as anyone who's seen my recent fast anime posts would agree, I pretty much thought someone typing German was some being some weaboo that mimics japanese badly (I don't even fucking know) so yeah. I'm just going to go to bed

How people keep forgetting that their's more to the Star Wars universe than just the Jedi or the Sith.

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38820366]Are you fucking serious? You can get kicked out for spreading an illness, y'know, something you can't control? That's just beyond stupid, if it was fatal, or you where purposely spreading hiv or something I can see why but just, I don't even.[/QUOTE] COMPUTER virus.

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38820444]Oh, fuck. I'm really not on the ball today as anyone who's seen my recent fast anime posts would agree, I pretty much thought someone typing German was some being some weaboo that mimics japanese badly (I don't even fucking know) so yeah. I'm just going to go to bed[/QUOTE] Danke. [editline]13th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38820195]I'm now apparently the cause for the District-wide virus spread. I've been blamed by six people I don't even know. Principals won't truly listen to me either. 90% sure I'm going to be kicked out of computer classes and be suspended. [editline]meh [/editline] Apparently I can go to jail for this too. Yay corruption in schoolboards.[/QUOTE] Come on man, details, juicy details.

"[Girl name] is a stupid whore break up with that hoe [Guy name]" In comments: OP: "[Girl name] stfu" OP: "Flat chest no ass shauty nasty" Guy aka BF: "yo man chill the fuck out that my girl" OP: "Ik it's the fucking truth yo she'll prolly play u I ain't trying to disrespect u but ur girl has to go" OP: "He's gunna get played and I'm trying to look out she's a filthy ass whore" OH MY FUCKING GOD Why attack a relationship just for the sole purpose of breaking it up? This shit makes me so mad, I had to intervene this dude by countless of comments.

[QUOTE=hogofwar;38820579]Danke. [editline]13th December 2012[/editline] Come on man, details, juicy details.[/QUOTE] Got called into the office second hour, thought it was just because of my math grades because the same thing happened last year. Principal opened all nicely being like "I see you're good with computers" and praising me for it and shit. Then he started getting darker and darker until it was plain blaming me. He called in the head principal and he's this big tall dude who has a really deep voice who also blamed me. They confiscated my flash drives and I'm now considering suing or something because they don't have a proper warrant or whatever to take my stuff. Especially considering one of those flash drives was a $30 one.

How parents treat grades. I can see if I got constant F's being a problem, but one fucking C in the whole year of High School shouldn't cause one to flip their shit.

So My dad came back from the Local PC shop to see what was wrong with my Motherboard bla bla bla Pins inside the CPU socket are gone so they are offering me to replace it with a new MSI Motherboard and an AMD Phenom Quad 3.6GHZ CPU and yes I know Facepunch seems to like Intel alot more and I do too but I don't have much of a choice but basically he came back and all my parts were still inside the PC case which were good and what not Except my fucking 8GB Ram(2 sticks) and ATI 6770 Graphics card was inside of a goddamn plastic bag so now I will have no fucking idea if static killed the parts yet until I actually get my new MOBO and CPU Plus ontop of that I have to reformat my entire fucking 500gb Hard drive again (luckily I have an external HDD) and reinstall Windows but on top of that , Lo and be fucking hold I have a Builders Edition of Windows 7 which means when I get my new MOBO and CPU I will have to call up microsoft by phone which will probably have a wait time lasting hours and then give them the full serial number and original CD key just to reactivate my own fucking copy of Windows 7 And then we have exams coming up as well I fucking hate people nowadays I barely even talk to anyone at school really except my Friends I've known for quite awhile Then at lunch all I do is just eat peanut butter crackers and read a book and Now some people like to fucking mess with me since I they'll say things like Today I heard some guy and his friends walking by and he was like "Yeah it's better than standing around like some gay faggot" And I was one of the only people in my entire Comp Tech 2 class to pass some Certification Exam and I have some friend who was like "Nah man it's probably nothing" "No you probably got lucky" and he said like " Oh no I'm pretty sure there's more than one person who passed it" So he can make sure that I won't have the satisfaction of actually being fucking happy for once about accomplishing something in life since I fucking suck with everything/ I'm a complete fucking loser I'm never happy in my goddamn life And ontop of that I'm a fucking social outcast at times I rarely talk to people out in public except my good friends that I know And it feels like I'll never be as smart as other people or like There are girls out there that share interests with me most likely but basically all of them are fucking taken already and ontop of that It's like sometimes my parent's cannot appreciate who I am like, I don't even feel at home down here really in Florida as well I can't even begin to think about what's coming in the next few years I fucking hate everyone and everything I will never ever be happy in my entire goddamn life

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38820657]Got called into the office second hour, thought it was just because of my math grades because the same thing happened last year. Principal opened all nicely being like "I see you're good with computers" and praising me for it and shit. Then he started getting darker and darker until it was plain blaming me. He called in the head principal and he's this big tall dude who has a really deep voice who also blamed me. They confiscated my flash drives and I'm now considering suing or something because they don't have a proper warrant or whatever to take my stuff. Especially considering one of those flash drives was a $30 one.[/QUOTE] What about the actual virus (if there is even one), and why they think it is you, or at least a thoery of why they think it is you?

geogzm told me the death of a character in metro 2033. [editline]13th December 2012[/editline] i probably deserved it because ie sent him some breaking bad pony fanart from the appreciation station.

I might be able to order my parts next monday. I'm afraid though because our neighborhood has people who let their dogs run loose and some shady characters that might steal a huge package. That and i think UPS will be rough with the package and it'll come broken to the point i can't RMA it.

[QUOTE=Silverspar;38821562]I might be able to order my parts next monday. I'm afraid though because our neighborhood has people who let their dogs run loose and some shady characters that might steal a huge package. That and i think UPS will be rough with the package and it'll come broken to the point i can't RMA it.[/QUOTE] Get insurance and stay home all day.

Apparently my parents definition on punishment is to sell all my shit, and that I'll be lucky to keep my computer as they use it. Holy shit I'm so glad to be getting out of this place in 3 years.

So I've been working solely thirteen hour days all week this week and have been anxious for my weekend to begin. Well it turns out they need me Saturday and SUNDAY. Fuck.

My school went into complete lockdown for about an hour, jesus christ. Police with rifles everywhere. Apparently there were a few psycho killers running a drug lab in the area. Scary shit.

My philosophy teacher sent out an email saying he found several cases of plagiarism among the final exams he has looked at so far. He said anyone with plagiarism will fail the course. Now I don't remember looking at anything related to the course online, I only remember skimming a wikipedia article on Propaganda since I was mentioning propaganda in my final paper, but I didn't cite the wikipedia page. I don't remember copying anything from any source except my in-class notes, but maybe I subconsciously wrote something too similar to wikipedia. I'm really nervous now. [editline].[/editline] Reading over my paper, the quality of writing/information seems too low to be plagiarized, but I'm still nervous anyway, I don't know why.

[QUOTE=Electroholic;38823285]My philosophy teacher sent out an email saying he found several cases of plagiarism among the final exams he has looked at so far. He said anyone with plagiarism will fail the course. Now I don't remember looking at anything related to the course online, I only remember skimming a wikipedia article on Propaganda since I was mentioning propaganda in my final paper, but I didn't cite the wikipedia page. I don't remember copying anything from any source except my in-class notes, but maybe I subconsciously wrote something too similar to wikipedia. I'm really nervous now. [editline].[/editline] Reading over my paper, the quality of writing/information seems too low to be plagiarized, but I'm still nervous anyway, I don't know why.[/QUOTE] My teacher once was like "Hey guys about those essays we did and how I told you guys not to plagiarize well you guys plagiarized like motherfuckers and everyone who did has to do it over again unless they want a really shitty grade" and I was shitting my pants and wondering if I fucked up and I go up there and he's like "You got a 95 bro" and I was like [B]AWW YEAH[/B]

[QUOTE=Griffster26;38821340]geogzm told me the death of a character in metro 2033. [editline]13th December 2012[/editline] i probably deserved it because ie sent him some breaking bad pony fanart from the appreciation station.[/QUOTE] you deserve anything that happens to you