Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38897417]All the ~super edgy~ jokes about the school shooting that happened recently.
"That shooting must have been a BLAST!"
"I bet the last thing going through those kids' heads was a bullet!"
Normally I'd give credit where credit is due, but they're not even clever. They're just annoying.[/QUOTE]
They're not funny at all IMO. Jokes about mass murders and deaths isn't at all funny.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;38897872]They're not funny at all IMO. Jokes about mass murders and deaths isn't at all funny.[/QUOTE]
Could someone possibly use them to cope with it, make the situation less serious?
Charges were dropped, I'm no longer a suspect, go my flash drives back and the ability to log on to school computers [b]BUT[/b] I was missing a ton of my file on the flash drives.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;38897872]They're not funny at all IMO. Jokes about mass murders and deaths isn't at all funny.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1214137"]Terrible jokes "We're all going to hell for this"[/URL]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wat51.PNG[/IMG]
Stop bringing religion into everything! There is well over 100 different religions and Christianity isn't 100% the only "True Religion" Out there. Fuck
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38898108]Charges were dropped, I'm no longer a suspect, go my flash drives back and the ability to log on to school computers [b]BUT[/b] I was missing a ton of my file on the flash drives.[/QUOTE]
Why did they even modify anything on the flash drive at all?
Someone bound right click on the left mouse button on one of the computers at school. Why.
[QUOTE=Sharker;38898857]Someone bound right click on the left mouse button on one of the computers at school. Why.[/QUOTE]
"OMG hurr, erm surch a troll cuz I changed da click, umad bro?? DO U EVEN LIFT? 420 BLAZE IT."
was probably going through their mind.
[QUOTE=Sharker;38898857]Someone bound right click on the left mouse button on one of the computers at school. Why.[/QUOTE]
Maybe they're left-handed and forgot to change it back.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38898108]Charges were dropped, I'm no longer a suspect, go my flash drives back and the ability to log on to school computers [b]BUT[/b] I was missing a ton of my file on the flash drives.[/QUOTE]
holy shit [i]charges[/i]? i want more info incase i missed it
I don't want to go into school friday because there are rumors going around about a potential school shooting. But because it's my last day in this district and town, my mom is forcing me to go. All of these shootings going on lately are really making me fucking worried, and I am generally easy-going when it comes to stressful situations like this.
I officially hate hoses now. They seem to have been designed to get you mad. I just dragged one out from our hose 'holder' thing, then plugged it into the tap. Of course the thing is twisted up into about thirty Gordian knots and when I turn it on all the kinks and stuff lessen the water flow by about eighty percent. -_____-
Well, I managed to get a few windows cleaned before getting into a rage involving kicking hoses and dragging the beast back to its 'lair' (hose holder) whilst muttering curses under my breath.
[QUOTE=Crash15;38900205]holy shit [i]charges[/i]? i want more info incase i missed it[/QUOTE]
I was charged with cyber terrorism.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38900714]I was charged with cyber terrorism.[/QUOTE]
How? By telling someone they are stupid?
[QUOTE=Crash15;38900861]How? By telling someone they are stupid?[/QUOTE]
It must have been something like this
[IMG]http://www.annapolis.gov/Libraries/BoardsCommissions/Cyber-Bully-Cyber-Bullying-fact_1.sflb.ashx[/IMG]
One time I put a bunch of shortcuts to internet explorer in the startup folder so when you login like 50 of them opened. I got suspended from school and my parents grounded me for a month.
But then one time I booted a machine into linux so I could crack our schools wireless WEP key, and none of the teachers walking by even noticed I had a different Os running let along some suspicious terminals running. :v:
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;38900880]It must have been something like this
[IMG]http://www.annapolis.gov/Libraries/BoardsCommissions/Cyber-Bully-Cyber-Bullying-fact_1.sflb.ashx[/IMG][/QUOTE]
This one is better,
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4ublgY1J1rv0dnjo1_500.jpg[/img]
I've got to read [i]The House on Mango Street[/i], work on a large [i]Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde[/i] project for English, and work on 4 art pieces for AP Studio Art during Winter break.
I think this may be the most work I've gotten for breaks from school, holy shit.
My (best) friend might get deported because of pure american bullshit politics and immigration laws
I want to fucking flip the entire continent of north america like it was a fucking table
[QUOTE=Skerion;38901735][i]The House on Mango Street[/i][/QUOTE]
Awful book, imo
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38902240]Awful book, imo[/QUOTE]
I was somehow expecting the book to be like that for whatever reason. I wish the teacher had given a book for us to read that was at least just about as interesting as the previous books we've read, like All Quiet on the Western Front.
At least the art assignments should be sorta fun. I'm kinda doubtful about the Jekyll project, though. It's going to be a lot of work.
I just came out to my mother today.
Oh I don't post about it here but I'm a homosexual. All those jokes about liking hentai were lies and I was pretending to be someone socially awkward.
The thing that gets me mad is that my mother told me how much of a bigot my father is regarding LGBT.
And I just realized how silly my friend of one week is.
So my cat went in for some more blood work today, the tests for leukemia and some other thing came back negative. They want $500 for a test to see is he has a problem with his pancreas, my mom can't afford that since shes spent $800 already.
He still wont eat. Even with the pills to make him get hungry, he still wont even eat a treat.
His pupils are like fully dilated, and I think one is slightly smaller and his third eye lid is fully extended, it looks really disturbing.
But he was just rolling on the floor outside of my washroom like he usually does, and then was brushing up against me and stuff and meowing a bit like he normally does.
But his eyes are so fucked up I'm not sure whats wrong. And since Cats can only last like 5 days without eating I don't know if this will end well.
I think my friend on steam just came out of the closet
If this is some elaborate joke i'll murder him if it's not.....
i was a complete cunt since i thought it was one of his friends just fucking around.
[editline]20th December 2012[/editline]
OH THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38898108]Charges were dropped, I'm no longer a suspect, go my flash drives back and the ability to log on to school computers [b]BUT[/b] I was missing a ton of my file on the flash drives.[/QUOTE]
Sounds dodgy as fuck, you should scan it to see if there's anything hidden on it.
So the girl I like makes these blog post things about she was basically reconnecting with her ex that she hasn't seen since sixth form, shit sucks but such is life I suppose.
[QUOTE=DwarfOverlord;38900629]I officially hate hoses now. They seem to have been designed to get you mad. I just dragged one out from our hose 'holder' thing, then plugged it into the tap. Of course the thing is twisted up into about thirty Gordian knots and when I turn it on all the kinks and stuff lessen the water flow by about eighty percent. -_____-
Well, I managed to get a few windows cleaned before getting into a rage involving kicking hoses and dragging the beast back to its 'lair' (hose holder) whilst muttering curses under my breath.[/QUOTE]
Misread as "horses", instantly entire text was funny as fuck.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;38878440]Meh, I don't find it annoying it all. I use it myself from time to time.
Why is the word so annoying?[/QUOTE]
It's fine when you add an actual sentence to it. But when it's just "meh" and then nothing, that's what get's me mad.
A good mate from school did quite a few crimes here a while ago and recently did a runner to Switzerland. Now he's wanted back here and if he does come back/get extradited I'm not sure what kind of penalty he'll get.
I'm not mad that he committed those crimes or that he can get locked up for them, I'm mad because I've never been down to the pub with him and my 18th is coming up. Oh well. One day I hope to run across him again.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;38901874]My (best) friend might get deported because of pure american bullshit politics and immigration laws
I want to fucking flip the entire continent of north america like it was a fucking table[/QUOTE]
But... Canada?
[editline]They are weird[/editline]
My old school (and I don't know about other schools in Denmark) has some flaws.
Guess what happens if a student attacks ([sp]I don't know what else to call it... Bullies maybe?[/sp]) another student. They get a warning (Or they have to be away for a few days.)
Understandable right? Chances are they will become friends again and nothing more to that.
Except I have seen cases where the bully got warnings and nothing happens. Or the bullied student got removed because of some shithead that just continued to bully others.
But you know what pisses me most off? If a student threatens a teacher, or the teacher feels threatened by the student (even when nothing has happened/the student is harmless) the student can(I hope it has been changed to could) get removed.
[QUOTE=Electroholic;38903357]So my cat went in for some more blood work today, the tests for leukemia and some other thing came back negative. They want $500 for a test to see is he has a problem with his pancreas, my mom can't afford that since shes spent $800 already.
He still wont eat. Even with the pills to make him get hungry, he still wont even eat a treat.
His pupils are like fully dilated, and I think one is slightly smaller and his third eye lid is fully extended, it looks really disturbing.
But he was just rolling on the floor outside of my washroom like he usually does, and then was brushing up against me and stuff and meowing a bit like he normally does.
But his eyes are so fucked up I'm not sure whats wrong. And since Cats can only last like 5 days without eating I don't know if this will end well.[/QUOTE]
Only if I were a vet.
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