Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;37957062]It's almost 5:00 AM and I still don't feel tired enough to go to sleep. I don't want to end up having to sleep in the middle of the day either. wat do?[/QUOTE] Stay awake all day, then jump onto your bed and pass out around 5 PM I'm currently in the same boat

[QUOTE=Swog;37955456]My dog just crossed the fucking street. I called her about 50+ times and it still didn't work. Dumb dog. I'll just let her do whatever she likes. Not my fault if she gets hit by a car or decides to run away. I don't get why she would try to run away even though we're feeding her properly, she's normal weighted, she has water, she gets enough attention.[/QUOTE] If a car hits your dog you are liable for the damages

Oh and now i just came home with a diagnosis. Schizophremia. Fuck my life, buddies.

Fucking Paypal you lying bastard. DAY SIX OF I'M GOING TO KILL PAYPAL

[QUOTE=kirby2112;37957621]Fucking Paypal you lying bastard. DAY SIX OF I'M GOING TO KILL PAYPAL[/QUOTE] It's annoying that everybody uses paypal. It would be good to be able to say "Don't use paypal, it's a steaming pile of shit", but it's the only option sometimes. It's also a pretty good service when it's working fine. I had a fun time with them last year. It all started when the language selection on my account preferences randomly changed to French. Seeing as I don't understand French, I emailed the wonderful people at paypal customer support, to see if they could explain what had happened and maybe change my language setting back. A week later they responded by locking my account. After a further 2.5 weeks of pissing about, I got my account back and it was in English again! All in all, I'm one of the lucky few: It took less than a month and I got my account back.

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;37958003]horror story[/QUOTE] Well, I've never had anything quite that bad, but they've recenlty been taking absurd amounts of time to put money into it from my bank account. It's only 13 dollars! I know the amount is irrelevant, but saying that it's only 13 dollars makes me feel better about it.

writing more applications.

[QUOTE=Swog;37955456]My dog just crossed the fucking street. I called her about 50+ times and it still didn't work. Dumb dog. I'll just let her do whatever she likes. Not my fault if she gets hit by a car or decides to run away. I don't get why she would try to run away even though we're feeding her properly, she's normal weighted, she has water, she gets enough attention.[/QUOTE] She read that, and knows you called her dumb. She fled to a loving family in the alps.

When you're getting your picture taken for something, and you smile the way you want, but the person with the camera keeps going "C'mon. Smile a little more. C'mon, wider! Bigger! Wider! C'mon! [I]Show them teeth![/I] [I][B]Bigger![/B][/I] [B][I]A little more! Wider![/I][/B] [U][I][B]You can do better than that![/B][/I][/U] [U][I][B]Show them teeth!![/B][/I][/U] [U][I][B]WIDER![/B][/I][/U]"

I want to get into modding minecraft but I don't know where to start

Why was there suddenly just a huge drop in online users?

because everyone heard your furry porn scream :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=343N;37958254]because everyone heard your furry porn scream :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Aw sorry, I couldn't keep myself from visiting the rule 34 thread

Fuck sake why don't Overvs title script install into chrome.

[QUOTE=markg06;37958297]Fuck sake why don't Overvs title script install into chrome.[/QUOTE] maybe it's a side effect of my title :V but seriously go to extensions, and drag the script into that page done! silly google wants us to install scripts from their silly website.

Oh god, Ace Combat: Assault Horizon. 10 minutes in, and we already know the bad guys are the [B]FUCKING [U]RUSSIANS[/U][/B]

(Expected Clearing Date: Oct 9, 2012) THAT IS FUCKING TOMMOROW. SEVEN DAYS!?

I swear I really think I'm lactose sensitive. I was thirsty as fuck this morning and I downed a tall glass of milk. When I got to school I was farting out these real nasty fuckers and I had to shit real bad and I felt awful. Got my sister to pick me up and now I'm home.

I am total shit at math and my school wants to throw me out if I don't improve soon.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;37958649]Oh god, Ace Combat: Assault Horizon. 10 minutes in, and we already know the bad guys are the [B]FUCKING [U]RUSSIANS[/U][/B][/QUOTE] The whole campaign feels like it lasts 10 minutes.

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;37958941]I am total shit at math and my school wants to throw me out if I don't improve soon.[/QUOTE] If you really want to stay in school, [b]STUDY![/b] I was never that great at math, but that's because I was a lazy little prick. But once I started practicing what I learnt at school at home I actually started passing papers, and now here I am at University doing a course in engineering. You can do it man!

friendship is forever nigga?

[QUOTE=tommyc225;37959000]If you really want to stay in school, [b]STUDY![/b] I was never that great at math, but that's because I was a lazy little prick. But once I started practicing what I learnt at school at home I actually started passing papers, and now here I am at University doing a course in engineering. You can do it man![/QUOTE] I can understand what is supposed to be done fine after I get a better explanation from a friend or some other math teacher. I am actually able to do the math tests, I infact redid the first test and I got a C for it. I fucked up the second test and got a D, because I forgot to add in the x while doing the function graphs or whatever you call them in english. I fucked up because instead of writing y = something + something + 4x I wrote y= something + something + 4 and ended up doing the entire thing wrong. It's stupid little mistakes like this that I keep failing in life. I was going to go redo it this friday because last week I had to hurry to the Driver's Ed, but the social worker was like "NOPE, gotta get this ugly hairy faggot out of this school."

Why don't we have a shit that makes you cry, or shit that gets you sad thread? It probably wouldn't be as big, but there is some shit that makes me sad or cry, even though I'm a big boy!

i'm so frustrated because i can't seem to get a fucking job. i haven't really done shit since i dropped out of school, beside chilling with friends, because i can't even afford a goddamn train ticket.

I jammed [B][I]both[/I][/B] of my pinkies playing football in the same tackle. Now my left one is swelling up, but my right one feels better. I was getting my ass handed to me in football, but when we get on the baseball field, I'll dominate bitches.

My dog came back last night. She's fine now. Also, my parents yelled at me this morning for just eating a cereal I wanted to eat. Total BS. All I wanted to do was eat a goddamn delicious Krave and they bitch about it. Even though there's 3 other fucking boxes in the kitchen. And the flavor isn't Double Chocolate.

So, my mom took me to the doctor today, and apparently I have bronchitis. Dammit.

4am twi choices a. stay awaje on lhone and be tired all day, go to first day of school, go ro bed early after school or b. sleep, have sore eyes all day from four hours of sleep. get home, sleep some more. which one

How fucking lucky my friend is. For $5, he got a guy to paint [t]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/598652_390463691024522_771968945_n.jpg[/t] That for him. (In photoshop, but still)