Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

When I was going to log onto my account on my Windows 7 computer, I had to go take a shit, so I went to the bathroom while the computer was logging on. After I came back, the screen showed a Windows 98ish desktop with only a trashcan icon and a black wallpaper. There were some errors about system32 not being found or some shit. Needless to say, it fucking scared me for a bit. I only had to restart the computer, but nothing like this has ever happened before.

God damn it I was just running 4 player coop on Borderlands 2 and then my ps3 freezes, fuckin' typical, I was just about to take us to the warrior.

I always sneeze, forget about it within a couple of second, feel for ages that I've just sneezed but can't remember doing it. If there's anyone around I ask them if I sneezed.

[QUOTE=jaykray;37977521]Swallowing you like a vore fetishists dream[/QUOTE] Definitely the first time I've ever seen this line used in a poem.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;37977884]Definitely the first time I've ever seen this line used in a poem.[/QUOTE] I stole it from Wordsworth

I can't hardly stand my boyfriend anymore. He's just so Goddamn annoying constantly. I'd explain what I exactly find so annoying but it would be a giant fucking paragraph stretching the page. The biggest thing though is that he always tells degrading jokes about me to his damn internet friends, and he is not funny. He has the "LOLOLOLO SO RANDUM xdddddd" meme spewing mentality 9 times out of 10. And it's [I]annoying as shit.[/I] And he's 21 years old. I've tried telling him this though but it only goes through one ear and out the other and an argument ensues and it ends, having nothing changed at all. (I'll be honest, this happens with me too, but the issues are much harder to "fix" than constantly telling bad jokes or killing a good joke the moment it's told) I'm just hoping this is because I constantly see him and I just need a break or something. [sp]Now I bet he's going to come in here, read this, and throw a fit at me. I wish he didn't have a Facepunch account. In fact, idk why he has one, he has told me that he hates Facepunch and thinks I'm addicted to it when I could EASILY say the same thing about some of the things he does day in and day out, like play Minecraft![/sp] [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] Then again... Maybe I changed too much for him in a way he just doesn't like. Before Facepunch, my humor was pretty much like his, and I found him to be way funnier. After Facepunch I've been "warped" (for a lack of better words) into hating everything meme related and finding most things that use "randumb" humor absolutely fuck-all stupid and headache-inducing. *Sigh* In retrospect, I don't know if it's me or him that's the problem. It's obvious he won't change. But it's also obvious that I can't accept that and live with it, either.

break up with him?

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;37978019]I can't hardly stand my boyfriend anymore. He's just so Goddamn annoying constantly. I'd explain what I exactly find so annoying but it would be a giant fucking paragraph stretching the page. The biggest thing though is that he always tells degrading jokes about me to his damn internet friends, and he is not funny. He has the "LOLOLOLO SO RANDUM xdddddd" meme spewing mentality 9 times out of 10. And it's [I]annoying as shit.[/I] And he's 21 years old. I've tried telling him this though but it only goes through one ear and out the other and an argument ensues and it ends, having nothing changed at all. (I'll be honest, this happens with me too, but the issues are much harder to "fix" than constantly telling bad jokes or killing a good joke the moment it's told) I'm just hoping this is because I constantly see him and I just need a break or something. [sp]Now I bet he's going to come in here, read this, and throw a fit at me. I wish he didn't have a Facepunch account. In fact, idk why he has one, he has told me that he hates Facepunch and thinks I'm addicted to it when I could EASILY say the same thing about some of the things he does day in and day out, like play Minecraft![/sp] [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] Then again... Maybe I changed too much for him in a way he just doesn't like. Before Facepunch, my humor was pretty much like his, and I found him to be way funnier. After Facepunch I've been "warped" (for a lack of better words) into hating everything meme related and finding most things that use "randumb" humor absolutely fuck-all stupid and headache-inducing. *Sigh* In retrospect, I don't know if it's me or him that's the problem. It's obvious he won't change. But it's also obvious that I can't accept that and live with it, either.[/QUOTE] There's totally a ton of tables flipped right now. I mean, really. So many tables. So many broken walls. So much glass broken. [sp]not really[/sp]

[QUOTE=jaykray;37978037]break up with him?[/QUOTE] 1. I still love him. Breaking up with him because I don't like his sense of humor is just retarded. 2. I can't anyways. He lives with my parents and I, and has no where else to go since his mom's dead and the rest of his family (besides his sister) are FilmSlacker's Stepdad incarnate. It would be torture. 3. I can't anyways for another reason. I'm a needy, clingy bitch and every time I try to separate myself from him I just end up regretting everything I said and go straight back. And everything is fine for a while, and then it just cycles back into the same shit. It's a vicious cycle, and I want to break it by getting a job but my mom is stalling constantly to help me, since I cannot do it on my own. [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeriga;37978061]There's totally a ton of tables flipped right now. I mean, really. So many tables. So many broken walls. So much glass broken. [sp]not really[/sp][/QUOTE] Well that went better then expected, here I was full on prepared for you to flip...

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;37978106]1. I still love him. Breaking up with him because I don't like his sense of humor is just retarded. 2. I can't anyways. He lives with my parents and I, and has no where else to go since his mom's dead and the rest of his family (besides his sister) are FilmSlacker's Stepdad incarnate. It would be torture. 3. I can't anyways for another reason. I'm a needy, clingy bitch and every time I try to separate myself from him I just end up regretting everything I said and go straight back. And everything is fine for a while, and then it just cycles back into the same shit. It's a vicious cycle, and I want to break it by getting a job but my mom is stalling constantly to help me, since I cannot do it on my own. [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] Well that went better then expected, here I was full on prepared for you to flip...[/QUOTE] I'm too used to you posting about me on facepunch already. Usually around this time of the month. Edit: It's also way too obvious when I hear TYPITY TYPITY TYPITY pounding on your laptop, or another room. And see facepunch's layout. That it's usually a post about me. ... Rainbow? What.

[QUOTE=Zeriga;37978145]I'm too used to you posting about me on facepunch already. Usually around this time of the month. Edit: It's also way too obvious when I hear TYPITY TYPITY TYPITY pounding on your laptop, or another room. And see facepunch's layout. That it's usually a post about me. ... Rainbow? What.[/QUOTE] Not usually. Rarely. Only 3-4 posts I've made in these threads were about you out of the hundreds of other posts about complaining about trivial shit or commenting on someone else complaining about (sometimes) trivial shit. :v: Everyone needs to vent about the people they see every day sometime, even if you love 'em! To quote mom... "You can want to choke someone to death, and still love them!"

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;37978191]Not usually. Rarely. Only 3-4 posts I've made in these threads were about you out of the hundreds of other posts about complaining about trivial shit or commenting on someone else complaining about (sometimes) trivial shit. :v: Everyone needs to vent about the people they see every day sometime, even if you love 'em! To quote mom... "You can want to choke someone to death, and still love them!"[/QUOTE] For me, choking is too quick. So is blood diluting. So have a rainbow.

Well isn't this sweet.

Eh... For some reason I feel really nervous about tomorrow... for what? A haircut. :v: Why the fuck why am I so nervous I have stomach pains and everything. It's not like I'm gonna get all my hair shaved off or anything :v:

Revolution's dumb as fuck premise. How the fuck is electricity supposed to just magically stop working (and it's not just the power going out forever, electricity in the setting simply put, [I]doesn't fucking work anymore[/I]) without fucking over the entire universe?

[QUOTE=Swog;37977496]Just quit it out, guys. It's not that worth caring over anymore.[/QUOTE] I can see why that guy blocked you on steam, you seem like the most annoying person

[QUOTE=Swog;37974149]got into an argument with every1 in my family im depressed as fuck now [t]http://puu.sh/1d4ob[/t][/QUOTE] I don't know why you'd trust the internet to tell you how you feel.

My school just blocked Youtube, again. I'm willing to bet that the girl in my art class decided to watch that Fantasy music video during class was part of the reason.

I'm a member of this site called TheTechGame, and I only really visit the site to get mods, but pretty much everyone on there is a CoD addict and is just absolutely fascinated by trickshotting. What's also pretty dumb is how some people will sign their posts with their username, like they're famous or some shit, or like we didn't see it in the post itself. What the fuck does "Reziqua" mean anyway? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vfrgk.png[/IMG] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnxWcttAJKw&feature=plcp"]Here's[/URL] the super sick video that was linked.

What shit gets me mad you may ask? Well, my own shit gets me mad. It all starts off by sitting down, you're really prepared for a grandiose poop. You let one out, but you know what? Fuck you. Instead, you get a big, gross, *plop*, and your ass checks are soaked in your pissy-pooped filled water.

I get me mad. Whenever I talk to somebody I'm really fond of, I spend days or even weeks dwelling on everything I said and did, and also what I didn't. And no matter how small or insignificant that thing is, I always seem to find a way to get frustrated at myself over it.

Once I get adjusted to a city, we move. God fuck that. [editline]10th October 2012[/editline] And fuck my depression, every day I'm a sad piece of shit. I just want to see how it feels like to live a long happy life. Not a sad piss poor excuse of a life

[QUOTE=jbthekid;37979302]I'm a member of this site called TheTechGame, and I only really visit the site to get mods, but pretty much everyone on there is a CoD addict and is just absolutely fascinated by trickshotting. What's also pretty dumb is how some people will sign their posts with their username, like they're famous or some shit, or like we didn't see it in the post itself. What the fuck does "Reziqua" mean anyway? [IMG]comic sans bs[/IMG] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnxWcttAJKw&feature=plcp"]Here's[/URL] the super sick video that was linked.[/QUOTE]Worst of all is that he wrote that shit with comic sans..

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37980869]Worst of all is that he wrote that shit with comic sans..[/QUOTE] Don't forget calling Roxio good

The stereotypes in "groups" of people that make the non-nutcases look bad. I'm not going to list any because I'd bet money it'd start a flamewar.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;37972337]Photoshop shits the bed and corrupts my PSDs. Why[/QUOTE] or maybe you shit the bed and the mattress was actually photoshop [editline]10th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Swog;37974300]i just made a suicidal poem or somethin like it still not gettin better[/QUOTE] [I]swog; get in a bog live near a log; you'll see its not any better your life is going to keep going down unless you do something about that frown if you've got yourself into this mess you've gotta get into it less online self-diagnosis isn't very accurate as far as I've seen, it's very far away from it. [/I] [sp]fin[/sp]

[QUOTE=343N;37981714]or maybe you shit the bed and the mattress was actually photoshop[/QUOTE] Still broken.

When other users judge me, they examine my post count like a woman examines a dick. ffs, under 1000 posts doesn't make me a retard.

dental work in about an hour which is going to apparently kill me! I have to get an IV needle in my hand this time for them to give me the sedative [I can't stay awake and I have a fucking needle phobia] and if I flinch I can rupture a vein and die. It's been fun guys.

since when does rupturing a vein cause you to die