Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

Its not that bad quit being so melodramatic

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;38059952]Its not that bad quit being so melodramatic[/QUOTE] Im died

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38059934]My testosterone is draining from my very soul help[/QUOTE]Go to the hot girls thread if your phone can handle the pictures.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38059988]Im died[/QUOTE] What a shame. He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38059992]Go to the hot girls thread if your phone can handle the pictures.[/QUOTE] I'm in school. In a class full of women. I think that's a bad idea

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38060016]I'm in school. In a class full of women. I think that's a bad idea[/QUOTE] Sissy talk

When conversations go something like this: "...you can bring your girlfriend if you like." "I'm single" .... "So how long have you been single?" "I dunno, a year, year-and-a-half." "You need to come out with me, I'll find you a girl" "Nah, it's OK. I'm not actively searching." "Well that's why your single! You can't expect them to knock on your door." "I know...." Why is the world more interested in my love life than I am? The worst ones are elderly neighbours. "Why aren't you married yet?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38060047]Sissy talk[/QUOTE] No it's smart talk. Doing this will cause a quick burst of happiness with the risk of long term humiliation

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38059709]I have to watch My Big Fat Greek Wedding for school. Hnnnnnng[/QUOTE] When I was in the 8th grade, I was in a home-ed class that was mostly full of girls. And we had to watch My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, and I felt like my soul was being ripped out of me while I was watching that.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38060016]I'm in school. In a class full of women. I think that's a bad idea[/QUOTE]Whip your cock out and wink to the nearest pretty girl and then showing what's on your phone to show her what she has to do after class.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38062005]Whip your cock out and wink to the nearest pretty girl and then showing what's on your phone to show her what she has to do after class.[/QUOTE] One can not simply "whip out their cock". I have to have a team of 6 trained men to carefully take it out without tearing my pants or anyone else in the premises because it's so massive. [sp]Dont you dare put this in pointform because "-It takes 6 men for Burger's penis to get out of his pants" looks bad on paper[/sp] [editline]16th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=tier56;38061229]When I was in the 8th grade, I was in a home-ed class that was mostly full of girls. And we had to watch My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, and I felt like my soul was being ripped out of me while I was watching that.[/QUOTE] Yeah I'm in Grade 11 home-ed. Only dude in my class. I was "recommended" into it because I was taking psychology.

ROFLBURGER, do you have two feet, or is one your cock with a boot?

These automated call are really starting to piss me off.

[QUOTE=wug;38054405]There's this short kid at school, he's not that short but yeah. People are just fucking nasty to him for no apparent reason. He's sitting down, people start looking at him and shit, then someone says "yeah if you look up birthing fails it'll come up with him" He was trying really hard to contain his anger, his face was red but he just ignored them. Then the dumbass popular kid turns around and says "Just shut up, nobody believes you." He says "Okay bro." I felt sorry for him. He's trying really hard, and when I stick up for him I just get screamed at. The popular kid responds with "Rainbow? Are you gay? ahaha gay alert gay gay gay" Fucking nasty people, how can you do this to another person? He hasn't done anything wrong to anyone, and yet he gets treated like that for no reason. He is quite fun to be around yet people are just fucking cruel. Probably the cruelest thing anyone's ever done to him, some people pushed him off his bike when he was riding home and stole the gear and slashed the tires. I want to kill those fucking people.[/QUOTE] Ahhh, middle-school. The place that burned a view on me that murder isn't so bad depending on whom you kill. [editline]16th October 2012[/editline] I'm having a heartburn at the moment. Stupid medication.

Don't you hate it when you bite down on some food and the plastic fork breaks and pierces your gum to the point of where you have to go to the doctor's to have it removed?

When people run over cats and do nothing about it, not giving a shit. Oh, here's a sad story. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ozwWkXm5s&feature=related[/url]

I'm trying to code and my brother is sitting two feet next to me playing BF3 and screaming at the top of his lungs. I ask him if he can keep it down since I'm trying to concentrate but apparently that is too much to ask for.

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38064888]I'm trying to code and my brother is sitting two feet next to me playing BF3 and screaming at the top of his lungs. I ask him if he can keep it down since I'm trying to concentrate but apparently that is too much to ask for.[/QUOTE] How fucking old is he?

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38064888]I'm trying to code and my brother is sitting two feet next to me playing BF3 and screaming at the top of his lungs. I ask him if he can keep it down since I'm trying to concentrate but apparently that is too much to ask for.[/QUOTE] Will saying "Shouting will give you erectile dysfunction" work?

I saw the photo where amanda todd flashed herself Of all I places, I saw it on Lmao pics I hate everything

[QUOTE=Swog;38064912]How fucking old is he?[/QUOTE] He's 20 [QUOTE=digigamer17;38064918]Will saying "Shouting will give you erectile dysfunction" work?[/QUOTE] He would just call me retarded and keep shouting.

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38064997]He's 20 He would just call me retarded and keep shouting.[/QUOTE] Ah. Ok, uhm

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38064997]He's 20[/QUOTE] Wow. That behavior is immature for that age level. Kick him in the ballsack. HARD. While wearing shoes.

[QUOTE=Swog;38065076]Wow. That behavior is immature for that age level. Kick him in the ballsack. HARD. While wearing shoes.[/QUOTE] Yelling while playing a videogame is completely normal He [B]is[/B] being a bit of a douche by ignoring lua though

[QUOTE=ILY;38065139]Yelling while playing a videogame is completely normal He [B]is[/B] being a bit of a douche by ignoring lua though[/QUOTE] Oh, so I have "Reduced Screaming at Video Games" syndrome? I rarely scream at keyboard, but when I got to the surface in Half Life, I screamed the fuck out of my lungs because the airstrikes were dealing too much damage and the soldiers wouldn't let me heal. I'm past that now, passing Blast Pit.

For some reason I keep resisting putting all my files over to Dropbox and I keep giving Google Drive a chance. But it won't sync 9 of my files and won't even tell me which files. I like using my Google drive for my school work/documents but If it's going to be this shitty, I can't keep giving it chances.

[QUOTE=ILY;38065139]Yelling while playing a videogame is completely normal[/QUOTE] screaming at the top of your lungs isn't

[QUOTE=Swog;38065211]Oh, so I have "Reduced Screaming at Video Games" syndrome? I rarely scream at keyboard, but when I got to the surface in Half Life, I screamed the fuck out of my lungs because the airstrikes were dealing too much damage and the soldiers wouldn't let me heal. I'm past that now, passing Blast Pit.[/QUOTE] 1. Yelling =/= screaming 2. I didn't say that it's abnormal if you don't yell (Many people don't even say a word) What lua said was definitely a hyperbole

[QUOTE=Electroholic;38065216]For some reason I keep resisting putting all my files over to Dropbox and I keep giving Google Drive a chance. But it won't sync 9 of my files and won't even tell me which files. I like using my Google drive for my school work/documents but If it's going to be this shitty, I can't keep giving it chances.[/QUOTE] I used Google Drive for my school work last year. Now I store them on a 16GB flash drive. Advantage is that when internet is down, you can STILL work on whatever you have.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;38057473]The fact that diversity is looked down upon by most of todays teenagers, diversity is almost always responded to with bullying. It makes me sick to my stomach. Diversity is prosperity, but around these parts, you're a faggot or something if you think differently or act differently.[/QUOTE] Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.