• Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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Holy [i]shit[/i], I've been struggling with this fucking diarrhea all the day. I shit like a motherfucking train, my asshole still hurts. Now I can totally feel those who have been posting about it recently, it's like facing the consequences of eating a god damn razorblade and a handful of nails. I don't shit out shit anymore, either. It's just those fucking white paper-like things with blood on them. Fuck this day, fuck diarrhea. /swearing off
[QUOTE=wug;38085685]Late reply, but that fucking clown toe kissing episode is FUCKED UP. That is the most fucked up cartoon episode i have ever seen in my life. If i was 6-12 or whatever, that would have scared the fuck out of me and if i had a phobia of clowns I would have cried and screamed. That shit is not ok to put in a kid's cartoon.[/QUOTE] Yeah that shit was horrifying. [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] Somehow, the Witcher 2 uninstalled itself and deleted all it's local files. FUCK.
Playing L4D2 with pubs.
My cough-sneeze fest is getting worser each hour. I had to leave school 40 minutes later than when first peroid started. Medicine doesn't work. I plan on going to a doctors soon.
My hands are sunburnt and burn like hell for some reason.
Little pissed that I have to dish out close to $800 tomorrow to repair my car so it passes the insurance inspection.
Watching the last few minutes of an episode of "America's Book of Secrets" on the History channel... They got into something about "cybersecurity" in the Pentagon and they're doing all these CSI bullshit hackery technobabble special effects everywhere and it's making me mad. Why must people do this?
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38090430]Watching the last few minutes of an episode of "America's Book of Secrets" on the History channel... They got into something about "cybersecurity" in the Pentagon and they're doing all these CSI bullshit hackery technobabble special effects everywhere and it's making me mad. Why must people do this?[/QUOTE] Make it not so boring? I find it stupid.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38090430]Watching the last few minutes of an episode of "America's Book of Secrets" on the History channel... They got into something about "cybersecurity" in the Pentagon and they're doing all these CSI bullshit hackery technobabble special effects everywhere and it's making me mad. Why must people do this?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ceaqtWhdnI[/media]
God damnit youtube, get your shit together.
[QUOTE=proch;38091617]God damnit youtube, get your shit together.[/QUOTE] working now aaand down again
Those dumb people who are crying because EA posted a screenshot of a swede shooting a canadian on MOH's facebook page. It's a just a video game for fuck's sake, do you see the Russians crying because you shoot them in just about every modern day military shooter out there today? No.
The bottom part of my gums are sore where my wisdom teeth feel like they're growing in.
[QUOTE=Sharker;38092620]Those dumb people who are crying because EA posted a screenshot of a swede shooting a canadian on MOH's facebook page. It's a just a video game for fuck's sake, do you see the Russians crying because you shoot them in just about every modern day military shooter out there today? No.[/QUOTE] Russians do not cry.
*insert a generic post about how being broke pisses me off here*
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38085175]Turns out that I might have herpes. Great.[/QUOTE] Wow, what the hell?
[U]Teachers that cheat me out of my extra credit.[/U] I had to do a long homework assignment where I needed to draw a picture fully out of slopes and list all the equations that made up the picture on a separate piece of paper. We were to get extra credit if we attached a colored version of our graphed picture in with the rest of the assignment. I decided to remake my drawing in Photoshop, and it looked pretty nice. The pen tool does wonders. I got that assignment back today, graded. She told me I shouldn't copy and paste clipart off the internet and claim it as my own. What are the fucking chances that there was clipart out there that was exactly what I had drew in class the first day we started? [B]She blamed me for shit she had no backup for.[/B] When I gave proof that I had the file I used to create the document, she just says: "You have a good enough grade anyway, so the grade stays." [highlight]This shit pisses me off so much.[/highlight] I go out of my way to get a higher grade and teachers ignore it.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38085175]Turns out that I might have herpes. Great.[/QUOTE] Fuck. How? So I presume you got it from your girlfriend.
[QUOTE=kaine123;38093919]Fuck. How?[/QUOTE] Well... when two people love eachother very much...
People that stop in traffic and take pictures of car accidents, gee I didn't know it's fun to take photos of someone getting killed in a 3 car accident, should frame that.
[QUOTE=ILY;38093962]Well... when two people love eachother very much...[/QUOTE] They get herpes?! What have I been told and where did I go wrong?!
[IMG]http://puu.sh/1gfn5[/IMG] Fucking piece of shit installer, fuck! :(
[QUOTE=DerpishCat;38093996][IMG]http://puu.sh/1gfn5[/IMG] Fucking piece of shit installer, fuck! :([/QUOTE] I find it extraordinarily funny that it says "try again from the beginning. :v
[QUOTE=kirby2112;38094034]I find it extraordinarily funny that it says "try again from the beginning. :v[/QUOTE] "Oh, one file failed to copy, this could be fixed by just retrying or some shit, but instead i'm gonna force you to exit the installer and make you restart all this fucking shit."
[QUOTE=kaine123;38093919]So I presume you got it from your girlfriend.[/QUOTE] "Honey, I got herpes. You have it now too."
My compulsive buying syndrome. Just dropped $25 since sleeping dog was on sale. And then dropped another $15 on CKII DLC.
I have to memorize a poem and recite it in front of my whole class. I can memorize a poem no problem, but I would rather chew glass than have to recite it in front of 20 people.
When teachers coincidentally have all of their giant assignments due the same day as other giant assignments for other classes. I have about 4 essays due Monday.
I'm going to have to miss school tomorrow. *sighs* Good night, Facepunch. See you in 10 hours.
[QUOTE=Swog;38094751]I'm going to have to miss school tomorrow. *sighs* Good night, Facepunch. See you in 10 hours.[/QUOTE] Why is missing school bad?
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