Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

You can not be diagnosed as "wheezing", it's a symptom.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38140268]15 year olds iirc. Haven't you heard of birthday beats? Normally it's just being punched in the arm once for each year you've been alive. For me it was being held from behind whilst being punched and kicked. I didn't go in on my birthday again.[/QUOTE] that's so fucking horrible, man.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38140268]15 year olds iirc. Haven't you heard of birthday beats? Normally it's just being punched in the arm once for each year you've been alive. For me it was being held from behind whilst being punched and kicked. I didn't go in on my birthday again.[/QUOTE] That wasn't a birthday beat, you got legitimately beaten up by a group of assholes. Also lunchtime detention today with my dumb as shit english teacher to finish work I've already done joy joy She asked the entire class what 'context' was Like, told us to go and google the meaning of the word context I was at the top of the English class last year, I spent more time on drawing on my work than actually doing it because I finished so fast, WHY AM I IN HERE

[QUOTE=/B/rother;38140338]that's so fucking horrible, man.[/QUOTE] Nah, I'm tough as nails me. [sp]I totally didn't break down in tears in the main office and refuse to go to lessons[/sp] In hindsight, it was pretty funny. Just before it happened someone ran up to me and said "they're coming for you" and before I had a chance to understand what they were talking about I was being beaten up.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38140413]Nah, I'm tough as nails me. [sp]I totally didn't break down in tears in the main office and refuse to go to lessons[/sp] In hindsight, it was pretty funny. Just before it happened someone ran up to me and said "they're coming for you" and before I had a chance to understand what they were talking about I was being beaten up.[/QUOTE] man, i hope that they will one day look back and realize what shitty people they were.

People fake that you've done something to them as an excuse to hurt you. Or people using excuses to hurt you in general. Also I'll try to be unracist as possible, but I feel like some people use "nigger" as an excuse to hurt someone. E.g someone gets called a nigger, doesn't get offended only uses it as an excuse to beat someone.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38140307]You can not be diagnosed as "wheezing", it's a symptom.[/QUOTE] [b]Doctor:[/b] "I don't know quite how to tell you this Swog... You have a severe case of wheezing. There is no cure. I'm sorry." [b]Swog:[/b] [img]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/pokemon-blue-version/8/81/Weezing.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=/B/rother;38140446]man, i hope that they will one day look back and realize what shitty people they were.[/QUOTE] Kids will be kids. They got suspended for it and were apologetic and I'm friends with a couple of them now. The ones I'm not dropped out of school and now do nothing but smoke weed all day and drink and fight all night so joke's on them I guess. Anyway, things that piss me off: I went on a course for finding a job today, it was quite informative and interesting. One woman there asked the advisor if he was married, he said yes, she said she thought as much, he assumed it was due to his wedding ring and the fact that he'd mentioned his wife a couple of times. Nope, apparently she's "a bit psychic". She definitely couldn't read my thoughts because she stayed in the room after she said it.

[QUOTE=Slowbro;38140551][b]Doctor:[/b] "I don't know quite how to tell you this Swog... You have a severe case of wheezing. There is no cure. I'm sorry." [b]Swog:[/b] [img]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/pokemon-blue-version/8/81/Weezing.gif[/img][/QUOTE] You made my night. Seriously.

We went to the ER, and I'm so bad I've been hospitalized. It's expected I'll be here for a week.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38140848]We went to the ER, and I'm so bad I've been hospitalized. It's expected I'll be here for a week.[/QUOTE] Look on the bright side, you don't have wheezing. That does suck though, you'll be in hospital for your birthday right?

I just found out canned bread is a thing Why [editline]23rd October 2012[/editline] Not just a joke from Spongebob either AN ACTUAL PRODUCT.

I just heard the song My Weakness by Moby. Oh my god, it's an earworm and it's sad as hell too. [video=youtube;ZFzogfFw-2Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFzogfFw-2Q[/video]

I was going to post something in here cause I was pissed off but Facepunch was down so I couldn't. Nothing ever goes right for me when I want to post in here. (literally)

How I just had my first country pull away funding in X-COM: Enemy Unknown.

There are people out there that didn't know that FO:NV is based off of Nevada/Las Vegas I'm dead fucking serious

[QUOTE=Swog;38140275]I'd be rude right now because the answer is right there in the post you quoted, but anyways the doctor said I am wheezing, so I read the report and it said "Wheezing". Nothing else on that bar.[/QUOTE] Wheezing is not a diagnosis, it's a symptom. [editline]22nd October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=jaykray;38140307]You can not be diagnosed as "wheezing", it's a symptom.[/QUOTE] Oops, should've read the inevitable responses first.

[QUOTE=tier56;38141782]How I just had my first country pull away funding in X-COM: Enemy Unknown.[/QUOTE] It's pretty much impossible to get every country to stay in on in that game, just get a ton of satellites and as long as you do most of the missions that come to you they should stay.

[QUOTE=Swog;38140099]My mom just complained how I listen to the same music over and over. Yet she does.[/QUOTE] Get a headset. Being able to listen to whatever, as loud as I want and not disturbing anyone are my primary reasons for using a headset only at home.

I remember what I was mad about. I hate that Slenderman has a game now and everyone at my school is talking about how 'Slenderman is the greatest killer in the history of man' It's really fucking annoying.

[QUOTE=Swog;38140099]My mom just complained how I listen to the same music over and over. Yet she does. I just took a physical checkup earlier today. I'm wheezing. The doctor just diagnosed it. I think my life is over.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, could it be cancer? Seriously, I see so many people on Facepunch think that they're worse off than they really are, it's getting old. [editline]22nd October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Cups;38142365]I remember what I was mad about. I hate that Slenderman has a game now and everyone at my school is talking about how 'Slenderman is the greatest killer in the history of man' It's really fucking annoying.[/QUOTE] False, that would be Dexter Morgan.

I hate how America gets all of it's shit cheaper than us in the UK. There's a graphics card I want, here it's £300, but in America it works out to be something like £230. Newegg don't deliver to the UK either. Also people who drive slow as fuck, don't signal or text while driving.

When certain foods are ruined because of one thing. E.g. anchovies on a pizza, nuts in chicken salad. Fuck nuts.

[QUOTE=Cups;38142365]I remember what I was mad about. I hate that Slenderman has a game now and everyone at my school is talking about how 'Slenderman is the greatest killer in the history of man' It's really fucking annoying.[/QUOTE] It's funny because even the Slender Man fans hate it with a passion I despise the game, and hell it's in my username

I keep getting stuck with shitty groups in my engineering course. I end up doing all of the fucking work because my teammates are lazy mongoloids who don't pay attention in class. I do all the designing and building, the calculations, and the documentation. And yet, since there are more of them than me; They gang up on me and tell the teacher They did their fair share of work fuck i just hate these people so much, all they do is talk and shit around in class. I have these same people in half of my classes too

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;38143997]I'm never allowed to return to the SCP Foundation as a member of the site. I had some amazing ideas too.[/QUOTE] What did you do?

People who think USA has 52 states

Hypocrites. That's really all there is to say. Hypocrites have always had a special ability to make my blood boil when they do their thing without even realizing it.

Whenever I fucking stand up both of my knees make loud clicking sounds, i get clicks in my hip bones and my feet. And also, every time i take a step with my right foot it makes a fucking huge click sound. It's really annoying and unsettling, the only way I can't hear it is when there is noise around me. I feel like a sack of bones being hastily put together. I can click pretty much every joint in my body at will except my elbows.

My router's being a piece of shit this morning, I figured since I have a new wireless adapter for my 360 I'll test it out but nope better just disconnect for no reason and then just lag for no reason and have a crap signal. People who are uneducated about guns as well really bug me, someone that I used to go to uni with has decided to make a facebook group calling for the outlawing of every firearm ever regardless of their usage or the persons training or whatever despite the hypocrisy of him trying to make some Doom rip off and the people in the group are so fucking uneducated it's unreal, someone actually put what essentially equated to "if there were no guns no wars would be fought" despite the obvious fact that people have been killing each other long before guns were even a concept.