Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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I always forget that FP is actually a well-known place around the internet
I cannot pronounce Massachusetts. Period. Unless I go Mass a chu sets with brief pauses.
If I try to say it all together I end up saying "Mass of two shits"
This is a problem because in class I'm reading a book about the Salem Witch Trials aloud and Salem is in Massachusetts.
Cholesterol exists and it pisses me off
I've gotten into another fucking rut of just not wanting to do ANYTHING. Nothing seems appealing to me what so ever and I've just been dragging myself though every day, having nothing to look forward to.
I fucking hate it when this happens and I'm goddamn sick of it and I can already feel my arms urging me to start smashing shit.
I hate it when you're doing a math homework assignment and you run out of space on paper, forcing you to grab another sheet for only 1 or 2 more questions. It's usually unavoidable no matter how hard you try to conserve.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38159401]I cannot pronounce Massachusetts. Period. Unless I go Mass a chu sets with brief pauses.
If I try to say it all together I end up saying "Mass of two shits"
This is a problem because in class I'm reading a book about the Salem Witch Trials aloud and Salem is in Massachusetts.[/QUOTE]
Ass-a-chew-shits
The fact that my mom decided it was a good idea to completely give up on my education, take me out of my homeschooling program, and give me the option of either doing my GED at a local education place (9am to 5pm of learning, 7 days a week), go to a local high school (worst in the state), or not do anything and put me in a foster home.
The "Religion Poisons Everything" group on Facebook
I read through their posts; they all remind me of some fundamentalist Catholic shit I read a while back
[editline]23rd October 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Doctor Dave;38160038] It's usually unavoidable no matter how hard you try to conserve.[/QUOTE]
No one here will sympathize with you because Facepunch hates conservatives
Tried to host an OpenVPN server on my home computer so I could use Steam in school, I didn't find the hosting solution and now I find it when I'm at school.
ME SMASH
That I can't stand having to repeat things in video games, it just fucking irritates me to no end and I feel like I'm missing out on some great games just because the checkpoints are too far apart. Can't bear doing the same thing over and over.
I'd love to take up drawing, comics in particular, but anything would be good to start with. The problem is that there's an inevitable period where everything you do is shit, nobody is even slightly good without practice.
This shouldn't be a problem, except that the eye-gouging shit that I vomit onto the paper makes me give up. I get demoralised to the point where I don't feel like taking up art at all.
I'm a perfectionist, so it starts with hating doing things that don't turn out the way I want them, and turns into hating doing things that [i]might not[/i] turn out the way I want them.
The annoying thing with me, is that it doesn't matter how much I understand my problems, I can't do anything about them.
I've refined pessimistic perfectionism to the state where I can't even be bothered to get help with my perfectionism, because I know it won't help.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38161857]I was up until 5:30 AM last night due to insomnia.
My stepfather just woke me up. I've got 2 1/2 hours of sleep under my belt and I need to be up for the day because "it's beautiful out".
It's fucking 8:00 AM, you fucking asshole. You didn't wake anyone else up. Could you at least [B]try[/B] not to be a dick? Please?[/QUOTE]
8? I got up at 10.
Oh, insomnia. 3hrs of sleep isn't perfect.
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
x230t, it's fucking nice but expensive.
Wow. I'm amazed. I don't have any money.
When people keep saying that I have no taste in music because I don't listen to songs that are really popular. I'm sorry, but why am I obligated to listen to the same thing as every one else does instead of listening to songs that I actually like?
[QUOTE=tier56;38162133]When people keep saying that I have no taste in music because I don't listen to songs that are really popular. I'm sorry, but why am I obligated to listen to the same thing as every one else does instead of listening to songs that I actually like?[/QUOTE]
What do you listen to? Listening to something because it's not popular is the same as listening to something because it is, not that I'm accusing you of doing so.
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
Singstar just appeared on my playstation and I can't delete it. What.
In my Honors Government class we talked about the California propositions as we are doing a mock election in our schools. I'm 17, I can't actually vote.
Prop 34 comes up, which repeals the death penalty in California if voted yes.
I am strongly against the death penalty for a few reasons.
But when it's brought up, the first thing that is said is "Why don't we just shoot them?"
My teacher, trying his best to be impartial, explained that a shot to the head doesn't guarantee instant death. She just days "Well just keep shooting them until they die."
I just muttered "jesus christ" to myself and put my head in my desk.
My first driving instructor is kindof a cunt. He always makes me rush by saying "Faster, faster, faster" and points out every smallest most unimportant mistakes I do. (Hitting a deep puddle or bump, slipping off the clutch too quickly, and throws a hissyfit when I slow down from 50 kmh with both the clutch and brake pedals.)
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;38163391] and throws a hissyfit when I slow down from 50 kmh with both the clutch and brake pedals.)[/QUOTE]
Err yeah, that's called coasting. Pretty dangerous.
Driving instructors are meant to pick out the smallest things. It makes you a better driver.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;38163391]My first driving instructor is kindof a cunt. He always makes me rush by saying "Faster, faster, faster" and points out every smallest most unimportant mistakes I do. (Hitting a deep puddle or bump, slipping off the clutch too quickly, and throws a hissyfit when I slow down from 50 kmh with both the clutch and brake pedals.)[/QUOTE]
Look at your instructor like this:
[img]http://puu.sh/1idq0[/img]
Then force the transmission into first gear and engine brake until it stalls out.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38161857]I was up until 5:30 AM last night due to insomnia.
My stepfather just woke me up. I've got 2 1/2 hours of sleep under my belt and I need to be up for the day because "it's beautiful out".
It's fucking 8:00 AM, you fucking asshole. You didn't wake anyone else up. Could you at least [B]try[/B] not to be a dick? Please?[/QUOTE]
You should see a doc about Insomnia, it's an awful thing to have.
[QUOTE=jaykray;38162349]What do you listen to? Listening to something because it's not popular is the same as listening to something because it is, not that I'm accusing you of doing so.
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
Singstar just appeared on my playstation and I can't delete it. What.[/QUOTE]
Mainly electronic music.
Turns out the reason I was sick was because I have a viral infection.
Great.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;38164089]Turns out the reason I was sick was because I have a viral infection.
Great.[/QUOTE]
Should of got Norton.
My fucking sister, shes 18 years old and whenever she has a problem with me, she goes and tells on me like a little fucking girl. It pisses me off because she can't handle her own fucking problems and my mom bitches at me about how I need to leave her alone. Fuck, maybe if she could take care of herself and get a fucking job I would leave her alone.
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
fuck.
[QUOTE=jaykray;38162349]What do you listen to? Listening to something because it's not popular is the same as listening to something because it is, not that I'm accusing you of doing so.
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
Singstar just appeared on my playstation and I can't delete it. What.[/QUOTE]
Singstar is free now and available for all. Though they could have placed it somewhere else.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38159254]Ever since I got the blue streak in my hair, people have been telling me that I look like Josh Ramsay.
Yeah, OK.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljxl32RjB11qihxcto1_500.jpg[/img]
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/71913666/IMG0207.jpg[/img]
The worst part is, I don't even like Mariana's Trench, like, at all.[/QUOTE]
Uncanny.
I just got in a car accident that a semi truck caused, but it didn't stop and left me and the two other drivers to deal with the insurance since no one got its license plate.
[QUOTE=riki2cool;38165457]Singstar is free now and available for all. Though they could have placed it somewhere else.[/QUOTE]
Well that came from nowhere. Very strange. I agree, it's in a very annoying place.
School pep rallies are ridiculous. Had one today and I would of called it "Full of Spahgetti" if Facepunch didn't destroy that reference by overusing it.
There was an improv group that was the worst, the student athletes tried doing gangnam style but they were dumb enough to not remember all the moves except ironically the elevator scene that they were so hellbent on not doing because it was "Too gay"
I also love how they disabled Internet acess for the event because they knew it would be bad enough to blog about.
I was in my biology class about 2 hours ago. The teacher showed us a bag of school supplies and had us guess what kind of student had all of that for some reason but hey, it wasn't having to do work so we were okay with it. Until the little area of people next to me start getting into an argument. The argument was about girls statistically not taking engineering classes as often as guys do, and this girl starts overreacting about it and calling my friend and I sexist. You say anything involving gender and she will call you sexist. It wouldn't piss me off so much if it wasn't for her being a bitch to everyone every day.
I'm trying to download a file from my schools server, and its only coming in at 300 B/s.
I'm on the same network as the file...
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