Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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Celcius. It's Canada. They use the metric system I believe.
[editline]25th October 2012[/editline]
God damnit Scoot :C Ninja'd like fuck.
[QUOTE=Swog;38171532]Correct me if I'm wrong, but 18 degrees Celsius or 18 degrees Fahrenheit?[/QUOTE]
18 Kelvin.
I don't know how I'm gonna do community service when I barely get any free time as it is. I get enough homework to last almost the rest of the day. Then on weekends I just chill on saturday, sunday I do work for the next week. So by doing community service I'll be sacrificing my only free time more or less.
I'm kinda pissed that Advanced Ballsocket is still removed from Gmod 13 and I don't think garry has even said anything about it or responded to anyone complaining about the problem ever since he removed the STool.
I hate how that if I take off my glasses, my face looks 2-4 years older. I wish I could take off these fucking glasses for good. Contact lenses seem like a pain to put in.
[QUOTE=Swog;38171831]I hate how that if I take off my glasses, my face looks 2-4 years older. I wish I could take off these fucking glasses for good. Contact lenses seem like a pain to put in.[/QUOTE]
They're really not. I think glasses are more of a pain than contacts now that I'm use to mine. They are a pain to put in the first time since you're not use to poking your eye, but you get use to it.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38171567]18 Kelvin.[/QUOTE]
do you know how fucked they'd be :v:
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38171502]So the friend who moved in with me invited his brother over to my place before he takes off out west for work.
My stepfather had a shit-fit tonight about me not keeping the fire going.
"It's 18 degrees outside. Why do we need a fire? We're just wasting wood."
"It's [B]fall[/B], Alex. You need to keep a fire going every night."
"Not if it's warm outside. Plus, you told me to walk to town tonight for you to get some things at the grocery store. Things you were completely capable of getting yourself in your truck. That took 2 1/2 hours to go there and back. I put two logs in the fireplace before I left, so it's not like I didn't try."
"Well, you should have started it back up by the time you got home."
"I just [I]got[/I] home, and here I stand, getting bitched at by you for something that I tried my best to prevent. Can we not do this now? We have a guest."
He stomps upstairs and starts hitting shit. He actually knocked over his dresser in the midst of his tantrum.
Silence.
Friend's brother: "what a fucking jerk."[/QUOTE]
It's hard to believe your stepdad can be like that. Even in front of guests.
[QUOTE=Swog;38171831]I hate how that if I take off my glasses, my face looks 2-4 years older. I wish I could take off these fucking glasses for good. Contact lenses seem like a pain to put in.[/QUOTE]
's the reverse for me. Without my glasses I look like I have a baby face. Coupled with the fact that I'm growing a Stache they're holding my "look" together.
King of page, eh?
[img]http://puu.sh/1ikb9[/img]
So I got McAfee Antivirus because my internet service provider's full TV and Internet Bundle comes with one.
So according to the latest virus scan, I had a Trojan in my computer for about 2 years.
Fucking stellar.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38173564]So I got McAfee Antivirus because my internet service provider's full TV and Internet Bundle comes with one.
So according to the latest virus scan, I had a Trojan in my computer for about 2 years.
Fucking stellar.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure it's not detecting itself?
HA!
Seriously though, what were you using beforehand?
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38173624]Are you sure it's not detecting itself?
HA!
Seriously though, what were you using beforehand?[/QUOTE]
It was called F-Secure
[url]http://www.f-secure.com/en/web/home_us/home[/url]
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
Also what do you mean by "Are you sure it's not detecting itself?"
Is McAfee a shit program?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38173709]It was called F-Secure
[url]http://www.f-secure.com/en/web/home_us/home[/url]
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
Also what do you mean by "Are you sure it's not detecting itself?"
Is McAfee a shit program?[/QUOTE]
Do you live under a technological rock?
McAfee is one of the worst next to Norton and Symantec.
Get rid of that shit and install Microsoft Security Essentials and use Malwarebytes for the big guns. (Doesn't have live scanning, but it will nuke a lot of baddies when you use it to scan in safemode if something gets passed MSE.)
Get COMODO, It deleted a virus that McAfee didn't see (I got it from my provider) so yeah. I also use MSE because I wanna screw up my computer
/s
[editline]25th October 2012[/editline]
Fuck, I meant /shit
What's wrong with MSE?
It's caught everything I've ran into so far, and I know because I always scan with Malwarebytes afterwards, and it's nigh impossible for anything to get passed it.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38173736]Do you live under a technological rock?
McAfee is one of the worst next to Norton and Symantec.
Get rid of that shit and install Microsoft Security Essentials and use Malwarebytes for the big guns. (Doesn't have live scanning, but it will nuke a lot of baddies when you use it to scan in safemode if something gets passed MSE.)[/QUOTE]
ah shit that's what I thought
I remember wanting it to install itself every time I install something from a website. It's like one of those things that says CHECK THIS IF YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND WANT TO INSTALL THE ASK TOOLBAR.
I complain about being tired and needing sleep all day
Yet somehow here I am again at midnight on Facepunch attempting to get a moment's rest
gah what the fuck am I doing
facepunch being slow as fuck
mymathlab,
______________
your answer (1/2,0)
correct answer (1/2,.000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
YOU FAIL
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you fucking find all there is to know about (cosx)(2sinx+1)(sinx-2(3)^1/3) you fucking piece of shit program, i bet your mother was guidance software on russian missles, and your father a fucking self-checkout line, you shitty piece of shitware that knows maths, cas when you fuck up one part of a 20 step problem you gotta fucking redo the entire fucking problem
You guys getting the Youtube layout changed again while mine keeps staying the same.
My cat wont shut the FUCK up, so I have to crank my music as loud as possible cause he is annoying the fuck out of me
[QUOTE=Sableye;38173974]your mother was guidance software on russian missles, and your father a fucking self-checkout line[/QUOTE]
probably the best insults of all time
[QUOTE=Electroholic;38174354]My cat wont shut the FUCK up, so I have to crank my music as loud as possible cause he is annoying the fuck out of me[/QUOTE]
My bad I guess nobody fed him today and he was just hungry/had to take a shit.. Sorry bro
Shit that gets me mad?
Being constipated as hell at the moment. Like, literally feeling like I'm going to shit bricks at some point.
Quit smoking and amped up my exersice routine and changed my diet.
I feel like I've actually been able to cut away some fat during the past few days, but ofcourse I have to get constipated and bloated due to it.
[editline]25th October 2012[/editline]
Gonna eat a lot of crisp bread during lunch break to see if that helps.
[QUOTE=Kebab;38169397]My Mother have no idea what privacy means.
I was in my room with my girlfriend, doing [I]stuff[/I]. All of a sudden my mother slams the door open takes one look at us and runs out swearing and waving her arms.
Later on she talked to me and tried to blame the whole thing on me:
"You should've locked the door"
"I don't have a lock on my door, you know that"
"How was I supposed to know what you were doing?"
"Both of us were in the room and the door was closed, what did you think we were doing? I even put up my "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door"
...
She shouts in my face: "I'm talking to your Father about this"
Urrgh[/QUOTE]
i don't understand how she could be angry with you because of that. my mother always knocks, but in such a situation, she would just laugh it off.
plus, what the fuck is your dad going to do? getting mad at you, because you're getting laid? i could understand it if you were having sex in the middle of the living room, but what the fuck?
Not being told to go to detention then getting another detention for not going to the previous one
My english teacher while being completely retarded also appears to be a massive cunt
Also the detention was for work that was not handed in
I handed it in that day
Fuck your detentions
It pisses me off how websites (Youtube) will change randomly and without warning, often when no change is needed. The new layout also looks like shit. I mean fucking look at this:
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Shit_new_youtube.png[/img_thumb]
It doesn't fit on my screen properly, it looks like it's some mobile phone version or some shit and I just generally dislike it. Fucking youtube.
Allright some special shampoo will kill the lices that are feasting on my blood. I won't shorten my hair and facial hair but I'm positive I'll be easier to shave every other hair on my body from neck to toes.
Yay looking like a child again v:v:v
[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;38176380]It pisses me off how websites (Youtube) will change randomly and without warning, often when no change is needed. The new layout also looks like shit. I mean fucking look at this:
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Shit_new_youtube.png[/img_thumb]
It doesn't fit on my screen properly, it looks like it's some mobile phone version or some shit and I just generally dislike it. Fucking youtube.[/QUOTE]
Delete cookies and browsing data
It fixes itself for now
Who knows if that is the future plan though, if it is I might actually have to give up on youtube because its even worse than the current layout by a long shot
Checking my 60 subscribers 1 by 1
Fuck off google
[QUOTE=/B/rother;38176145]i don't understand how she could be angry with you because of that. my mother always knocks, but in such a situation, she would just laugh it off.
plus, what the fuck is your dad going to do? getting mad at you, because you're getting laid? i could understand it if you were having sex in the middle of the living room, but what the fuck?[/QUOTE]
Yea my parents would probably take the piss out of me for weeks and bring it up when i have friends over and shit
actually Id rather get in trouble :v:
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