Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be

[Didixo]

Most thing I hate, is my Friend. Always asking me for retarded stuff that hes too lazy to Google. Once he asked me if I could send him Winrar to install a Texturepack for another game (MC). I almost released the biggest rage inside me and I facepalmed really hard.

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=tier56;37886420]Is it the same for the mac version?[/QUOTE]

Oh, nope
[url]http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=250368[/url] <--- Mod installation
[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100624224134AAIGFLO[/url] <---- Steam path

I don't know if those are still accurate, but it's worth a try

[neesu]

[del]One hour left on HiB 6, I have no money on my card and I ca't charge money right now.
I don't want to miss it.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]If anyone can get the 1 dollar Bundle for me and I'll get you the next one in return, or summat.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/del]

I fucking made it.
YES.

[Wealth + Taste]

[QUOTE=Call Me Kiwi;37886410]My English class. Not only do I dislike english as its normally annoying, but my class is probably the worst class ever possible. There are two girls who are just trying to make a scene to waste class time.[b] There is one guy who keeps saying "I wouldn't do that, I'm a christian,"[/b] Oh yes you would asshole... There's a few who keep throwing shit all around the place acting like they are 3, although i may be giving too much credit to those in my class. Oh and there was a GOD DAMN CONDOM on the floor this morning. I have no idea how my teacher can deal with this shit as I would have flipped so much shit already. All in all, in a class of about 20 there are 7 people who act their age.[/QUOTE]

Oh my god, this. A few years ago, in a psychology class, the instructor told us to imagine an island with a population of 10,000 people, and everyone had to choose one group of people to kill. This one guy said that he would kill all the non-christians because "they have no morals".

[ROFLBURGER]

The school issues fruit every few days as part as a "healthy eating" program.
Today we got grapes, and I always joke about how bugs are in the fruit and I said "today's bug is spider"
Well shortly after someone on the PA said "Please do not eat the grapes, there have been reports of spiders being hatched in them. I Repeat there are spiders in the grapes. "

Shit went wild

[Dubstepbro]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37886764]The school issues fruit every few days as part as a "healthy eating" program.
Today we got grapes, and I always joke about how bugs are in the fruit and I said "today's bug is spider"
Well shortly after someone on the PA said "Please do not eat the grapes, there have been reports of spiders being hatched in them. I Repeat there are spiders in the grapes. "

Shit went wild[/QUOTE]

Tell me more. I'm so fascinated.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Dubstepbro;37886774]Tell me more. I'm so fascinated.[/QUOTE]

Uh, well... everyone was discussing how many grapes they ate.
Some of the men said "Meh, extra protein"
One retard said "Right now 10 spiders are having sex in your liver"
Various people asked to get a drink of water.
Some ignored the warning and ate the remaining grapes.

Would you like to know more?

[Zenpod]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37886112]is your friend a unicorn or is that a potato chip on his forehead[/QUOTE]
He was trying to dye his hair bright blue and fucked up the bleaching process so he's got one patch of blonde on his head

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;37886822]Tomorrow, say "[I]Today the fruit contains dicks[/I]"

Shit will definitely hit the fan[/QUOTE]

Holy shit. It would be actually plausible to make up a bug called "Dick" and saying something like I saw dicks hatching in the grapes.

Holy fuck.

[jnxn_]

[QUOTE=Silverspar;37886207]I'm not sure if i'm surrounded by 'assholes' or i'm socially retarded, probably the latter.

When i try to talk to people i get brushed off like my opinion doesn't matter.
This is especially bad for group projects where i have no say in anything that happens, but that's only if i'm forced into a group.
Usually i'm left alone because no one wanted me in their group.[/QUOTE]

You're reading my mind. Quite literally.

Exact same scenario happens daily.

[jbthekid]

[QUOTE=Camper99;37871492]I feel quite depressed lately.
Since I've started working I have to pay for nearly 95% of the stuff my parents payed for when I was still going to school.
So now, I have to manage my finances, paperwork and all the other stuff I don't know shit about.
In addition to that, I still don't know how to get into a new relationship because I am to fucking shy.
It feels impossible to do a succesful approach onto a girl.

In conclusion, this is very overwhelming. I feel helpless and frustrated.[/QUOTE]

This.

Kids wonder why they're told "Enjoy being a kid while you still can."

[jbthekid]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37887326]"As far as I'm concerned, you're just a guest in MY house. You're not entitled to shit."[/QUOTE]

- Albert Einstein

[ROFLBURGER]

I hate when my sister's friend drains our food resources.
She goes through 3 popcorn bags each visit and converts nutritional energy into loud sports of annoying ass screams and laughter.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH
HUEHUEHUEH
HEURHUEGJURHJRHY

[meanwhile]

I hate it when I have to wake up at 6am.

[Slowbro]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37887326]"As far as I'm concerned, you're just a guest in MY house. You're not entitled to shit."[/QUOTE]

is this an actual thing that came out of someone's mouth

because if so what the fuck

[Crash15]

There are students at my school that are bitching and moaning over their "gf" broke up with them

you're in 6/7/8th grade

you are too young for dating/true love

get over yourself

[Griff]

My threads keep getting locked for late.

[Verratene]

The term "hater"

"Oh no, opinions! Gotta label someone a hater lol"

"Don't like what I like? Fuck you hater"

[ROFLBURGER]

Oh I found my [I]extra large[/I] condoms that I thought my dad stole. They were hiding underneath a package of [I]extra extra large[/I] condoms.

[Daniellynet]

Can't sleep. Being on the computer while sweating and listening to J-Core doesn't help at all.

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37888907]Oh I found my [I]extra large[/I] condoms that I thought my dad stole. They were hiding underneath a package of [I]extra extra large[/I] condoms.[/QUOTE]

so

whose the lucky person you get to use those on

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Crash15;37889371]so

whose the lucky person you get to use those on[/QUOTE]

um shit
no one

If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.

[sp]please don't buy me a title[/sp]

[Verratene]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37889405]
[sp]please don't buy me a title[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Quick, someone buy him a title![/sp]

[tommyc225]

People have been at university for a couple of weeks now, for some reason people are posting pictures on facebook of the [i]meals they have cooked[/i]

I mean holy shit you can cook fish fingers well fucking done

[Captain_Crazy]

hit pembis on zipper, post more later

[kirby2112]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37889405]um shit
no one

If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.

[sp]please don't buy me a title[/sp][/QUOTE]
I'M DOING IT! PLEASE WAIT 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS

[tier56]

How some asshats are comparing X-COM: Enemy Unknown's multiplayer to Worms or they keep calling it a fucking RTS. No, just fucking no.

[PGunnii]

my best friend

i haven't been this angry since i lost my last girlfriend about 3 years ago

i'm so mad i want to fucking cry, and get into a fistfight so i could get a black eye, and a few broken bones. that would make me feel fucking better right now.

it would feel good to fucking just go away and travel to a different fucking state and start college and meet new fucking people.

my entire fucking week, month, and the latter half of 2012 is officially ruined beyond recognition

it's a miracle i can type this out without fucking utterly demolishing my fucking keyboard

i'm not going to be in any type of good mood for tomorrow, the next day, the day after that, and i'm probably not going to be the same

all because she made the worst decision in her life and she means the world to me

i don't even think i care as much about my appearance anymore, fuck it

[Zoran]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;37890206]my best friend

i haven't been this angry since i lost my last girlfriend about 3 years ago

i'm so mad i want to fucking cry, and get into a fistfight so i could get a black eye, and a few broken bones. that would make me feel fucking better right now.

it would feel good to fucking just go away and travel to a different fucking state and start college and meet new fucking people.

my entire fucking week, month, and the latter half of 2012 is officially ruined beyond recognition

it's a miracle i can type this out without fucking utterly demolishing my fucking keyboard

i'm not going to be in any type of good mood for tomorrow, the next day, the day after that, and i'm probably not going to be the same

all because she made the worst decision in her life and she means the world to me

i don't even think i care as much about my appearance anymore, fuck it[/QUOTE]

Something on your mind, champ?

[Verratene]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;37890206]-stuff-[/QUOTE]

I don't even know what happened here and I already feel bad.

Bringin' me down bro.