Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

my desk is a fucking mess [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/1lBqZ.jpg[/IMG_thumb] at first it may look alright but it's the bottom I've been bitching about [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ahlN1.jpg[/IMG_thumb] I really want to clean that bottom somehow, but thanks to my retarded brother I don't actually have a spot for any of my stuff [other than under my desk/table]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;37890814]I really want to clean that bottom somehow, but thanks to my retarded brother I don't actually have a spot for any of my stuff [other than under my desk/table][/QUOTE] The cans and garbage shouldn't be too hard to get rid of

When ever I get a random headache.

[QUOTE=ILY;37890917]The cans and garbage shouldn't be too hard to get rid of[/QUOTE] Getting rid of that leaves roughly 70% of the mess

Clean up everything else Jesus Christ. Didn't you say pre-operation that you were given medication that encourages cleanliness or something?

anyone says that someone should commit suicide seriously probably has the emotional and social maturity of a 5 year old or a piece of bread honestly statements like "you should kill yourself" makes my blood boil

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37891245]Clean up everything else Jesus Christ. Didn't you say pre-operation that you were given medication that encourages cleanliness or something?[/QUOTE] yep and before it was a huge mess

[I]First world problems incoming. Viewer discretion is advised. Rated M for Mature. Three thumbs up - "a sleeper hit." Rated 9.5/10 by IGN because I bribed them.[/I] In quotes because I'm too verbose, like those times I turned a 2 page paper into a 6 page paper: [QUOTE]I am ridiculously frustrated right now, and I can't quite pinpoint why. Tonight, it's really bad, and I'm sitting here randomly clenching my hands and having a weird angry feeling in my gut. Maybe it's a huge combination of things. Maybe it's because Cry didn't post another Corpse Party video and I need my fix, man (then again the last episode nearly made me bawl my eyes out). Maybe it's just because it's Tuesday. I still live with my parents and am planning to move out in two years. I'm still in my first semester of [community] college, and I'm still pissed about not being able to get into the engineering-focused university I was accepted into because of [I]paperwork[/I] issues, but I doubt I would've been able to handle living on my own anyway. I really hate that I wasted so many years of my life getting good, nigh-perfect grades only to have it be made worthless before my eyes by bureaucracy and tax forms, even though those very same forms were accepted perfectly fine and legally by the local college. I also really hate that it feels like I'm seriously missing out on what should be some of the greatest years of my life (they even have LAN parties at the university!), but instead I have to endure being in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. I'm also pissed about how I was only able to take five classes this semester instead of six, which means I'll have more work to do later when the classes actually become serious instead of shitty busywork and pseudo-philosophy in classes full of [I]high schoolers[/I] from the local early college program. Christ, it's like I never graduated. Then again, I didn't celebrate my 18th birthday, get a license (no money for a car), or move out, either, so I may as well still be a minor for all the little difference being 18 makes for me. It still feels weird being legally old enough to buy M-rated games or watch R-rated movies on my own (not that it's ever stopped me before; I played Resident Evil 1 when I was two and completed RE4 when I was in 6th grade). Two of my good friends (both of whom were also focused in engineering) were able to get into decent universities, and I haven't heard a peep from them since we graduated. My best friend was unable to get into a university, but that's his own fault because of his terrible grades and low SAT scores, and he even has to take remedial classes - he was a lazy punk throughout high school for the most part (I hate being critical of my friends, but it's true). He and his younger brother (who is in early college) are in the same college system that I am, but he has to go to a different campus. We had big plans in store after graduation - nothing particularly serious, but mostly just pertaining to us still being able to chill together and do cool projects, like making video games, mods, and Starcraft maps. I've barely heard anything from him, and neither has my mother, who usually acts as his surrogate mother/adviser during times when he has trouble at home. I know he has a part-time job now, but he doesn't work or do homework 24/7 - he still lives with his parents, too. I, my friend, and his brother managed to plan a Minecraft server together, at the least, but I have literally not heard a single word from him at all since then. That was half a month ago. I even built a big castle for them and everything for when/if they come back to it. At this point, I'm basically friendless (damn that sounds emo/pathetic), all them having either moved on or completely severed relations without a goodbye. The one truly good friend I had, the one person I could actually talk [I]seriously[/I] with about things like politics, history, and philosophy with a straight face and treat as an intellectual peer (odd, given that he acted exactly like a typical rough-and-tumble country boy otherwise), has been forced to move to a different state to live with his biological father. My mother and step-father are practically destitute and we live in a rented house while my step-father is literally building a house for us to stay in, but they still have terrible spending habits. My mother has pancreatic cancer and refuses to stop smoking cigarettes despite the insistence of everyone around her. My step-father is stressed to the max every single day, and he also has anger management problems - he's stormed out of the house in a huff several times over the past two years over trivial or completely factitious things. I also get the feeling he hates me for some reason even though he barely says anything to me, let alone gives me an angry look. My step-brother is...well, he's a liar who hangs out with the wrong crowd, but I don't really want to say much else for fear of hypocrisy. Plus, he's going into the Marines soon, which is better than anything my nonathletic, unpatriotic liberal (more like moderate but w/e) fatass can do. I have no job, but I've been considering getting one at the local grocery store. My parents haven't started pushing it on me yet, but I think they might soon, likely as soon as we find a car for me and I get my license. I basically spend my days doing absolutely nothing unless I get a big pile of homework (normally have at least 5 hours of it to do every two days, which is surprisingly lax). I have 2 hours of classes a day at the most, because two of my classes are online and give out assignments once a week. Unfortunately, these two online classes are the only two that actually pertain to my major, which means I'll know fuck-all about what I'm supposed to, as online classes, in my 4+ years of experience with them, do not teach jack shit, aside from that one intro to psych class I took (and that was only high school level, unlike the many online college classes I've taken during high school; and even then I only learned anything because I like psychology and read the entire textbook plus looked up things on the internet outside of assignments). The chances of me making any new friends in community college are pretty slim, and I've yet to have a girlfriend despite several opportunities (one of whom was a pretty close friend to me until she got a boyfriend...who also happened to be one of my friends while I was a freshman/sophomore in high school). Honestly, it feels like I'm the only person in my age group around. In fact, it's always been like this - none of my friends have ever lived nearby. There's nothing in this entire county for a rambunctious, ambitious 18-year-old such as myself. Even the people here are almost unanimously ugly/old as fuck. Interestingly, the class ahead of the one I graduated in contained a group of people I thought were absolutely awesome. Every single person in that clique (I guess you could call it that) were good (and good-humored) people, and all of them ended up with a future planned out ahead of them, too. Unfortunately, I was born a year late to be particularly close to them, and the only reason I knew them at all was, [I]ironically[/I], a paperwork fuck-up that required them all to repeat a math class they had already taken in middle school. It doesn't help that my mother still treats me like I'm a child. She gives me no privacy and still calls me by my childhood nickname. At least she doesn't still enforce a curfew on me. But just today, when I asked her to read a paper I wrote (because she always wants to read them for some ridiculous reason), she gave me the most bizarre reaction possible. I specifically asked her to critique it, and she said that it was my "best work yet" and the only advice she had was "it's good." Then she got pissed when I told her that she said the same thing about my last paper which only got a 90% and that she needs to stop judging my work based on terrible high school standards and instead by intellectual standards. I also basically told (or tried to) her to stop sheltering and coddling me so much. She gave me an ignorant lecture about "writing from my heart," when that's the exact opposite that instructors are looking for. I had a million retorts for following one's heart and how it had failed her so far, but I held back because I didn't want to make her truly mad. At this point, I'm very, very worried about actually getting anywhere in life. My mother tells me to stop worrying about it, but I know she lacks foresight. The degree I'm currently seeking - CIT - is completely worthless in the backwater, poverty-infested county I live in. I don't know what I'll do when the time comes for me to move out. I don't even have the money to rent out an apartment for a month to allow me to gain money with a job in the first place. I was planning to transfer to the university that had accepted me earlier once I finished my associate's degree, but I know financial aid won't cover all the costs of any higher degrees. I really have no idea what to do in two years - maybe even sooner, if my step-father finally decides to live up to his repeat statements of staying away forever whenever he gets pissed. On top of all of this, I keep having recurring daydreams that get ever more powerful, as well as the occasional suicidal thought. I'm probably being stupid, but I'm not sure that it's normal to keep daydreaming so intensely about one person who doesn't actually exist. I often spend long periods of time, occasionally up to and over an hour, simply pacing back and forth, completely absorbed in my own thoughts. The strangest part that I've noticed (and probably need to talk to a therapist about for real) is that I've adopted the mannerisms of this character, including my verbose/pseudo-eloquent writing style, and, to a lesser degree, my dialect and word choice (I sometimes sound like a snobbish Brit despite living in the American South; you should hear how I pronounce "lovely"). I've probably mentioned this somewhere in a previous post, but now it's really bad. I keep thinking about what it would be like to be this character (who I should probably mention is female and has been in my mind since...7th grade). My favorite color has become purple over the past few years. Seriously. And no, it has no relation to Saint's Row. I have a strange fascination with cute things unfitting of a man (as evidenced by my avatar). I cross my legs when I sit, and I've become very self-conscious about my laugh, which is sometimes practically a giggle. I keep thinking about how women have such a large choice of fashion and expression compared to men, how women are so much more social than men, and, most disconcerting and sophomoric of all, what it would be like to be lesbian. I don't really know what's happening in this regard, but it's rather unsettling. Maybe it'll just go away in time as I mature mentally. On a totally related subject, I love women with Eastern European accents. It's off my chest, but it doesn't feel any better. Oh well. And this is why Anonymous Confessionals needs to make a come-back. If my mother finds out what I've really been thinking about, she'll flip a shit.[/QUOTE] /sob story of the day, keep calm and carry on [I]Jesus Christ this post ended up being a lot longer than I thought it would be.[/I]

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;37891567][I]First world problems incoming. Viewer discretion is advised. Rated M for Mature. Three thumbs up - "a sleeper hit." Rated 9.5/10 by IGN because I bribed them.[/I] In quotes because I'm too verbose, like those times I turned a 2 page paper into a 6 page paper: /sob story of the day, keep calm and carry on [I]Jesus Christ this post ended up being a lot longer than I thought it would be.[/I][/QUOTE] Titty-licking son of Mary and Joseph I was going to complain here but this made my problems look like little paper cuts in comparison I wish something would get better for you, dude. Legit.

[QUOTE=Verratene;37891747]Titty-licking son of Mary and Joseph I was going to complain here but this made my problems look like little paper cuts in comparison I wish something would get better for you, dude. Legit.[/QUOTE] There's always someone out there who has things worse than first world problems. If you think what I've posted is bad, you haven't seen bad, I'm fairly sure. Also I'm not so sure that Jesus licked titties. That's not in the Bible...is it? Then again, he apparently tamed a dragon, so he's probably the real-life equivalent of Vivec from the Elder Scrolls as far as literal interpretation goes.

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I've made it my goal to be very social in college, as opposed to high school, and for the most part I have been, making friends with a lot of people in every class. This one kid that I'm like half-friends with won't get the message that I want to talk to more people than him though. I was literally standing with two other guys having a conversation with them, and he comes up to me and starts fucking talking to me while I'm listening to one of the other guys talk. Like, who the hell can't grasp the concept that when you're facing someone, you're listening to that person? Also he never stops talking about Mass Effect. I've told him that I only played a bit of the first one and didn't care for it, and he expects me to understand every obscure joke about Reapers and "lolol Sheperd's favorite joke on the citadel!" Oh and also I've been working on an art project since 6pm and it's currently 1am, and I still have a one-page paper to write about the process of making it or some shit.

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;37892253]I've made it my goal to be very social in college, as opposed to high school, and for the most part I have been, making friends with a lot of people in every class. This one kid that I'm like half-friends with won't get the message that I want to talk to more people than him though. I was literally standing with two other guys having a conversation with them, and he comes up to me and starts fucking talking to me while I'm listening to one of the other guys talk. Like, who the hell can't grasp the concept that when you're facing someone, you're listening to that person? Also he never stops talking about Mass Effect. I've told him that I only played a bit of the first one and didn't care for it, and he expects me to understand every obscure joke about Reapers and "lolol Sheperd's favorite joke on the citadel!" Oh and also I've been working on an art project since 6pm and it's currently 1am, and I still have a one-page paper to write about the process of making it or some shit.[/QUOTE] One-page? Don't even worry about that part, it'll be done in no time.

[QUOTE=lulzlalz;37891833][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IEmBB.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] im so glad that everyone is honestly open and passive in community college for me because just about everyone wants to be there instead of going through a grind in highschool

[QUOTE=Ownederd;37892367]im so glad that everyone is honestly open and passive in community college for me because just about everyone wants to be there instead of going through a grind in highschool[/QUOTE] Most of the people I go to college with are still in high school, funnily enough.

Advertisements on TV. For every 5 minutes of shows there are 10 minutes of advertisements. By the time they finish I forget what the hell I was watching in the first place.

[QUOTE=samuel2213;37892744]Advertisements on TV. For every 5 minutes of shows there are 10 minutes of advertisements. By the time they finish I forget what the hell I was watching in the first place.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, i recognise that. I often forget what i was watching in the middle of the commercials, leave the room only to five minutes later hear the show is back on. "Oh yeah, that's what i was watching..."

When your IRL friend who got TF2 after the Uber update goes: "LOL BFG you suck, you're so poor" Well excuse me buddy but I've been playing TF2 over a period of two years and I've just focused on the gameplay. What have you done? spent half your playtime on trade servers trading for profit and hours IRL on trading websites looking for hats. [editline]3rd October 2012[/editline] Not to mention his obsession with getting the "buds" whose IRL versions suck major ass He was even berating me to sell them to him "Hey BFG you have buds, right? You're a mac user" "Sorry bro, I didn't play TF2 on mac during the promotional period :trollfaic:

People who shove their beliefs/interests in other's faces. There was this new chick in class today, and it took about 10 minutes before she made it very clear she was an atheist. You know, the r/atheism kind of atheist that makes SURE that everyone know they are part of what they consider the master race. We have a religious teacher, and the bitch just said out of nowhere - "[b]How can you be a teacher if you believe those stupid myths? Good thing you don't teach kids at least, you could influence them badly[/b]" Holy fuck you can't [i]be[/i] more of a negative stereotype. I mean, I'm not even religious in the slightest myself but show at least a minimal amount of respect.

I thought my blanket couldn't have any fire ants on it. 4 welts down my arms disagree.

[QUOTE=Ownederd;37892367]im so glad that everyone is honestly open and passive in community college for me because just about everyone wants to be there instead of going through a grind in highschool[/QUOTE] Yeah, elementary and middle school were like that for me, so now tons of people hate me because I'm unkind. (These are the same people, they just don't remember me.)

My cellphone has been broken for several weeks, I have to wait until next tuesday before the store gets the phone I want in stock. Fuck all this waiting goddamnit!

My Raspberry Pi fried. Fuck this shit, seriously. I'm not getting into Debian/Python/Electronics, waste of money and time.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;37892313]One-page? Don't even worry about that part, it'll be done in no time.[/QUOTE] Except it's one page that's supposed to be a reflection on my project. It's so unnecessary, especially since I'm gonna be saying the same exact stuff when presenting at the critique today.

My moms inability to google something "COme here son and help me fix this really trivial thing on the computer that involves finding a certain function in a program that you have no experience with" "Google it" "No, i want you to come here" SHIT IS IT SO HARD TO JUST GOOGLE SOMETHING RELATED TO WHAT YOU WANT.

Getting banned from facebook over a harmless... Not As Safe For Work... Picture. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/n3jCQ.jpg"]http://i.imgur.com/n3jCQ.jpg[/URL] What get's me mad is that I have been openly racist, using a page that is (still active) against the guidelines... No ban.

[QUOTE=gokiyono;37894627]Getting banned from facebook over a harmless... Not As Safe For Work... Picture. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/n3jCQ.jpg"]http://i.imgur.com/n3jCQ.jpg[/URL] What get's me mad is that I have been openly racist, using a page that is (still active) against the guidelines... No ban.[/QUOTE] That is quite... Urrgh.

[QUOTE=gokiyono;37894627]Getting banned from facebook over a harmless... Not As Safe For Work... Picture. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/n3jCQ.jpg"]http://i.imgur.com/n3jCQ.jpg[/URL] What get's me mad is that I have been openly racist, using a page that is (still active) against the guidelines... No ban.[/QUOTE] Oh god, I laughed harder than I should have. OT: I hate waking up early, to the extent where it's cold as fuck on the inside and out. My teeth chatter so much.

[QUOTE=BFG9000;37893093]-the tf2 economy-[/QUOTE] I never understood the TF2 economy. People buy items and destroy them to make them "worth more". Virtual items that are worth more than the game itself. If I was a tf2 dev, I would give everyone an inventorys full of berets and a note attached to it "Suck a dick mothafuckas" I would love to see the TF2 stock market crash because it's stupid as shit and I would be doing their mothers a favor by preventing "economy experts" from stealing their mother's credit cards.

When someone does a Bill Cosby impression. You know what I'm talking about. When has he [B]EVER[/B] seriously talked like that?