Batman in supermarket bringing down the zombies with random objects.
Well I had a nightmare. Same one over and over again. I was in my apartment, but then some ghost came out of the wall.
Actually, now that I think of it, I'm happy it ended.
The ones where I actually have a girlfriend
An obese pregnant horse is pissing on me and licking my feet
The girl I like liked me back. :frown:
Me just being a general badass.
Then I wake up.
Then I try to go to sleep. Doesn't work.
I had a dream that I was a furry IRL, woke up, continued walking like a had paws as I had been in the dream...
Stumbled into the wall and nearly fell over, felt like a complete tool.
I had a dream that i was captain of this pirate ship and my whole crew was composed of hot girls in see through blouses :D
The one where I was actually able to screw a chick with my 3 inch dick.
After staying up till 1AM playing L4D...
I got a gimped pistol, pulled of headshots killing zombies.
Also:
Wet Dream
Sometimes.... I dream about cheese.....
And then I fucking [HIGHLIGHT]RAGE[/HIGHLIGHT] when I wake up.
Dr. Freeman, don't forget to reload!
One time I had a dream where I was on a bus (Enlgish bus, it's hard to visualise this dream if you don't know the London public transport system), and there was a black gangsta looking guy at the front, and two of my friends were just behind me (It's important to understand that these two friends are into metal and HXC stuff and they dislike pretty much all other forms of music, and they do not talk like they do in this dream) and for some reason they're blasting dubstep music out of their phones, then the black guy looks around and one of my friends walks to the centre of the bus, staring at the black guy.
The black guy stands and walks over and says in typical gangsta accent "You fuckin' challengin' me, bruv?" , my friend just moves his face up close and goes "WOT!?" in a typical rhetorical gangsta style. And the black guy slowly sits back down. My friend goes to the other friend "fuckin' sat him down, blud" (or blad, whatever)
Then out of nowhere the black guy rushes of to me, sticks his fucking fist in my face and says "YOU FUCKIN' LAUGHIN' AT ME BLAD? I WILL FUCKIN' KILL YOU BRUV, I WILL KILL YOU" again in typical threatening chav language. Now I was on the verge of a mental breakdown after that, he shook me good, so I ran off the bus, and just ran and ran through a park (this park recurs in my dreams, I don't know if it's a real park but I've seen it in my dreams before) and I was really out of breath (in real life my mouth was really dry so that was probably what was causing it) and then I ran into a really nice hairdressers, and a nice old man greeted me, I explained to them what happened, I also asked for some water. The old man summoned his daughter (who was smoking hot :v:) and she brang me some water in a bowl, which I then drank, the girl smiled at me, and then I woke up.
That feels better to tell people for some reason. I literally laughed out loud when I woke up, the subject matter of that dream was just random.
[QUOTE=Boobenmyre;20280220]Sometimes.... I dream about cheese.....
And then I fucking [HIGHLIGHT]RAGE[/HIGHLIGHT] when I wake up.
Dr. Freeman, don't forget to reload![/QUOTE]
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I had a dream that I was flying over las vegas, and I landed the plane in a little parking lot. I got out of the plane, looked at how small of a space I landed the plane in, and went "Fuck Yea".
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;20280031]The one where I was actually able to screw a chick with my 3 inch dick.[/QUOTE]
Dude, i dont know if thats just funny or sad. I'll go with sad. :saddowns:
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