$100 for a fake ID indistinguishable from the real thing allowing one to get into all sorts of places 2 years before they would otherwise be allowed in.
Perhaps next paycheck...
[QUOTE=TAU!;30525181]Source please[/QUOTE]
Random stuff from /s/
[i]The Sky is turning red
Everybody's dead, somebody's head just rolled by
I'm so confused; I don't know what to do
His dicks on hard and ready to fuck you!
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
THE ZOMBIE'S GOT A HARD ON
Oh no Mr. Zombie Man, what are you doing with your hand?
Don't put them down there!
Don't grab my pubic hair!
Who said zombies only bite?
They're looking for something warm and tight!
It's not their bloody teeth that I'm worried about,
There's other things that make me scream and shout
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
THE ZOMBIE'S GOT A HARD ON
I know not to put up a fight cause he'll ream me all night, his hands are giving me chills,
Cause he's not coming for the kill
Don t say I'm a zombie whore
I just let him open my back door
There's nothing that you can do,
When the Zombie Dick is After you!!
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
THE ZOMBIE'S GOT A HARD ON
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
THE DEMON'S GOT A HARD ON
[/i]
That girl I like quit her job and moved to California according to one of her friends I know. I'm sad about this but being sad about it makes me feel fucking stupid because I barely knew her.
my girlfriend and I just said goodbye for the summer and she said I love you. Year = made :smile:
yay girls
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20058149/Porn/1265508513862.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/166/5/7/data_fragmentation_by_patrick2011-d3it102.jpg[/img]
Tron Legacy was so awesome. Now I need to reinstall Tron 2.0.
Thinking of getting a smart phone. Right now I have a phone that is everything-but-nuke-proof but I'm taking better care of this than my old phone so I don't really need it to be dust proof, water proof, drop proof, etc. And with a smart phone I'd get better internet and I wouldn't need wifi to play some of my apps like for example on my ipod touch.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;30530128][img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/166/5/7/data_fragmentation_by_patrick2011-d3it102.jpg[/img]
Tron Legacy was so awesome. Now I need to reinstall Tron 2.0.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlEN8svyHj8[/media]
why the fuck does my nose bleed when I'm at home in bed, just fallen asleep, rather than when I'm at fucking work.
now I'm wide awake again after I wake up with blood all over my upper lip, left hand and pillow
[QUOTE=dcalde78;30530388]why the fuck does my nose bleed when I'm at home in bed, just fallen asleep, rather than when I'm at fucking work.
now I'm wide awake again after I wake up with blood all over my upper lip, left hand and pillow[/QUOTE]
stop doin cocaine
I don't even know where to get cocaine around here
[QUOTE=dcalde78;30530528]I don't even know where to get cocaine around here[/QUOTE]
your nostrils
Fuck im unpopular
I only have ~4 peoples numbers on my phone. Including my mom.
I do love pickled pepporcinis.
Staying up 40 hours sucks but it was fun.
i have work tomorrow and sunday :frown:
I refuse to work weekends
YAY ME
[editline]18th June 2011[/editline]
mind you I won't really do anything interesting
I tempted to try and find an Orange jump suit and make a male version of Chells outfit from Portal 2. I'll need to learn to sew sometime in my life anyway.
i feel off
:suicide:
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