[QUOTE=Elecbullet;30829736]What are the chances I meet someone I know on Omegle?[/QUOTE]
One awkward conversation later, I have determined it was not Emma.
Good morning, everyone!
Part of the world 4 got nuked ,OOOOH BOY
Elecbullet you got some settlement already?
Sup Meow :D
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;30886120]Jesus Christ, I cum so quickly when I'm masturbating it's pathetic. I'm never going to be able to please a woman. I hate myself.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad you're all amused, because I want to die.
Don't die.
That'd be shit.
Fuck yeah, i can run oblivion on this laptop. Pretty good laptop, i guess.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;30893542]I'm glad you're all amused, because I want to die.[/QUOTE]
know how you feel
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;30886403]I feel sorry for your car. If you're going to fuck it up at least fuck it up by driving it.[/QUOTE]
The car is fine. Didn't stay burning for long as once I got going the fire went out. We repainted it too.
[editline]4th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;30893542]I'm glad you're all amused, because I want to die.[/QUOTE]
Don't sweat it too much. Like whoever said, it's a bit different with a woman.
And who knows, maybe it'll be the same for you, but when I was taking my anti-depressants I couldn't cum to save my life. It was awesome.
Until I started to be unable to get hard at all.
Then I stopped taking them and now everything is working right again.
It's very different with women. It takes me a hell of a long time to finish with someone; annoyingly so. I'd say I'm pretty average on my own though. Just don't worry about it; the more nervous you are the worse everything will seem.
The second I sell my old computer I'm building my new track bike.
nvm
[QUOTE=Joxalot;30893130]Elecbullet you got some settlement already?[/QUOTE]
Let me explain.
So I connect to someone on Omegle, and she talks JUST like Emma does, proper full words with smilies and everything. Then she says she likes folk music, just like Emma. Jokingly I ask if her name is Emma and she says yes.
She also said she had Dark Side Of The Moon on record (not CD, record). So I asked the Emma I know if she had Dark Side of the Moon, and she responds by asking "What's that?"
So I guess not.
[i]Or maybe that's what she wants me to think.[/i]
My sister's friend and he family are staying at our house and her kids are SO FUCKING LOUD
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And they're fucking up my bathroom right now, everything is soaking wet!
Take them out with [i]street justice[/i].
Just got back home from Florida.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;30895887]Let me explain.
So I connect to someone on Omegle, and she talks JUST like Emma does, proper full words with smilies and everything. Then she says she likes folk music, just like Emma. Jokingly I ask if her name is Emma and she says yes.
She also said she had Dark Side Of The Moon on record (not CD, record). So I asked the Emma I know if she had Dark Side of the Moon, and she responds by asking "What's that?"
So I guess not.
[i]Or maybe that's what she wants me to think.[/i][/QUOTE]
I meant on Haven and Hearth but ok.
My skin is peeling because of sunburn.
u should have used sun cream now you are going to die
Wow, I am peeling really bad. I think I might be turning into The Fly.
[img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4797015698_ddc2dfb029_o.jpg[/img]
that would suck
Someguy helped me beat Portal 2 Co-op last night.
A+ partner, would play again.
[B]Bill S.978 is fucking nuts
[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GS6zW.jpg[/img]
Those were the days.
buying a $10 stereo off craigslist to replace borked speakers yay
sounds like a dodgy move to me
[editline]4th July 2011[/editline]
but i've never used craigslist so idk
Thanks, random BSOD!
Thanks for rendering my desktop hard drive completely unusable on the day I was finally gonna get round to backing everything up, after I mentioned to my mother that the desktop computer was becoming unstable and is on its way out!
[img]http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/076/537/original/Super_FUUU_Face.jpg[/img]
why does he have a hand coming out his mouth thats terrifying
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;30898667]why does he have a hand coming out his mouth thats terrifying[/QUOTE]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/AnthraxFistfulOfMetal.jpg[/img]
Seeing them in 4 days
:frogc00l:
[editline]4th July 2011[/editline]
fuck i keep forgetting.
im also seeing the rest of the big 4 and many other bands
Sonisphere motherfucker
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