[QUOTE=Nappelbee;25914988]Please look at the names :([/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I know you agreed to that post and I still love you <3
[QUOTE=Patcher;25915419]Don't worry, I know you agreed to that post and I still love you <3[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.dr.dk/NR/rdonlyres/DFC947E6-6DEC-4C35-B669-90EF4BBBD905/356254/merci.jpg[/img] <3
[QUOTE=whitepixel;25865516]I can't paint, unfortunately, so I'll keep it short:
One time, it was around ~11pm, I was fapping in my twin sized bed, in my bedroom, directly outside the living room. I was just started when my Mum walked in, sat right on top of it, and proceeded to talk about clothes for the next 10 minutes. I came under my Mum's ass D:[/QUOTE]
Were you wearing clothes or naked or what? Like were you on top of the covers or under?
[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25909992]Whats a girl doing in the fap thread anyways[/QUOTE]
What's a girl doing on the internet?
[img]http://www.imgjoe.com/x/storyele.png[/img]
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25878043]Or you could spend the time you normally spend fapping trying to get a girlfriend... x)
Edit: Or boyfriend, if that's how you butter your toast.[/QUOTE]
Guys fap, its just a fact of life. They could have the HOTTEST GIRL on the PLANET, they're still gonna jack off to mediocre pr0n. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with it, and really, you shouldn't post something like that in a thread like this. If you have a problem with it, quite frankly, you could be spending your time doing something other than reading posts on facepunch about fapping. I think this thread is hilarious, and see no problem in fapping, and if you disagree, you don't belong here.
[QUOTE=EMMERS!;25917412]Guys fap, its just a fact of life. They could have the HOTTEST GIRL on the PLANET, they're still gonna jack off to mediocre pr0n. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with it, and really, you shouldn't post something like that in a thread like this. If you have a problem with it, quite frankly, you could be spending your time doing something other than reading posts on facepunch about fapping. I think this thread is hilarious, and see no problem in fapping, and if you disagree, you don't belong here.[/QUOTE]
I can't agree with that. While most guys do fap and most do fap to mediocre porn. But then again, "most guys" drive mediocre cars, live with mediocre women, eat mediocre food and overall live and die mediocre lives.
While fapping to porn is normal, doing it is a choice and once you find that true significant someone, fapping won't be an enhancing factor of your relationship. But ultimately it all depends on your ambitions and what you expect from that significant someone and from yourself.
[QUOTE=Euphe;25881052]WELL. I NOW NOT ONLY IMAGINED THAT, BUT I SAW THAT TWICE.
Stop scaring me D:
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
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Some quick thing[/QUOTE]
how do you make custom status'
my contribution, first ms paint story ever done D:
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/zwykqe.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=cottonwaxy;25919304]how do you make custom status'[/QUOTE]
There is a great program... Adobe Photochopp.
[QUOTE=EMMERS!;25917412]Guys fap, its just a fact of life. They could have the HOTTEST GIRL on the PLANET, they're still gonna jack off to mediocre pr0n. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with it, and really, you shouldn't post something like that in a thread like this. If you have a problem with it, quite frankly, you could be spending your time doing something other than reading posts on facepunch about fapping. I think this thread is hilarious, and see no problem in fapping, and if you disagree, you don't belong here.[/QUOTE]
:3 I never stated I had a problem with guys masturbating. If you read an earlier post, you would've seen that I said I was in here because reading this thread is hilarious, too. And that's not true for all guys, that they'll still do it when they have a girlfriend. I know from experience, haha.
[QUOTE=cottonwaxy;25919304]how do you make custom status'[/QUOTE]
Add any non Steam program to your games list and name it whatever you want. Thats one way.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25919727]:3 I never stated I had a problem with guys masturbating. If you read an earlier post, you would've seen that I said I was in here because reading this thread is hilarious, too. And that's not true for all guys, that they'll still do it when they have a girlfriend. I know from experience, haha.[/QUOTE]
Or he's just a motherfucking ninja unlike most of the guys in this thread. You just don't notice it.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;25920985]Or he's just a motherfucking ninja unlike most of the guys in this thread. You just don't notice it.[/QUOTE]
Hehe, I just trust and believe in what he tells me.
[QUOTE=cottonwaxy;25919304]how do you make custom status'
my contribution, first ms paint story ever done D:
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/zwykqe.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Well, the furry part may have upset him a bit...
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25921077]Hehe, I just trust and believe in what he tells me.[/QUOTE]
You really shouldn't.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;25921252]I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
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Kissing a 16 year old girl is not illegal.
No, but having sexual relations with your sister is. ;_;
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25921394]No, but having sexual relations with your sister is. ;_;[/QUOTE]
Don't worry she's my cousin
[QUOTE=Patcher;25921367]Kissing a 16 year old girl is not illegal. Oh and can you edit that out from the quote, because I sound like an ass in that post.[/QUOTE]
No you sound like a creep.
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You're really fucked up but you draw well.
You just said sister, not cousin.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25921466]You just said sister, not cousin.[/QUOTE]
In our country we call cousins sister too. But we have different word for love as for friend or an object, and love as for your sweetheart.
Oh, I see. Well I'm pretty sure that sexual relations with family members in general is bad.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25921367]Kissing a 16 year old girl is not illegal. Oh and can you edit that out from the quote, because I sound like an ass in that post.[/QUOTE]
What quote? But seriously, that's creepy.
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25921554]Oh, I see. Well I'm pretty sure that sexual relations with family members in general is bad.[/QUOTE]
Well, as long as it's his cousin it's not directly illegal..
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25921554]Oh, I see. Well I'm pretty sure that sexual relations with family members in general is bad.[/QUOTE]
Especially when it's unconsentual.
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