[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25922853]x) Boy, you really have a problem with me, don't you? But I don't know why. I just explained to you that I don't have a problem with masturbation. And there's a reason that it's generally, physically, bad. If you have a baby with a member of your family, the baby's probably going to have a lower IQ, and will have a higher risk of being mentally ill, or having down's syndrome, etc. etc. This is because you're choosing from a similar gene pool, because it's all the same blood.[/QUOTE]
Actually the chance for the baby to be in any way abnormal when it's "just" your cousin is only 30% higher than with any other person on the planet. That percentage could almost be explained with that there aren't enough data.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25921228][img_thumb]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/whathaveIdone.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Your sister has a beard?
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;25923675]Actually the chance for the baby to be in any way abnormal when it's "just" your cousin is only 30% higher than with any other person on the planet. That percentage could almost be explained with that there aren't enough data.[/QUOTE]
30% sounds significant to me.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25923344]Oh Patcher, what have you done.
Do you have any niece worst fapping experience to share with us? :smug:[/QUOTE]
Niece is the sister of my mother? If no, then not.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25923794]Niece is the sister of my mother? If no, then not.[/QUOTE]
Niece is the daughter of your mother's son or daughter that isn't you.
[QUOTE=EMMERS!;25922985]I don't really have a problem with you, I just don't think its right for you to come on here all self righteous and judge everybody. Maybe I'm misinterpreting what you're saying. I'm merely stating an observation, I'm not looking to fight with you.[/QUOTE]
CAT FIGHT!!!!!
...lmao
[QUOTE=Troll?;25923774]Your sister has a beard?[/QUOTE]
How can you say that
[img]http://gyazo.com/7b29e36b526a56b7c5f45dddba08754e.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Patcher;25923971]How can you say that
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/7b29e36b526a56b7c5f45dddba08754e.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You just posted a comic where you ejaculated on her back, now you're posting her picture. Seems like something she'd appreciate.
[QUOTE=Paladin;25924132]You just posted a comic where you ejaculated on her back, now you're posting her picture. Seems like something she'd appreciate.[/QUOTE]
She knows about the comic. That happened lots of time ago when I was a looser without any relationships so she wasn't mad at me when she saw it.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;25848537]I think 133753P34K broke her arm while shlicking, she fell off the chair when her mum entered the room.
She wouldn't take her to the hospital, so she sat there for 3 hours watching Mytbusters to pass the time.[/QUOTE]
As it turns out, syntax is a man. Re-imagine that sequence of events now. Re-imagine EVERYTHING ever posted by 133753P34K/syntax.
I've done that too though, someone enters the room at unexpected time and I launch myself towards the ceiling, not even when fapping.
[IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t156/The-Displaced/WhathaveIdone.png[/IMG]
And this is why I prefer girls going round mine instead....
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25923787]30% sounds significant to me.[/QUOTE]
If you say that 1 out of, let's say, 2000 babies is born with any kind of handicap when the parents are not related to each, 1.3 babies are born with any kind of handicap by couples related to each other. This doesn't really sound significant to me.
And of course the numbers are made up, but you get the point.
[B]i just remebered what my worst fap ever was
drawing now, upload in a bit[/B]
this was the worst one
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25924363][B]i just remebered what my worst fap ever was
drawing now, upload in a bit[/B]
this was the worst one[/QUOTE]
When It was my first fap I stopped before jizzing because I thought I will piss.
[QUOTE=Eric Blank;25924317]As it turns out, syntax is a man. Re-imagine that sequence of events now. Re-imagine EVERYTHING ever posted by 133753P34K/syntax.
I've done that too though, someone enters the room at unexpected time and I launch myself towards the ceiling, not even when fapping.[/QUOTE]
^ that
'Sara' doesn't exist.
And i'm actually a Girl. I'm a sister of one of the famous facepunchers whom you can see drawn in the comics.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25924537]And i'm actually a Girl. I'm a sister of one of the famous facepunchers whom you can see drawn in the comics.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Patcher;25924537]And i'm actually a Girl. I'm a sister of one of the famous facepunchers whom you can see drawn in the comics.[/QUOTE]
Pics of you holding a paper with Facepunch written on it, or it didn't happen. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Patcher;25924467]When It was my first fap I stopped before jizzing because I thought I will piss.[/QUOTE]
yeah... this was [B]nothing[/B] like that..
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25924776]Pics of you holding a paper with Facepunch written on it, or it didn't happen. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
It was a joke to the above post.
holy shit, i thought Patcher's comic was a joke.
i, uh, think im gonna check out the other threads for a while till this thing blows over..
This is most likely the funniest thread i've ever read on facepunch.
Patcher, I'm just going to say, that's kind of messed up.
But whatever turns you on turns you on.
I am so confused, is patcher a girl, who is the brother, what's the joke, is he the sister getting jacked off to? No comprendo.
Patcher, your sister is hot.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25925216]I am so confused, is patcher a girl, who is the brother, what's the joke, is he the sister getting jacked off to? No comprendo.[/QUOTE]
No.
He is.
The joke is that he fapped to his sister while she was sleeping and she noticed and brought it up but didn't understand what the "sticky stuff" was.
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
Problem solved
