Worst Fapping Experiences: MS Paint Edition! - General

[QUOTE=villa;25933703]Patcher, I demand you tell us (or me) some more stories of adventures you and your sister had.[/QUOTE] [media] [url]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/IMG_4326.jpg[/url] [url]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/IMG_4324.jpg[/url][/media] Now can we please move on. Please.

Oh god. No need to go there. [editline]8th November 2010[/editline] Not for us at least.

[QUOTE=DinoJesus;25925303][img_thumb]http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8672/fape.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I never really have that problem. I have the reverse of that problem in fact: I always grip it so tight at the end so to not get sauce all over the place. I'd try to stop doing that, but it's become habitual and instictive.

[IMG]http://imgur.com/igwIl.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Patcher;25921228][img_thumb]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/whathaveIdone.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/reaction00.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;25797368][img_thumb]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/91/fapq.jpg[/img_thumb] Damn dog...[/QUOTE] Oh god, the dog... my belly hurts!!

jesus christ patcher your sister is hot. D:

[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/34dikjk.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Zovox;25935282][img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/34dikjk.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/22d57fab99801d6bc59e70524f3a9eae.png[/img]

Sumptin' like this. [IMG]http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/6663/456c.png[/IMG]

That's not poker face.

Then you edit it then.

Patcher do this, patcher do that :v: [img]http://gyazo.com/2dd6dcfa7b5e200c403aaa9213a04036.png[/img] Don't worry, I wouldn't do this and that if I haven't lyovee you. Alt: [img]http://gyazo.com/41ba70849bb48ea90580911fae62b4dd.png[/img]

Daunke.

[img]http://gyazo.com/ad85bc8cc8a6371593fbd92a1d9f26d3.png[/img]

:whoptc: is going on in here

basicly the moral of this next story is [sp]the videos that are 5 hours long and its shows the titties once then focused on the man for the rest of the vid, during endless buttsecks.... suck[/sp] [IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7025/451u.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=eninco;25935546] buttsecks[/quote] please get the fuck out

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25925312][img_thumb]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3121/worstt.png[/img_thumb] [B]well.. that's my worst fap ever..[/B][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://rageguy.com/media/2010/10/forever_alone_painting_art.jpg[/IMG]

How is he alone?

I can't draw for shit, but my worst fapping experience ties with one time I was autofellatioing, came, accidentally slid to the side and hit my night table, then got stuck in an awkward position between the night table and my bed upside down. Or, when I was fapping at my computer (my desk faces the door) and I forgot to lock my door, I came all over my chest and my mom walks in, sees me, does a 180 and shuts the door behind her.

[quote=snapzies;25935695]-i was autofellatioing, came -i can't draw for shit[/quote] whyy!?

Patcher, do you live in Romania?

[QUOTE=Numidium;25935832]Patcher, do you live in Romania?[/QUOTE] Ukraine. What a great country.

[QUOTE=Patcher;25935922]Ukraine. What a great country.[/QUOTE] Same region. Vastly. I knew it.

[QUOTE=Patcher;25925616]All my comics are 100% legit. [img_thumb]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/true.jpg[/img_thumb] The joke was about "i'm a girl" part. Or was it? Now I feel like a dick for trying to post something funny after Maverick's comic. Sorry bro, I haven't noticed it.[/QUOTE] Oh hi Henry [img]http://www.gamecareerguide.com/db_area/images/item_images/gcg/features/20070130/residentevil3.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Lilly;25936091]Oh hi Henry [img_thumb]http://gaygamer.net/images/votehenry.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] gaygamer.net what Also who's henry

You look like Henry Townshend from Silent Hill 4. [editline]8th November 2010[/editline] That is all.

[QUOTE=Lilly;25936182]You look like Henry Townshend from Silent Hill 4. [editline]8th November 2010[/editline] That is all.[/QUOTE] Oh, I just never played it :smile:

Oh yeah let's fap over Patcher's sis.