Patcher is such a troll. We all know that it's his girlfriend not his sister.
[QUOTE=Kidd;25937083]Patcher is such a troll. We all know that it's his girlfriend not his sister.[/QUOTE]
Of course its his sister!'
You cant be on facepunch AND have a girlfriend.. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Kidd;25937083]Patcher is such a troll. We all know that it's his girlfriend not his sister.[/QUOTE]
I have a boyfriend. I don't date girls because they are stupid and can't do a BJ right.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khocwH5wPWo[/media]
[QUOTE=Patcher;25937276]I have a boyfriend. I don't date girls because they are stupid and can't do a BJ right.[/QUOTE]
Okay, wtf is going on here lmao
[QUOTE=RedDemon;25937311]Okay, wtf is going on here lmao[/QUOTE]
My first comic in this thread.
This thread is now about Patcher
[QUOTE=sporface;25937373]This thread is now about Patcher[/QUOTE]
:smith: okay..
ITT: We all worship Patcher.
But I don't want any one talk talk much about me, because I know what happened a year ago on this very forums.
Let's talk about Maverick because he's my best friend in real life!
Patcher, seriously, how old is your sister?
[QUOTE=Patcher;25937435]But I don't want any one talk talk much about me, because I know what happened a year ago on this very forums.
Let's talk about Maverick.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://75.101.147.23/image.php?u=353812&dateline=1288823403[/img]
[QUOTE=tempotempo;25937466]Patcher, seriously, how old is your sister?[/QUOTE]
13.
[QUOTE=Zovox;25937204]Of course its his sister!'
You cant be on facepunch AND have a girlfriend.. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
That's right. Either you have a wife/husband or a fiancee!
Patcher what the fuck are you doing, tell us the damn story
Or we'll forever hunt you with gaybows
Holy shit, you fapped to your 13 years old sister!?
[QUOTE=sporface;25937549]Patcher what the fuck are you doing, tell us the damn story
Or we'll forever hunt you with gaybows[/QUOTE]
I'm Patcher, 18 year old, male, 182cm tall, live in Ukraine, Ternopil', Kyivska street. I'm a certified Psychologist and work on my house with people who pay me.
I was fat and ugly and my sister only loved me as a brother, and other girls and boys only loved me as a psychologist. I was also an asshole when I was on the internet that's why every one hated me in my past life on FP. Once a girl I know over the internet drew a simple anime-styled portrait of me on how I will look if I lose some weight. Surprisingly, it got me really motivated and I started to work out and eat healthy food and learn to sweet-talk and pickup in between. After I lost 15 kilos in the past three months (but gained a lot of muscle mass) and gained +5 CHR and +80 Speech People started to like me, girls started to hit on me and My sister started to say that I got attractive. Using this I made my sister fall in love with me because she's fucking hot, and also found a boyfriend because I don't see myself falling in love with a girl - I like to romantically date and fuck guys and only fuck girls. I also love people. I love to help them and My heart is beating wildly when I see that I'm actually helping someone become happy (this is why I have chosen my job). I love to draw, play guitar, biketrial, sing, compose music, play videogames, make mods for them, do machinima and sell hacks online and troll people (last two was a joke, someone will get it). I was born in 1992, I met Y2k in 2000, got a job in 2009, became a millionaire in 2012, became a world famous in 2014, in 2020 I was given an award "Most polite and loving human of all time OF ALL TIME". Died in 2093 peacefully in my dream while dreaming about God and as a man who has made life on Earth a little better for every one and stopped hunger. That should sum it up.
You masturbated on your sister (Not cool man)
I read it wrong so basically the above line is a response to you masturbating to your sister..But you french kissed her? Well looks like it in a picture of you and her.
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
Wait..She's 13? Is this true?
That video was so dark...that could of been 2 giraffes neck hugging and then gave the camera that was conviently near them a thumbs up.
I need to see more clear video and/or picture of you kissing a guy.
[sp]because I enjoy watching that[/sp]
This thread is still funny though.
[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/WTH.jpg[/IMG]
Remember children, there is nothing more humiliating than walking around the house with your testicles dipped in a glass of milk in the hopes the pain goes away.
[QUOTE=Kidd;25937983]That video was so dark...that could of been 2 giraffes neck hugging and then gave the camera that was conviently near them a thumbs up.
I need to see more clear video and/or picture of you kissing a guy.
[sp]because I enjoy watching that[/sp]
This thread is still funny though.[/QUOTE]
Watch some emo kissing videos on youtube then. Why is my private life so interesting.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25938296]Watch some emo kissing videos on youtube then. Why is my private life so interesting.[/QUOTE]
Because you said you were fapping to your 13 year old sister.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25937691]I'm Patcher, 18 year old, male, 182cm tall, live in Ukraine, Ternopil', Kyivska street. I'm a certified Psychologist and work on my house with people who pay me.
I was fat and ugly and my sister only loved me as a brother, and other girls and boys only loved me as a psychologist. I was also an asshole when I was on the internet that's why every one hated me in my past life on FP. Once a girl I know over the internet drew a simple anime-styled portrait of me on how I will look if I lose some weight. Surprisingly, it got me really motivated and I started to work out and eat healthy food and learn to sweet-talk and pickup in between. After I lost 15 kilos in the past three months (but gained a lot of muscle mass) and gained +5 CHR and +80 Speech People started to like me, girls started to hit on me and My sister started to say that I got attractive. Using this I made my sister fall in love with me because she's fucking hot, and also found a boyfriend because I don't see myself falling in love with a girl - I like to romantically date and fuck guys and only fuck girls. I also love people. I love to help them and My heart is beating wildly when I see that I'm actually helping someone become happy (this is why I have chosen my job). I love to draw, play guitar, biketrial, sing, compose music, play videogames, make mods for them, do machinima and sell hacks online and troll people (last two was a joke, someone will get it). I was born in 1992, I met Y2k in 2000, got a job in 2009, became a millionaire in 2012, became a world famous in 2014, in 2020 I was given an award "Most polite and loving human of all time OF ALL TIME". Died in 2093 peacefully in my dream while dreaming about God and as a man who has made life on Earth a little better for every one and stopped hunger. That should sum it up.[/QUOTE]
I wish I could live your life.
I know it's kinda strange, but I feel more attracted to Patcher's sister because I know she is sister of a Facepunch member. What the fuck.
More pictures please.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25937691]I'm Patcher, 18 year old, male, 182cm tall, live in Ukraine, Ternopil', Kyivska street. I'm a certified Psychologist and work on my house with people who pay me.
I was fat and ugly and my sister only loved me as a brother, and other girls and boys only loved me as a psychologist. I was also an asshole when I was on the internet that's why every one hated me in my past life on FP. Once a girl I know over the internet drew a simple anime-styled portrait of me on how I will look if I lose some weight. Surprisingly, it got me really motivated and I started to work out and eat healthy food and learn to sweet-talk and pickup in between. After I lost 15 kilos in the past three months (but gained a lot of muscle mass) and gained +5 CHR and +80 Speech People started to like me, girls started to hit on me and My sister started to say that I got attractive. Using this I made my sister fall in love with me because she's fucking hot, and also found a boyfriend because I don't see myself falling in love with a girl - I like to romantically date and fuck guys and only fuck girls. I also love people. I love to help them and My heart is beating wildly when I see that I'm actually helping someone become happy (this is why I have chosen my job). I love to draw, play guitar, biketrial, sing, compose music, play videogames, make mods for them, do machinima and sell hacks online and troll people (last two was a joke, someone will get it). I was born in 1992, I met Y2k in 2000, got a job in 2009, became a millionaire in 2012, became a world famous in 2014, in 2020 I was given an award "Most polite and loving human of all time OF ALL TIME". Died in 2093 peacefully in my dream while dreaming about God and as a man who has made life on Earth a little better for every one and stopped hunger. That should sum it up.[/QUOTE]
That life sounds like a fairytale story. I am serious.
"And Megamind changed his mind and started helping the Metrocity..."
Meh.
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zovox;25937204]Of course its his sister!'
You cant be on facepunch AND have a girlfriend.. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Damn truth.
[QUOTE=Ringo_Satu;25938493]I know it's kinda strange, but I feel more attracted to Patcher's sister because I know she is sister of a Facepunch member. What the fuck.
More pictures please.[/QUOTE]
She's still only 13 :cop:
I know Patcher as well, he is my friend, and i must say - his story is 100% true.
[QUOTE=Euphe;25938499]That life sounds like a fairytale story. I am serious.
[/QUOTE]
A guy made a simple site and in 4 years he can buy bill gate's house for $147m, Steve Jobbs house for $8.5m, 108 McLarens F1 for $1.3m each, 12 Bugattis Veyron for $42m each. One Yacht "The Octopus" for $200m, Boeing-747 dreamliner for $200m, Aerobus A380 for &315m, Big tropical island in asia for $10m, another big island for $10m too. 1 tonn of 23 carat gold for $43m, Live a year in las vegas penthouse SkyVilla for 40 000$/day, buy LA lakers for $586m, AND A SPACE SHUTTLE for $1.7 billion. Oh and all of this only will be HALF of the money he has now. I'm talking about creator of facebook.[img]http://gyazo.com/173dd1d93b556fb5b2b2feb28d750247.png[/img]
Now THIS ^ sounds like a fairy tale.
Yes I really enjoy reading about rich people because they are my idols.
[B]GOD DAMNIT I HATE MY SISTER SOMETIMES[/B]
*drawing something [B]THAT HAPPENDED LAST NIGHT >:([/B]*
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25938678][B]GOD DAMNIT I HATE MY SISTER SOMETIMES[/B]
*drawing something [B]THAT HAPPENDED LAST NIGHT >:([/B]*[/QUOTE]
Don't hate her, understand her. I'm sure she loves you very much. Every sister do.
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