I'm confused.
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
But your sister is still hot/cute.
Stop derailing thread D:
[QUOTE=cottonwaxy;25938910]Stop derailing thread D:[/QUOTE]
Too late. Much too late.
This is new. FP gets trolled with real content.
[QUOTE=Killuah;25938939]This is new. FP gets trolled with real content.[/QUOTE]
Wow he find his sexy sister sexually attractive. He must be trolling because there are no humans like that on Earth. Okay seriously, I'm tired and a little annoyed, let's continue on the thread... Everything I said is true but it's getting old and not funny.
to HOT COUSINS!
Holy shit I skip to the last pages from the first page and wait for some embarrasing fap stories.. And I find patcher kissing emo boys and posting pictures of her too-hot-for-her-age sister.
Continue.
You should read all the first pages (before the apocalypse)
[highlight]BACK ON TRACK PEOPLE[/highlight]
[img]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/883/whatswrongwithyourbedda.png[/img]
[B]"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BEDROOM DAMNIT"[/B]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25939395][highlight]BACK ON TRACK PEOPLE[/highlight]
[img_thumb]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/883/whatswrongwithyourbedda.png[/img_thumb]
[B]"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BEDROOM DAMNIT"[/B][/QUOTE]
You're strange people. I'm always happy when that happens.
Remember, good fellows, internet posts aren't necessarily a good source of truth. If a person tells you he is a 18-year-old psychologist and is having sex with his sister, it may be safe to assume he isn't entirely honest.
Especially when she was his cousin on page 8.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25921436]Don't worry she's my cousin[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25939395][highlight]BACK ON TRACK PEOPLE[/highlight]
[img_thumb]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/883/whatswrongwithyourbedda.png[/img_thumb]
[B]"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BEDROOM DAMNIT"[/B][/QUOTE]
Dude, that is nasty. I've got a kinda bad one, I'll draw it up now.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25939395][highlight]BACK ON TRACK PEOPLE[/highlight]
[img_thumb]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/883/whatswrongwithyourbedda.png[/img_thumb]
[B]"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BEDROOM DAMNIT"[/B][/QUOTE]
I will never get the 5th panel out of my head.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Needs less incest
i don't think i have anymore wacky fapping storys to tell
and all i do have now are the really sad ones...
[B]so lets just watch patcher try to worm his way out[/B]
:D
You should've fucked her.
[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;25939689]You should've fucked her.[/QUOTE]
That, sir, is illegal.
[QUOTE=Paladin;25939514]Remember, good fellows, internet posts aren't necessarily a good source of truth. If a person tells you he is a 18-year-old psychologist and is having sex with his sister, it may be safe to assume he isn't entirely honest.
Especially when she was his cousin on page 8.[/QUOTE]
Remember, good fellows, internet posters aren't necessarily good readers especially when they have a strange bug that let them read some posts but not others including words such as "In Ukraine there is no word for cousin, we call them Sisters too". Also internet posters often have a disorder when they see a non-existing phrases such as "I had sex with my sister".
[QUOTE=sporface;25939589]WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Needs less incest[/QUOTE]
It wasn't incest in any way, atleast how I understood the fifth panel. She's just putting her arm and leg on him and he's trying to punch his dick down.
Not just illegal, but also immoral.
[QUOTE=Oscario;25939729]That, sir, is illegal.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/clockwork2.gif[/img]
Well, Patcher made that thread go moral debates. I can't figure out how that happened if he is having rexual relationships with his sister (cousin).
Meh, now he tells us to love people around and so on. That's great, but... UH. It is a thread about fapping, here there is no place for moral.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25939752]Remember, good fellows, internet posters aren't necessarily good readers especially when they have a strange bug that let them read some posts but not others including words such as "In Ukraine there is no word for cousin, we call them Sisters too". Also internet posters often have a disorder when they see a non-existing phrases such as "I had sex with my sister".[/QUOTE]
Here's a picture of you:
[img]http://kindalame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/trollface.gif[/img]
And here's one of your sister/cousin:
[img]http://www.forestviewgolf.com/images/holepics/1fairway.gif[/img]
Almost got the next achievement!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/183.png[/img]
With one single ms paint comic. I am shocked.
One time the cat was scratching at the door for 5 minutes and wouldn't leave
*Fapping at twice speed, done*
*opens door, cats not there*
FUUUUUUUUUU-
When I start to fap and my cat is in my room, he jumps on my bed, sniff my face, meows and asks to open the doors so he can leave the room. He understands my needs.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25937691]I'm Patcher, 18 year old, male, 182cm tall, live in Ukraine, Ternopil', Kyivska street. I'm a certified Psychologist and work on my house with people who pay me.
I was fat and ugly and my sister only loved me as a brother, and other girls and boys only loved me as a psychologist. I was also an asshole when I was on the internet that's why every one hated me in my past life on FP. Once a girl I know over the internet drew a simple anime-styled portrait of me on how I will look if I lose some weight. Surprisingly, it got me really motivated and I started to work out and eat healthy food and learn to sweet-talk and pickup in between. After I lost 15 kilos in the past three months (but gained a lot of muscle mass) and gained +5 CHR and +80 Speech People started to like me, girls started to hit on me and My sister started to say that I got attractive. Using this I made my sister fall in love with me because she's fucking hot, and also found a boyfriend because I don't see myself falling in love with a girl - I like to romantically date and fuck guys and only fuck girls. I also love people. I love to help them and My heart is beating wildly when I see that I'm actually helping someone become happy (this is why I have chosen my job). I love to draw, play guitar, biketrial, sing, compose music, play videogames, make mods for them, do machinima and sell hacks online and troll people (last two was a joke, someone will get it). I was born in 1992, I met Y2k in 2000, got a job in 2009, became a millionaire in 2012, became a world famous in 2014, in 2020 I was given an award "Most polite and loving human of all time OF ALL TIME". Died in 2093 peacefully in my dream while dreaming about God and as a man who has made life on Earth a little better for every one and stopped hunger. That should sum it up.[/QUOTE]
such is life in ukraine
Patcher, you look like -TRASE- ... Are you by any means Trase? I remember him being bi too.
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
And ukrainian.
[IMG]http://imgur.com/is7Uy.png[/IMG]
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