[QUOTE=Landen85;25940150]Patcher, you look like -TRASE- ... Are you by any means Trase? I remember him being bi too.
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
And ukrainian.[/QUOTE]
I remember seeing him lots in Gay pride when I was lurking, but don't know him personally.
[img]http://i52.tinypic.com/dcx9ut.png[/img]
After a fap I ALWAYS need to piss :/
[QUOTE=ssankoo;25940924][img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/dcx9ut.png[/img_thumb]
After a fap I ALWAYS need to piss :/[/QUOTE]
So does everyone, your not special.
[QUOTE=ssankoo;25940924][img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/dcx9ut.png[/img_thumb]
After a fap I ALWAYS need to piss :/[/QUOTE]
I never jizz in towel or some other thing. I always fap in bed or in shower so when it's in bed I jizz on my bed sheet and no one ever notice because I put it in a washer myself every week or so. But fucking ONCE I tried to be like other guys and jizz into a towel. Next morning my Granma - "You should not stay up that late and watch TV. Maye then your towels will not be so sticky"
[QUOTE=Patcher;25940668]I remember seeing him lots in Gay pride when I was lurking, but don't know him personally.[/QUOTE]
Oh btw Patcher. I am Russian.
Do you speak russian? You have to.
[QUOTE=Euphe;25941512]Oh btw Patcher. I am Russian.
Do you speak russian? You have to.[/QUOTE]
I'm Finnish and I still speak Russian. :D If he's Ukrainian, he's bound to.
What the flying fuck happened here
[QUOTE=Wootman;25941615][img_thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/5046503/crappy%20chair.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Oh my god the last panel. You should work for them:
[img]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/archive/001.jpg[/img]
I just did this....
It is me and my ex. She got a little enthousiastic at that time. It is not a BAD experience,
but I still think it is fun as a comic involving fapping. I captured the situation pretty well I think.
[b]WARNING IT IS HUGE!!!!! And it is A GLORIOUS TALE OF WANKING![/b]
[media]http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/9785/2409101637.png[/media]
[QUOTE=H4ngman;25942496]I just did this....
It is me and my ex. She got a little enthousiastic at that time. It is not a BAD experience,
but I still think it is fun as a comic involving fapping. I captured the situation pretty well I think.
[b]WARNING IT IS HUGE!!!!! And it is A GLORIOUS TALE OF WANKING![/b]
[media]http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/9785/2409101637.png[/media][/QUOTE]
I thought fapping requires no more than one person to be present in the act.
[QUOTE=Angua;25924976]This is most likely the funniest thread i've ever read on facepunch.[/QUOTE]
you never saw the thread about that irish guy shitting as loud as a drumset
edit
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/861384-Embarrasing-Stories[/url]
[QUOTE=H4ngman;25942496]Long ass tale[/QUOTE]
That was fucking gold.
Now that was awesome.
I damn well hope so. The time I spent doint this, I originally saved to finish my arts school project.
But I am just too pleased with the result
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25939395][highlight]BACK ON TRACK PEOPLE[/highlight]
[img_thumb]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/883/whatswrongwithyourbedda.png[/img_thumb]
[B]"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BEDROOM DAMNIT"[/B][/QUOTE]
And this is why I am glad I don't have a little sister that sleeps next to me at times.
I'm nearly always fapping in bed.
Why was your friends sister walking around the house naked, while you where there?
Although, i'd of done the same thing most likely, if I was you.
[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;25944217]Why was your friends sister walking around the house naked, while you where there?
Although, i'd of done the same thing most likely, if I was you.[/QUOTE]
Looking for a towel
She had no idea I was there
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;25944265]Looking for a towel
She had no idea I was there[/QUOTE]
So she didn't see you when she walked in the room?
I want the full story.
Also, what we do when we don't have towels is shout askin someone to get one, and stick our hand out the door to get it, I persumed thats what most people do, guess not.
It's not that I don't beleive you, it's just, I thought people had more sence than to walk around naked when family member are home. (And may have friends with them)
[QUOTE=Landen85;25940150]Patcher, you look like -TRASE- ... Are you by any means Trase? I remember him being bi too.[/QUOTE]
Trase added me on steam.. :ohdear:
This thread is all kinds of fucked up
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;25944477]Trase added me on steam.. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
and the point would be?
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;25944502]This thread is all kinds of fucked up
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
and the point would be?[/QUOTE]
He's cool now.
[QUOTE=FutureScript;25944554]He's cool now.[/QUOTE]
That's kind of a stupid reason, just saying
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;25944502]and the point would be?[/QUOTE]
Random dude adds you on steam
Random dude is brought up in thread about fapping about him being bi
in the same thread someone posted one of my old posts from before I stopped posting sex stories on facepunch
By "Random dude" I mean him because I had no idea who he was :v:
[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;25944395]So she didn't see you when she walked in the room?
I want the full story.
Also, what we do when we don't have towels is shout askin someone to get one, and stick our hand out the door to get it, I persumed thats what most people do, guess not.
It's not that I don't beleive you, it's just, I thought people had more sence than to walk around naked when family member are home. (And my have friends with them)[/QUOTE]
So there I was, playing PS3 with my friend, when I hear his sister say "Where the fuck are all the towels?!"
She then opened the bathroom door, walked through the hallway and up the stairs to her room, all while completely naked and in plain view.
I wasn't going to question it then, I'm not going to question it now. I simply took advantage of my fortune, to which my friend was very pissed.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;25944569]That's kind of a stupid reason, just saying[/QUOTE]
That's the point. *-_-
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