[QUOTE=JoeyZ;25944603]So there I was, playing PS3 with my friend, when I hear his sister say "Where the fuck are all the towels?!"
She then opened the bathroom door, walked through the hallway and up the stairs to her room, all while completely naked and in plain view.
I wasn't going to question it then, I'm not going to question it now. I simply took advantage of my fortune, to which my friend was very pissed.[/QUOTE]
That makes alot of sence, and it's ok, I think every stright person would have done the same thing.
That, or take the piss about seeing your friends sister naked for the rest of his days.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;25944573]Random dude adds you on steam
Random dude is brought up in thread about fapping about him being bi
in the same thread someone posted one of my old posts from before I stopped posting sex stories on facepunch
By "Random dude" I mean him because I had no idea who he was :v:[/QUOTE]
That explainssssssssssssssssssssss everything
Patcher I hate you, your sister girlfriend is hot. Urrghhh.... Sorry I'm late.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25944907]Patcher I hate you, your sister girlfriend is hot. Urrghhh.... Sorry I'm late.[/QUOTE]
Go get a hooker then.
[QUOTE=Dan*;25945312][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/PjnNB.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
you did that after being boobies right
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;25945439]you did that after being boobies right[/QUOTE]
Bitch, I'm never done being boobies.
So what were you watching in the first part?
[QUOTE=Kidd;25947329]So what were you watching in the first part?[/QUOTE]
Goosebumps fuck yeah.
For the love of god repost the birthday one!
Godly thread. I tip my hat to all of you.
I love this thread.
By the way, this has saved every man's life at least once in their lifetime:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8181473/lol.png[/img]
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;25948324]I love this thread.
By the way, this has saved every man's life at least once in their lifetime:
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8181473/lol.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I never knew of this.
[QUOTE=Dan*;25940310][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/is7Uy.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Been there man
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;25948324]I love this thread.
By the way, this has saved every man's life at least once in their lifetime:
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8181473/lol.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Windows key + D does the same thing as well.
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;25948324]I love this thread.
By the way, this has saved every man's life at least once in their lifetime:
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8181473/lol.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Windows + [u]M[/u]asturbate
Of course. It all makes sense now.
[QUOTE=Paladin;25941794]I'm Finnish and I still speak Russian. :D If he's Ukrainian, he's bound to.[/QUOTE]
My Cousin (not so hot) lives in ukraine. Patcher stay away from her.
They speak russian there mostly, no matter what politicans are trying to do.
[QUOTE=Euphe;25953222]My Cousin (not so hot) lives in ukraine. Patcher stay away from her.
They speak russian there mostly, no matter what politicans are trying to do.[/QUOTE]
No politics are against Russian language nor am I. As long as life is great here, I don't care about anything.
This thread is a hundred times better than the LMAO Pictures thread
:buddy:
[QUOTE=Patcher;25953579]No politics are against Russian language nor am I. As long as life is great here, I don't care about anything.[/QUOTE]
But do you speak it?
And your president, premier minister, like to shout against russian. Lol, they translated Gogol(i dont know if i spell it right, Гоголь in russian) in ukrainian.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25923971]How can you say that
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/7b29e36b526a56b7c5f45dddba08754e.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You fapped to that...
She's so young D:
Don't you have morals? :colbert:
ITT: Incest and paedos
[QUOTE=3noneTwo;25949794]Windows + [u]M[/u]asturbate
Of course. It all makes sense now.[/QUOTE]
Windows + [u]D[/u]ick
[QUOTE=Revanold;25955204]You fapped to that...
She's so hot
Don't you have morals? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
She's a hot girl. I like hot girls. No problem here.
She's your sister, you're not biologically supposed to be attracted to her, it's like being attracted to your mother or something. I can easily acknowledge that my sister is hot and that if I wouldn't have known her I would be attracted to her, but I'm not attracted to her like I am with other girls.
[QUOTE=BurnEmDown;25957451]She's your sister, you're not biologically supposed to be attracted to her, it's like being attracted to your mother or something. I can easily acknowledge that my sister is hot and that if I wouldn't have known her I would be attracted to her, but I'm not attracted to her like I am with other girls.[/QUOTE]
He's her cousin, there's a big difference...lmao
[QUOTE=RedDemon;25957488]He's her cousin, there's a big difference...lmao[/QUOTE]
My bad, was confused by all of their talks.
I'm slightly attracted to my cousin :(
Less incest, more comics about fapping and/or incest please.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25922221]Heck yes. When my husband came home from work, thanks to this new handy dandy invention called the microwave, I already had a five course meal on the table. This left me a little time to seduce the handyman into setting up my internet connection to my computer by the dishwasher, where the family would never look. Now if you must excuse me, I'm being asked to make sandwiches, and I have a house to clean.[/QUOTE]
At least you have a sense of humor. Other girls just whine.
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