[QUOTE=Ermandfa;25803626][img_thumb]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4354/pokeryj.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Lol'd @ the poker face
Yeah
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[sp]Fapping, dad storms in looking for something I had, says nothing after that and shuts the door[/sp]
DOnt get me started on the time I got caught humping my bed
Did you say you had an itch?
[QUOTE=eXiv2;25806273]Did you say you had an itch?[/QUOTE]
a massive convulsion thrusting itch?
almost wanted to ask why there isn't a bad sex experience thread.. then i realised i'm on facepunch
[QUOTE=Enoxiz;25806792]almost wanted to ask why there isn't a bad sex experience thread.. then i realised i'm on facepunch[/QUOTE]
The person rating this man dumb is the same faggot we're talking about
Fuck, my mom just got me.
Oh well. She didn't made such a big of a deal of it.
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Luckily i've never been caught, but the worst time i've had was when I couldent orgasm, i was going for ages at full pace. Eventualy I got tiered and gave up.
Let's just say I have a "silly" penis.
[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;25812480]Luckily i've never been caught, but the worst time i've had was when I couldent orgasm, i was going for ages at full pace. Eventualy I got tiered and gave up.
Let's just say I have a "silly" penis.[/QUOTE]
this is called masturbating too much.
[QUOTE=war_man333;25812596]this is called masturbating too much.[/QUOTE]
Really? When that happened I only did it like, once a week.
Is it still possible that was too much?
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True story
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I am fapping with bro in room.
He comes to get paper.
Says "What are you doing?"
I say i'm fixing my pants.
I am believed.
sorry but you were not beleived
[QUOTE=Saza;20663268]So I'm sitting there at my desk, fapping. I'm about ten minutes in, going real slow, and right as I came something in the chair broke, and it spun around. The scene was not unlike one of those sprinklers that goes around really fast with water spraying out. That also happened to be the most forceful cumshot I ever had, too. :byodood:[/QUOTE]
Old gold from a really old thread
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20660070]Embarrassing experience that lead to great things, that actually only happened this weekend:
So with me and my Crossdressing fetish, and being almost home alone (Brother was there, but in his room being A. A weaboo fagot B. Playing TF2 C. Playing WoW) I decide to dress up as a girl using some rolled up boxers, and a T-shirt worn as a dress and stay upstairs and generally have an one-crossdressing fagot orgy until I heard the garage door open. So about thirty minutes pass, I'm still orgying under my bed when the doorbell rings. My brother gets out of his room (His room is downstairs.) and it's one of my friends. My brother sends my friend upstairs, and I'm half naked with improvised dildos in my mouth and ass fapping my brains out. He comes upstairs, and I think when he saw I wasn't at my computer and heard me going "Mhm mhm mhm" and "fap fap fap fap fap fap" he kinda got an idea what I was doing. He walks into my room and sees me on the floor, but doesn't act too surprised at all. He says "I always knew you were some kinda of fagot" and pulls down his pants. We proceed to have sex.
tl;dr: I was megafaging and my friend walking in on me and we had sex.[/QUOTE]
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I forgot she was there, I swear :smith:
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[editline]2nd November 2010[/editline]
Fuckin' mom...
