Worst Fapping Experiences: MS Paint Edition! - General

[QUOTE=psychocyclone85;25965986]That's why I don't watch videos, I just get a picture of a female that fills the roles for what I feel like fappin' to, and then I have my way with her in my mind. The best pornography is the kind you make in your imagination. :buddy:[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kry8agB3u41qa0w0do1_400.jpg[/IMG] IMAAAAAAAGINATION

[IMG]http://s10.directupload.net/images/101110/gc53rot3.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.image-upload.net/images/n4b2uzpf3mkl1a5dx116.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=JackDestiny;25977468][img_thumb]http://s10.directupload.net/images/101110/gc53rot3.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://www.image-upload.net/images/n4b2uzpf3mkl1a5dx116.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Your dad may be just bullshitting just like you :v:

So your dad is saying his first sexytime experience was with a (wo)man named TY? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Ty typically a male name, due to it being short for Tyron/Tyson. . .

Does it look like ty? It's a 14

[img]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/253/fapfrakk.png[/img] Nothing terrible, just having assholes walk in on the rare occasion.

[QUOTE=Cureless;25979899][img_thumb]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/253/fapfrakk.png[/img_thumb] Nothing terrible, just having assholes walk in on the rare occasion.[/QUOTE] What program do you use?

Paint Shop Pro 9, apparently I got rid of paint so I couldn't use it. :frown:

[QUOTE=MintyMginty;25961972]1 disagree from Revanold. Funny that.[/QUOTE] I can't do anything else other than disagree without being called out more :frown:

[QUOTE=Cureless;25980638]Paint Shop Pro 9, apparently I got rid of paint so I couldn't use it. :frown:[/QUOTE] You lost the program?

Deleted it by accident along side some other stuff.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11548486/2nd%20worst%20fap.jpg[/img] Happens Every Time Now god [b]DAMN[/b]

I just fnished fapping three time and I'm STILL fucking hard!

Why are there 8 pages dedicated to discussing Patcher's sister?

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25981874]Why are there 8 pages dedicated to discussing Patcher's sister?[/QUOTE] Because people are really bored and this thread is derailed like a motherfucker.

[QUOTE=JackDestiny;25978833]Does it look like ty? It's a 14[/QUOTE] well now it just doesn't make sense. Silly Jack he should have said "When I was 14"

[img]http://data.fuskbugg.se/dipdip/pinsammtminne.jpg[/img]

was fapping one time one the couch and my friend came to the door and walked right in that sucked balls

[QUOTE=Lickem007;25990636]was fapping one time one the couch and my friend came to the door and walked right in that sucked balls[/QUOTE] You're doing it wrong bro.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;25990659]You're doing it wrong bro.[/QUOTE] i know im just to fucking lazy to make a picture in ms paint

[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/voscb4.png[/IMG]

Finally 200 funnies achievement :v:

[QUOTE=Euphe;25992690]Finally 200 funnies achievement :v:[/QUOTE] It's a shame that no body cares.

[QUOTE=Patcher;25993313]It's a shame that no body cares.[/QUOTE] I do. Still can't get the 100/1000 dumbs ones.

Lol, let's not get derailed, moar pics of patch's sis :3 or better, make a thread about her.

[img]http://pikipimp.com/pp/pimped_photo/s/image/55/306/553/lold.jpg?ts=1289492662373[/img] True story.

[QUOTE=FutureScript;25993569][img_thumb]http://pikipimp.com/pp/pimped_photo/s/image/55/306/553/lold.jpg?ts=1289492662373[/img_thumb] True story.[/QUOTE] Your stickwoman is lacking breasts and a kitchen.

What if you put a computer room inside the kitchen?

- Fapping to a real girls' photos on facebook - She rings the door. Every. Damn. Fucking. time.

[QUOTE=FutureScript;25993569][img_thumb]http://pikipimp.com/pp/pimped_photo/s/image/55/306/553/lold.jpg?ts=1289492662373[/img_thumb] True story.[/QUOTE] Well your name IS dan.