• Worst Fapping Experiences: MS Paint Edition!
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[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_74b59b00.jpg[/img] So, that girl likes me, but i have a girl that i like more so i am not going to date that girl. But she is sexy. Fap fap fap. "Hello, i was just passing by. Are you okay?" Ninja. [editline]12th November 2010[/editline] Also. REALLY start liking a girl. Other girls surround you.
[QUOTE=Euphe;25999129]- Fapping to a real girls' photos on facebook - She rings the door. Every. Damn. Fucking. time.[/QUOTE] wow that's really creepy
[QUOTE=Euphe;25999367] So, that girl likes me, but i have a girl that i like more so i am not going to date that girl. But she is sexy. Fap fap fap. "Hello, i was just passing by. Are you okay?" Ninja. [editline]12th November 2010[/editline] Also. REALLY start liking a girl. Other girls surround you.[/QUOTE] I hate you, I wish I had the option of rejecting someone [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Forever_alone.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Dashiel;26002260]I hate you, I wish I had the option of rejecting someone [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Forever_alone.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] either become famous or filthy rich
I'll try to draw something but keep in mind I can't draw for shit. BEHOLD: [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/69m2di.png[/IMG] [sp]Was having a wank. Only have enough time to close porn. Dad walks in, stands in the doorway, and turns his head away to say goodnight then shuts the door.[/sp]
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26007542]I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Fapped to a woman sucking dick, heard a knock on his door, closed the video, the guy walked in on him and realized what he was doing and left.
It'd look shit in paint but I was in the woods taking a walk with some friends and I was fapping and some old people watched the whole thing.
It looks like your desk is a race car. Fuck man, I wish I had a race car desk....
[QUOTE=desrt_rat;26026866]It looks like your desk is a race car. Fuck man, I wish I had a race car desk....[/QUOTE] I had a racecar bed when I was young. Also, a year ago me and 2 mates flashed our dicks to a CCTV camera, and then I turned around and there was an old guy in a battered fiesta holding his phone up, obviously taking a picture or video-ing us. When we walked up to his car to ask him what he was doing he sped off.
You got pedo'd.
WHAT THE FUCK at some of the shit in this thread.
[QUOTE=myalt22;26027358]I had a racecar bed when I was young. [/QUOTE] lucky bastard
Patcher photobucket says the your image has been moved or deleted i want to read it [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Carne;25957680]I'm slightly attracted to my cousin :([/QUOTE] I'm really attracted to my cousin :smith:
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27068828]Patcher photobucket says the your image has been moved or deleted i want to read it [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] I'm really attracted to my cousin :smith:[/QUOTE] WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS THERE IS A V2 FUCK /ca[s
My parents are always home. I have learnt to fap when they are inside the house.
Theres a V2 even before the thread is closed? WOAH
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25939395][highlight]BACK ON TRACK PEOPLE[/highlight] [img_thumb]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/883/whatswrongwithyourbedda.png[/img_thumb] [B]"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BEDROOM DAMNIT"[/B][/QUOTE] :wtc: No, seriously.
How the fuck is this thread even still alive...
The one time I forget to delete my history (before I started using mozille with private browsing) My dad types something in, and the browser recommends: tentaclerape.net [img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/3193/medium/1279052383758.jpg?1279054176[/img]
[media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1467131/Ouchie.jpg[/media] True story, no decapitations took place, but a lot of pain (and a doctors visit).
[QUOTE=GWMCOCD;27021260][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ir6Uo.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27068828]Patcher photobucket says the your image has been moved or deleted i want to read it [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] I'm really attracted to my cousin :smith:[/QUOTE] What the fuck dude? I made V2 SPECIFICALLY to not bump this ancient thread.
your K's look like R's, OP.
Need a re-upload of Patcher's stuff.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25993313]It's a shame that no body cares.[/QUOTE] Why did I rate you agree? It's not a shame.
who's sister gets in bed with them?
This thread is back! Is patcher around huh?
God dammit, and I posted in V2 D: [QUOTE=iwirthless;27136279][img]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4953/lolrb.png[/img] [sp]You gotta do it when you gotta do it. The kid was just there, staring at me for like 8 minutes before he walked out of the bathroom. Fucking shit was strange, I could not move.[/sp][/QUOTE] Time Paradox :byodood:
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;27133905]Need a re-upload of Patcher's stuff.[/QUOTE] I have to agree.
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