Worst Fapping Experiences: MS Paint Edition!

[ayay]

[img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3900/fap2.jpg[/img]

Gotta love the family over for dinner.

[Saucy]

[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/zl2o1j.jpg[/IMG]

Worst part is,the lock on my door doesn't work. :wth:

[b]EDIT:[/b] FUCK!This just happened again!My mom is a ninja.

[PILLS HERE!]

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;25820037][img_thumb]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3900/fap2.jpg[/img_thumb]

Gotta love the family over for dinner.[/QUOTE]

This was my favorite

[nubscaper]

Holy shit this is the best thread ever.

Im glad ive never been caught.

[Rammlied]

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/muahahahaha.jpg[/IMG]

[Lazyboy0337]

[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/zv342w.png[/IMG]

[shatteredwindow]

I have come really close to getting caught. One time my mom came downstairs while I was fapping, walked right behind me, I turned around and was like "oh shit" and exited and pulled my pants up, she never fucking noticed. Another is when I hear them coming and it fucking freezes.

[HighdefGE]

[img]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/9962/mspaintfunny01.png[/img]

Don't ask.

[honkhonkimacar]

[IMG]http://imgur.com/GxzuB.png[/IMG]

[editline]3rd November 2010[/editline]

excuse my shitty painting skills

[Babnux]

This thread is great. Keep em 'cumming'!

[NoRegard]

[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;25812731]Really? When that happened I only did it like, once a week.
Is it still possible that was too much?[/QUOTE]

this is called not being horny enough

[LieutenantLeek]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/untitled12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031.bmp[/img]

But yeah, that must be it. Also when my mum walked in when I was just cruising the web, asked me if I could look up the weather forecast. Go to Google, click in search bar...
"Lesbians"
"Hot 69"
etc.
Fumbling around, "Ooooookay, let's get rid of that."

... I say aloud.

[Mlisen14]

[img]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh199/mlisen/paf.png?t=1288787695[/img]
This happens regularly too, lucky the door is in the way so I can pretend to be sleeping if it opens. However the same view that the comic is drawn from is the view of my window (leading onto the driveway), so I can be seen in bed if my mum opens the shutters in the morning...

[Ermandfa]

we need more comics

[HWECQI]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11548486/came.jpg[/img]

I accidentally had turned while I was cumming when this happened. I was facing a toilet. My brain was shut off during that time frame you understand

[editline]3rd November 2010[/editline]

I kinda looked at it then... just walked away doing a poker face.

[kytoidomos]

hahaha oh wow.

[professor cool.]

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;25780081][img_thumb]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3300/keafg.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

hey, this thread is about your WORST experience.

[JoeyZ]

You think you guys have it bad,

[img_thumb]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6706/1103001907.jpg[/img_thumb]

I have no door handle.

[img]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7320/lolg.png[/img]

[AnemoneS2]

[QUOTE=Blockjuice II;25794166][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/B1RVG.png[/img_thumb]

I spend way too much time drawing this stuff, but MS Paint is surprisingly fun to draw with.[/QUOTE]

I love you. But that was inaccurate, I freaked out and thought the Christians were right, that I was sinning and somebody sent a devil. The rocks made lots of things fall. :saddowns:

[Haste!]

[img]http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5316/incident.png[/img]

[B]True Story[/B]

I was fapping sometime last month, and right when I'm about to cum, my brother walks in and asks me for some art supplies. In shock, I spin my desk chair around to look at him - Cum launches right when I'm facing him and flies across the room. I'm not talking a little liftoff, I'm talking MACH 2 SPEEDS.

It was so awkward the next week talking to him.

[AnemoneS2]

I was given a box.

[desrt_rat]

[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25838763][URL="http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4939/fuuug.png"][img_thumb]http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4939/fuuug.png[/img_thumb][/URL]

You know, I was under deep concetration, and the big noise put me off. And SOMEHOW some things, began to fall. :science: has failed me.[/QUOTE]

Wait... what?

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[QUOTE=Saza;25814394]Old gold from a really old thread[/QUOTE]
sssh

[myalt22]

Don't blame anything on the dog, otherwise your parents will put Benji down.

[jesse194]

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;25797368][img_thumb]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/91/fapq.jpg[/img_thumb]

Damn dog...

[img_thumb]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3900/fap2.jpg[/img_thumb]

Here's another I made and posted on second page.

Gotta love having family for dinner.[/QUOTE]

troll bucket ftw

[mizzblue]

[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25838763][URL="http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4939/fuuug.png"][img_thumb]http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4939/fuuug.png[/img_thumb][/URL]

You know, I was under deep concetration, and the big noise put me off. And SOMEHOW some things, began to fall.

Read the last page if you don't know what's going on.[/QUOTE]

um. I dont really get it. Care to elaborate for my amusements?

[AnemoneS2]

[QUOTE=mizzblue;25842527]um. I dont really get it. Care to elaborate for my amusements?[/QUOTE]

I was fapping, my neighbours start throwing rocks at the window. I thought it was satan. :frown:

[superdinoman]

[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25842559]I was fapping, my neighbours start throwing rocks at the window. I thought it was satan. :frown:[/QUOTE]

Good thing god, satan, jesus, and the likes of said deities arent real.

Fap away

[professor cool.]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;25842877]Good thing god, satan, jesus, and the likes of said deities arent real.

Fap away[/QUOTE]

oh dont start with that shit.

[superdinoman]

[QUOTE=professor cool.;25843039]oh dont start with that shit.[/QUOTE]

What telling the kid the tooth fairy isnt real is a bad thing?