[QUOTE=superdinoman;25843122]What telling the kid the tooth fairy isnt real is a bad thing?[/QUOTE]
hey, i dont really believe in a higher power either, but come on. argue about this shit in another thread that isnt about drawing yourself jerking off in mspaint.
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25843164]hey, i dont really believe in a higher power either, but come on. argue about this shit in another thread that isnt about drawing yourself jerking off in mspaint.[/QUOTE]
Just trying to help the kid enjoy a good rub off :smug:
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25843164]hey, i dont really believe in a higher power either, but come on. argue about this shit in another thread that isnt about drawing yourself jerking off in mspaint.[/QUOTE]
The first Bieber avatar'd user who is actually mature and has wisdom.
Lets see if anyone remembers...
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Did i just READ?
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Okay. I was busy. Then my brother and his stupid girlfriend started fucking.
What's worse is that an hour later when I thought it was safe, I walked in on them.
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No, Dad. I don't want to become a lawyer, I don't care what the perks are...
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Well, that was interesting.
what the fuck happend here
It makes plenty of sense, she was having a bit of alone time and then her brother's sex was too noisy and ruined it. Then her dad walked in on some cam-sex and she pretended to have a stomach ache.
that's not a girl
I think 133753P34K broke her arm while shlicking, she fell off the chair when her mum entered the room.
She wouldn't take her to the hospital, so she sat there for 3 hours watching Mytbusters to pass the time.
The heck is that discussion about :S
[QUOTE=superdinoman;25843192]Just trying to help the kid enjoy a good rub off :smug:[/QUOTE]
Thank you good sir. You have changed my life.
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This thread is highly entertaining.
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I hope it makes sense.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;25849431]It doesn't.[/QUOTE]
Done cleaning up, go to sleep, wake up with 'leakage.'
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;25819630]i haven't been caught because i am careful[/QUOTE]
i havent been caught because my door has a bolt :smug:
[editline]4th November 2010[/editline]
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i cant cum by fapping
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she is a ninja, i swear to god
dont you have locks?
why do so many people fap on daytime?
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25850156]she is a ninja, i swear to god[/QUOTE]
The winner I gave you means artistic and funny
It was hard to choose
[QUOTE=Matrix374;25850207]dont you have locks?[/QUOTE]
[B]NOW[/B] i do
I hate when I go to huge lengths for preparation and I cum once and I get that 'I'm responsible for the holocaust feeling and Ethiopian starvation' feeling. Is there any way to prevent this?
[QUOTE=RayDark;25850287]I hate when I go to huge lengths for preparation and I cum once and I get that 'I'm responsible for the holocaust feeling and Ethiopian starvation' feeling. Is there any way to prevent this?[/QUOTE]
Man up?
[QUOTE=RayDark;25850287]I hate when I go to huge lengths for preparation and I cum once and I get that 'I'm responsible for the holocaust feeling and Ethiopian starvation' feeling. Is there any way to prevent this?[/QUOTE]
watch more porn!
[QUOTE=-Xemit-;25851105]Locks? I have glass doors.[/QUOTE]
Must be horrible...
I guess I was around 13-14 when this happened.
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I'm not really good at making them in one frame, or a comic. So it's 7 individual photos.
I've been caught many times, tried to hide it everytime. My father knows everytime now, and my mom runs up our stairs and right into my room without knocking. Sucks about my mother, yet "I won't come running if you have your girlfriend over. I promise." Well. My girlfriends sister caught me and my girlfriend too, right before dinner. All she said was sorry, and then she went out of the room and said "but dinner, it's now!". I tried to hide, but I couldn't at my girlfriends house, there's a reason to this but let's not discuss that :v:.
