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After me and my friend hang out he leaves. So I go into my room and start spanking it. After a minute or so he comes back in to get something he forgot...walking into my room. I quickly cover myself with a towel and I tell him I fell.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25851580][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/3531884e2674dc0b911771e33ab8a0db.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
OH why does it load for so damn long
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[QUOTE=Patcher;25852862][img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/fwnh4h.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You're quite good at drawing penises good sir.
[B]Oh damnit i forget the best one!!!!
This one was great! It was the first time i fapped in a public place and got caught by some women
hang on drawing!!![/B]
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25852934]You're quite good at drawing penises good sir.[/QUOTE]
It was my first (drawn) penis actually :v:
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[B]she was very polite and didn't really say anything
i got off at the next stop and waited for a diffrent train[/B]
why would you jerk off on a train anyway.
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25854771]why would you jerk off on a train anyway.[/QUOTE]
more like why [B]WOULDN'T[/B] you!
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[B]she was very polite and didn't really say anything
i got off at the next stop and waited for a diffrent train[/B][/QUOTE]
Did you get laid?
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25854771]why would you jerk off on a train anyway.[/QUOTE]
I jerked off on a bus once. It was a really late bus back from my mates house and no one was on it except me and the bus driver. I'm sat at the back of the bus and I was just like "Fuck it, I'll have a wank" so I did.
True story
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When fapping at 2am make sure you get all of it
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25853119][img_thumb]http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6198/thankgoditwasntalittleg.png[/img_thumb]
[B]she was very polite and didn't really say anything
i got off at the next stop and waited for a diffrent train[/B][/QUOTE]
I was expecting an 'And then I got head' frame at the bottom.
i'm enjoying this, there must be more places where i fapped and stuff happened!
[editline]4th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Saza;25857422][img_thumb]http://uppix.net/6/d/d/2eeebef8b2106eff2e87faa8b207d.png[/img_thumb]
When fapping at 2am make sure you get all of it[/QUOTE]
ah yes.. the "lonely corner fap"
Almost better than LMAO pics, I say.
[QUOTE=Saza;25857422][img_thumb]http://uppix.net/6/d/d/2eeebef8b2106eff2e87faa8b207d.png[/img_thumb]
When fapping at 2am make sure you get all of it[/QUOTE]
According to this picture I need to see a photo of the second panel IRL so I can fap to it. Thanks for understanding.
In return, I may give you the reference pic of me in the bathtub.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25857442]
ah yes.. the "lonely corner fap"[/QUOTE]
I do this quite a lot, it's the only place I can do it without being seen. If I do it in front my computer, you can see it from my sister's room AND the window, if I do it on my bed, same with the sister's room, and she's usually in there. The corner is the ONE PLACE.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25857608]According to this picture I need to see a photo of the second panel IRL so I can fap to it. Thanks for understanding.
In return, I may give you the reference pic of me in the bathtub.[/QUOTE]
I'm underage.
[sp]but I will gladly accept that reference picture assuming you're not[/sp]
It's funny how every single comic after I posted mine has at least one face with this cute purple gay lines under the eyes :3
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Saza;25857663]
I'm underage.
[/QUOTE]
You can PM me it.
I will gladly send you the reference pic when I will make it, because I drew it first, then I thought I should make a pic like that and be a famous internet pornstar or something.
I feel like I'm in Gaypunch again
[QUOTE=Patcher;25857706]It's funny how every single comic after I posted mine has at least one face with this cute purple gay lines under the eyes :3[/QUOTE]
I did get an idea. That and an old comic in the TF2 section that had nothing to do with TF the same thing happened :v:
[editline]4th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Patcher;25857706]
You can PM me it.
[/QUOTE]
What the fuck, man.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25857706]It's funny how every single comic after I posted mine has at least one face with this cute purple gay lines under the eyes :3
[/QUOTE]
[B]honestly.. i never noticed it..[/B]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1006047-I-Just-Accidentally-Peed-in-my-Mouth[/url]
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25046223]I needed to piss really badly, but was also horny. I thought, "Hey, you can never piss yourself in the middle of a fap, so I'll just fap first."
So I was lying down on my bed wanking, and I was prepared for a belly-landing, so naturally it was facing slightly toward me.
I knew I could never cum the entire distance from my dick to my face, so there was no risk involved.
I started feeling something rising up inside me, although it did feel slightly different from what it normally feels like when approaching the finale, but I didn't think about that very hard.
The pressure was building up and building up until it finally exploded, and suddenly I realized [i][b]THAT'S PISS, NOT CUM[/i][/b].
At that point I was wrestling with myself trying to stop pissing everywhere, but it is [i]really[/i] difficult to stop in the middle of going...
And then it happened.
About a teaspoon of it landed in my mouth.
"JARATE!"
It didn't make it very far, just in the front of my mouth, but it did land on my tongue... Didn't taste as bad as I expected, but still pretty horrible (luckily I hadn't eaten any asparagus).
I almost puked after that happened, but managed to run to the shower where I spent the next hour or so with my mouth open and facing the water, just rinsing it out over and over again.
Then I cleaned my sheets.
I still haven't eaten or drank anything, or even swallowed any spit, since then. It still feels like there's something there... Every few minutes I go to the sink to rinse my mouth out again.
Yeah yeah, give me gaybows and boxes if you feel like it.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25853119][img_thumb]http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6198/thankgoditwasntalittleg.png[/img_thumb]
[B]she was very polite and didn't really say anything
i got off at the next stop and waited for a diffrent train[/B][/QUOTE]
Why is she holding a fake pink mustache in front of her face?
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25858237][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1006047-I-Just-Accidentally-Peed-in-my-Mouth[/url]
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/bb64d3b6e1b626a2e95966af514c0988.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Euphe;25847411]Did i just READ?
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=john_frohman;25858422]Why is she holding a fake pink mustache in front of her face?[/QUOTE]
she was blushing
and on another note!
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[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25858620]she was blushing
and on another note!
[/QUOTE]
Sorry what? I don't get it...
I came this close to doing it
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scary
[QUOTE=myalt22;25858672]Sorry what? I don't get it...[/QUOTE]
It was such an intense orgasm so he exploded. Literally.
[QUOTE=myalt22;25858672]Sorry what? I don't get it...[/QUOTE]
when people blush, their face goes red-pinky it's hard to draw someone blushing so i just drew that..
This is one of the most entertaining threads I've ever [I]come to.[/I]
Thanks guys! This should be a thread that gets multiple versions like LMAO pics.
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On an airplane, heading to Australia. I went to go jerk in the bathroom, and right when I was about to cum, the pilot announces that there's gonna be turbulence.
You can guess what happened.
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