Worst Fapping Experiences: MS Paint Edition! - General

That never happened

That is actually really creepy.

Yeah cause a girl's first thought when the creepy guy on the bus is masturbating is to suck him off. And the chair disappears in the 3rd panel.

this is the epitome of men in general

[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/Achievement_unlocked!.png[/img] [img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=So%20many%20alts...&b=Get%20rated%20funny%20100%20times%20in%20a%20single%20post!&c=u&e=http://filesmelt.com/dl/Funny_smaller.png&f=1[/img] Dem finally!

[QUOTE=Patcher;25866495][img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/8x8osp.png[/img_thumb] Alternative: [media]http://i51.tinypic.com/33cnqx0.png[/media][/QUOTE] Havenobody noticed where it said "generic anime shit" on the pic?

[QUOTE=Patcher;25869102]Havenobody noticed where it said "generic anime shit" on the pic?[/QUOTE] Ah lol! Also noticed "Penis" and Gabe in contacts

[QUOTE=Patcher;25866495][img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/8x8osp.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] get a load of this hornses ass.

[QUOTE=Dirf;25858801][img_thumb]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3319/20307559.png[/img_thumb] On an airplane, heading to Australia. I went to go jerk in the bathroom, and right when I was about to cum, the pilot announces that there's gonna be turbulence. You can guess what happened.[/QUOTE] when was this? if it was in november last year i hope your not on the same flight as me

Don't you people lock your door?

[QUOTE=Ker‎o;25870949]Don't you people lock your door?[/QUOTE] I have no locks. But my door somehow greatly isolates my room. I mean even if i am fapping nobody can hear it in other rooms.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3794151/General%20Tomfoolery/gagf.jpg[/img]

seriously? why dont you have locks? :iiam:

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;25847319]Lets see if anyone remembers... [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2yx3v4h.png[/img_thumb][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ohmygod3.png[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE] Not MS Paint but related. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Patrick_learned_the_hard_way1.png[/img] To this day I still wonder if Wonky still hates me for this.

Baha.

Can't be arsed to draw nothin' I was fappin' away and I heard my doorknob turn, since it's a fidgety piece of shit I had about a second and a half before the door opened and I was caught. In that second and a half I closed all my porn windows, and wrassled my dick back into my trousers. All before the door got even halfway open. Then my friend comes in, walks over and sits in the chair next to mine and opens his laptop. He never suspected a thing :smug:

[QUOTE=Sitkero;25872339]Can't be arsed to draw nothin' I was fappin' away and I heard my doorknob turn, since it's a fidgety piece of shit I had about a second and a half before the door opened and I was caught. In that second and a half I closed all my porn windows, and wrassled my dick back into my trousers. All before the door got even halfway open. Then my friend comes in, walks over and sits in the chair next to mine and opens his laptop. He never suspected a thing :smug:[/QUOTE] Got a bit bored... [IMG]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9319/423432423423423432432.png[/IMG] So made this. But I dont fap myself... And watch the gaybows roll in!

Men everywhere, we must unite in mind to create an outfit that pulls it's pants upward or releases fake trousers down your legs whenever we stand NEVER BE CAUGHT AGAIN

[QUOTE=Bletotum;25876683]Men everywhere, we must unite in mind to create an outfit that pulls it's pants upward or releases fake trousers down your legs whenever we stand NEVER BE CAUGHT AGAIN[/QUOTE] Yeah! A reason to make a full AI that will controll the situation and will be able to detect MOMS and SISTERS from a mile.

Or pants who do the work for you without having to take them off. :v:

Or you could spend the time you normally spend fapping trying to get a girlfriend... x) Edit: Or boyfriend, if that's how you butter your toast.

Because people with girlfriends never fap... Not.

Hehe, I think it would help the situation a bit, at least.

[img]http://gyazo.com/6f557ebbbee50639a80cbd1791ff7915.png[/img] from me

[QUOTE=Grey;25878532][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/6f557ebbbee50639a80cbd1791ff7915.png[/img_thumb] from me[/QUOTE] This happens far to much...

[QUOTE=superdinoman;25878841]This happens far to much...[/QUOTE] Thats why I have this nifty little thing called the exit button.

[QUOTE=apurplerock;25878947]Thats why I have this nifty little thing called the exit button.[/QUOTE] Steam takes a long ass time to start back up so I leave it up. However it seems anytime sexytime comes up people start spamming me to talk. :crying:

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ad.PNG[/IMG]

[img]http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1364325_f260.jpg[/img] Guys who don't have locks, I recommend one of these, or the simpler, easier to install version.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;25878841]This happens far to much...[/QUOTE] I usually just set my status to busy. There should be a status you can set to "Jerking off."