• Worst Fapping Experiences: MS Paint Edition!
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[QUOTE=Reactors;25880092]I usually just set my status to busy. There should be a status you can set to "Jerking off."[/QUOTE] 2 things Valve needs to add to Steam that Xfire has Send/Share files Custom Status
[IMG]http://imgur.com/aombs.png[/IMG] Don't even ask.
[QUOTE=Partyprime;25881017][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/aombs.png[/img_thumb] Don't even ask.[/QUOTE] WELL. I NOW NOT ONLY IMAGINED THAT, BUT I SAW THAT TWICE. Stop scaring me D: [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=superdinoman;25880376]2 things Valve needs to add to Steam that Xfire has Send/Share files Custom Status[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Jerking.png[/img] Some quick thing
[QUOTE=Euphe;25881052]WELL. I NOW NOT ONLY IMAGINED THAT, BUT I SAW THAT TWICE. Stop scaring me D: [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Jerking.png[/img_thumb] Some quick thing[/QUOTE] Not to far from the truth though.
You can imagine.
[QUOTE=phuwnaren;25873015]Got a bit bored... [img_thumb]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9319/423432423423423432432.png[/img_thumb] So made this. But I dont fap myself... And watch the gaybows roll in![/QUOTE] Oh my god get out of my head I had a CRT monitor at the time, and g'day is exactly what I said. Please stop reading my mind it makes me paranoid
[QUOTE=Partyprime;25881017][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/aombs.png[/img_thumb] Don't even ask.[/QUOTE] You have no balls.
[QUOTE=phuwnaren;25873015]Got a bit bored... [img_thumb]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9319/423432423423423432432.png[/img_thumb] So made this. But I dont fap myself... And watch the gaybows roll in![/QUOTE] I don't understand last panel
you guys have no idea how hard it is to fap for me, my parents dont let me have a computer in my room so our only computer is in the living room
[QUOTE=Shortyish;25882499]you guys have no idea how hard it is to fap for me, my parents dont let me have a computer in my room so our only computer is in the living room[/QUOTE] Cool story bro
[QUOTE=superdinoman;25880376]2 things Valve needs to add to Steam that Xfire has Send/Share files Custom Status[/QUOTE] I doubt the file sharing. I bet Valve is going to add a security for "piracy" by vac-banning everyone who sends "suspicious" files.
Someone draw this for me since I can't draw. I was fapping once, then right as I was about to climax, the dog jumped on my dick and started licking me in the face. PAIN! True story. She was just sitting there staring at me then LEAP! SMASH!
[QUOTE=Euphe;25877674]Yeah! A reason to make a full AI that will controll the situation and will be able to detect MOMS and [b]SISTERS[/b] from a mile.[/QUOTE] But then My sister will wake up when I will fap to her at night. [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Grey;25878532][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/6f557ebbbee50639a80cbd1791ff7915.png[/img_thumb] from me[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/k0pqn6.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/IMG_2096.jpg[/IMG] [media]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/IMG_2098-1-1.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=Patcher;25889589][img_thumb]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/IMG_2096.jpg[/img_thumb] [media]http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz206/Patcher213/IMG_2098-1-1.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] nice drawing
[QUOTE=Johan123;25890028]nice drawing[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/870ad7a0b62fff1228ce0afbed65fb69.png[/img] wat :v: (Don't look at the names)
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25882254]You have no balls.[/QUOTE] Cat ate 'em.
I'm ashamed of all of you, I was never caught. even i was close to being caught i still didn't get caught
well I don't have any doors so
I have created a golden thread. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Random war flash backs, those will definitely kill your boner real quick.
[QUOTE=Doc_Fisherman;25900217]Random war flash backs, those will definitely kill your boner real quick.[/QUOTE] So THATS why Bill is always so mean...
[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2iarb88.jpg[/IMG] Random deaths of boners ftl
How could I forget this incident? [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/oww.png[/IMG] Hurt for days.
Why would you do that?
I was jacking off to some porn I looked up on the ps3, and I have a huge ass TV. My mom walks in as soon as I pull my pants down to jack, then she walks in my room, I change tabs and she asks me to show me what I was looking at. I then close the browser.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;25907901]Why would you do that?[/QUOTE] I'm not really sure...
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;25908821]I'm not really sure...[/QUOTE] was the pain hot :q:
Snip. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/28iuo7t.jpg[/IMG] There we go.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25878043]Or you could spend the time you normally spend fapping trying to get a girlfriend... x) Edit: Or boyfriend, if that's how you butter your toast.[/QUOTE] Most guys, even ones with healthy sex lives, masturbate, and as suck, we butter our toast with out fucking dicks. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] Plus it's not like we have girl friends 24/7
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