I don't eat toast either I'd rather just eat the butter
Right, but from what I gather, yall spend a LOT of time doing it.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25909687]Right, but from what I gather, yall spend a LOT of time doing it.[/QUOTE]
Well of course, most guys, and like I said already, even guys that have sex regularly, wank one a week to about once a day, over the course of years, so yeah, that is a lot.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25909687]Right, but from what I gather, yall spend a LOT of time doing it.[/QUOTE]
You do NOT want to sniff my left middle finger and you do NOT want to be punched by my right arm.
so I had a wank, and 4 ropes of splooge flew over my shoulder.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;25909749]You do NOT want to sniff my left middle finger and you do NOT want to be punched by my right arm.[/QUOTE]
I was like, sniff his left middle finger... oh fucking christ
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25909687]Right, but from what I gather, yall spend a LOT of time doing it.[/QUOTE]
We're on facepunch. We're all pretty much loosers, less than a quarter of us have significant others.
[img]http://gyazo.com/c9e180d518fbd622c7af18eb120135bd.png[/img]
LOCKS EXIST FOR A REASON DAMN IT.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25909793]We're on facepunch. We're all pretty much loosers, less than a quarter of us have significant others.[/QUOTE]
No you're not. D: Or at least, you'll never stop being that if you continue to think that.
Whats a girl doing in the fap thread anyways
[QUOTE=KEITH1437;25909896][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/c9e180d518fbd622c7af18eb120135bd.png[/img_thumb]
LOCKS EXIST FOR A REASON DAMN IT.[/QUOTE]
So your door lock is on the [B]outside[/B] of the door? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a lock in the first place?
[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25909992]Whats a girl doing in the fap thread anyways[/QUOTE]
She liked my drawn dicks and came here to see if there is more. Rated myself agree
[QUOTE=BURG;25910059]So your door lock is on the [B]outside[/B] of the door? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a lock in the first place?[/QUOTE]
Keys, man. The locks are more of a suggestion in my house.
[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25909992]Whats a girl doing in the fap thread anyways[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't you like to know. ;)
[QUOTE=BURG;25910059]So your door lock is on the [B]outside[/B] of the door? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a lock in the first place?[/QUOTE]
Ask this man
[img]http://thetvaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dexter6.jpg[/img]
my goddamn dog wants to sniff my dick whenever I fap
[QUOTE=Xolo;25910287]my goddamn dog wants to sniff my dick whenever I fap[/QUOTE]
You must be smelly down thar.
[QUOTE=Xolo;25910287]my goddamn dog wants to sniff my dick whenever I fap[/QUOTE]
Better than jumping and stomping on your dick like one of my dogs did :saddowns:
[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25909992]Whats a girl doing in the fap thread anyways[/QUOTE]
Assuming it actually is a girl, I'd say just looking for some attention.
Nope, just learning about guys. And the comics are hilarious.
If you want to learn about guys, there are better ways. It's easier for a girl to get laid than a guy.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25910677]If you want to learn about guys, there are better ways. It's easier for a girl to get laid than a guy.[/QUOTE]
Because there are much more pretty girls than guys. Or that guys have pretty low self-esteem and they will fuck any girl. Pretty guys can get laid as same as pretty girls, I know that.
That's not my concern. I have a boyfriend. But I really didn't know much on this subject. :3
Give him a bj like a good girlfriend and then you will know. Just suck his dick, not much to know.
[QUOTE=Revanold;25900610][img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2iarb88.jpg[/img_thumb]
Random deaths of boners ftl[/QUOTE]
Jesus... I thought I was the only one.
No nasal delivery technology for me I guess
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25910722]That's not my concern. I have a boyfriend. But I really didn't know much on this subject. :3[/QUOTE]
Ask him then. Or if he's too less of a man to know something about his kind, ask me.
When is fapmastery gonna be put back up anyways?
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Patcher;25910977]Ask him than.[/QUOTE]
then
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25910980]When is fapmastery gonna be put back up anyways?
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
then[/QUOTE]
I edited that right away after I posted actually. You are fast.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25910994]I edited that right away after I posted actually. You are fast.[/QUOTE]
Well, we just happened to post at the same time.
[QUOTE=Patcher;25890412][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/870ad7a0b62fff1228ce0afbed65fb69.png[/img_thumb]
wat :v: (Don't look at the names)[/QUOTE]
Please look at the names :(
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