[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50720289]I read that as dab :v:.[/QUOTE]
Dab can?
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[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;50720292]you should invest in a pair of glasses!!
that's filthy though[/QUOTE]
Glasses are for fuckin' nerds :v:.
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;50720292]that's filthy though[/QUOTE]
Filthy death for a filthy habit.
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How do you do that Emily[/QUOTE]
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A dwarf in my fortress was accused of murder via vampirism.
His sentence?
Fifty blows with a warhammer. The intent is to maim not kill, but the suspect is not expected to survive.
The executioner started at the feet [I]and worked his way up.[/I]
:scream:
what a one to win it on
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[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;50720312]A dwarf in my fortress was accused of murder via vampirism.
His sentence?
[U][I][B]Fifty blows with a warhammer.[/B][/I][/U] The intent is to maim not kill, but the suspect is not expected to survive.
[U][B]The executioner started at the feet [I]and worked his way up.[/I][/B][/U]
:scream:[/QUOTE]
[t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/1/1a/SteelWarhammer_SK.png/revision/latest?cb=20121012192841[/t]
[B]Holy fuck.[/B]
requesting that brief dwarf fortress excerpt about somethingsomething demon whatever attacks dwarf dude cracking his skull and etc
then the dwarf dude stands back up
Dwarves are hardcore motherfuckers
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720344]Executioners are useless, law is useless, put the executioner in a small room and flood the room with magma. Save yourself the trouble.[/QUOTE]
I am the law.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;50720312]A dwarf in my fortress was accused of murder via vampirism.
His sentence?
Fifty blows with a warhammer. The intent is to maim not kill, but the suspect is not expected to survive.
The executioner started at the feet [I]and worked his way up.[/I]
:scream:[/QUOTE]
Wow Dwarf Fortress is a lot more detailed than I thought.
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720351]There is no law in Dwarf country
you don't know the half of it
I bet you would be surprised to know that Dwarf Fortress simulates all bones in the body of every creature (those who have bones, that is), blood vessels, every major organ, tendons, fat, muscle, skin, and nerves, all as seperate entities
combat will constantly track the severing, breaking, cutting, or outright removal of these parts. Dwarves can, for example, have their skin melt off. Sometimes their fat boils under even more extreme heat.[/QUOTE]
Woah.
Guess I was a off put by it's weird looks.
[QUOTE=matt000024;50720347]I am the law.[/QUOTE]
dreddgasm
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vibin p hard tbh
also not havin a good night tbh
[QUOTE=Infab;50720319][t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/1/1a/SteelWarhammer_SK.png/revision/latest?cb=20121012192841[/t]
[B]Holy fuck.[/B][/QUOTE]
I mean in the long run, I guess it's a better fate than the guy that was bit by a werewolf.
Since I can't just put an innocent to the sword (and he [I]was[/I] an innocent; he was bitten in battle), I had to frame him using one of the vampire's previous victims so that the werewolf could be locked up. Then once he was in the cell, I bricked up the door and just left him in there.
He's been in that 3*3-meter cell for two years now. Since werewolves are biologically immortal but can't break down walls, he'll be in there for all eternity, because of an affliction he could not control.
Sometimes I check up on him. All he does is meditate, pray to the gods, and count the minutes until he transforms again. He hasn't seen his wife and two children since he was bitten, and he will outlive all of them without ever seeing them again.
Dwarf fortress is the game i want every game to be
well its getting late, time for sleeps
good night y'all :dogsleep:
make sure your laptop's wireless card isnt fucking up your pci express root ports
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720375]put him in a room and flood the room with magma, his existence is a liability
c'mon, you gotta dwarf properly. These are reasonable things, not dwarfy things.[/QUOTE]
Sadly I hadn't reached magma yet when he was bitten, and it's too much of a risk if I ever let him out again.
Maybe I'll commission an craftsdwarf to sculpt a statue of him or something.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;50720372]I mean in the long run, I guess it's a better fate than the guy that was bit by a werewolf.
Since I can't just put an innocent to the sword (and he [I]was[/I] an innocent; he was bitten in battle), I had to frame him using one of the vampire's previous victims so that the werewolf could be locked up. Then once he was in the cell, I bricked up the door and just left him in there.
He's been in that 3*3-meter cell for two years now. Since werewolves are biologically immortal but can't break down walls, he'll be in there for all eternity, because of an affliction he could not control.
Sometimes I check up on him. All he does is meditate, pray to the gods, and count the minutes until he transforms again. He hasn't seen his wife and two children since he was bitten, and he will outlive all of them without ever seeing them again.[/QUOTE]
I'd show mercy and give him a quick death. That way, he doesn't have to suffer for an eternity.
I'm beyond restless and upset. This entire weekend has been terrible just after one day and o just feel awe full.
Just on Friday alone I was dehydrated most the day and sick because of it, one my tired sprung a leak and we had to put down my childhood dog all on the same day and I had drill for my reserve unit. In short I just had an abysmal day Friday and it's screwing me over big time. I can't sleep nor do I wanna eat either. I'm just all sorts of messed up right now.
[QUOTE]However, it was too slow. She couldn’t gather the energy to fire in time and had to abandon the act as the dragon raised a claw and cleaved a clean claw mark into the earth, like three rows of earth ready to be filled with seeds. If that was too slow, then maybe she could try focusing the energy somewhere else? Rhyalis told her energy can be used in many ways, all she would need to do is make one that works for her. She decided to try her arm instead, glowing white energy beginning to circle her left forearm as she traveled around to the side of the beast, its head turning to follow her as it stayed wary of her new movement. Its mouth started to flare with flame again. She closed the gap between them staying just meters away as she slammed her energy reinforced arm into the earth, releasing a wave of energy up as if she just slapped the surface of a pool. The energy crashed into the dragon and in its surprise it fell over onto its side with a screech. The cultists looked on with interest now, as did Tyrie. She saw she had a chance, if it’s this slow then she can beat it if she can hit somewhere weak. She thought about the weakpoint only then because even after that lightshow, the dragon stood up. It appeared to be damaged with some scales lifted off its hide and some blood trickling, but that was not nearly enough to subdue it. It stared at her and she felt its burning anger. It was livid.[/QUOTE]
ehh it works but i feel like i'll need to edit it later
[QUOTE=Infab;50720383]I'd show mercy and give him a quick death. That way, he doesn't have to suffer for an eternity.[/QUOTE]
Sadly that's not how it works.
Since he's technically not done something wrong, dwarven justice will not allow me to kill him without causing some serious uproar. I'd have to wait until he was turned and send my military in, but then I risk even more people getting bitten and then we have an outbreak.
If there was another way I'd do it. This dwarf is a good person and hasn't done anything wrong. But this is, unfortunately, the only way.
People who like to shove their social justice shit where it isn't wanted or needed, especially in fantasy universes, for its own sake (i'm not against characters with a good backstory and development beyond the racism/discrimination angles, but pastiches put together for the sake of representation.) annoy me a lot. Personally, we should get these people to do some fantasy worldbuilding and see if they do a better job than most of the worlds extant on media right now.
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720398]no, you can get his cell to be a room which has a floodgate connected to a magma vent, then wire the floodgate to a lever outside of the room
it'll be really cool[/QUOTE]
His cell is cramped up between a bunch of actually-important rooms, so I couldn't even if I wanted to.
No way out of it, he's destined to become the living spirit of the fortress.
[editline]fdgjkh[/editline]
I agree though, werebeasts are the bane of civilization. Even goblins at least fall for my hallway of flailing warhammers.
actually now that i think about it dragons dont typically have a weakpoint outside of dragon's dogma dont they
nyeeehhhh
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;50720403]actually now that i think about it dragons dont typically have a weakpoint outside of dragon's dogma dont they
nyeeehhhh[/QUOTE]
Unless you're able to target specific parts like appendages like dragon inquisition lets you do. Then yeah most games are pretty much tank and spank dragons
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;50720403]actually now that i think about it dragons dont typically have a weakpoint outside of dragon's dogma dont they
nyeeehhhh[/QUOTE]
everything is weak to being hit in the face with a sword
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720405]if the door is made of magma-safe materials and then you designate the door to not be opened by pets or dwarves nobody will enter again, then you can do what must be done for the security of the world[/QUOTE]
A.) There hasn't been a door to his cell for two years, he broke it down in a were-craze so I replaced it with a brick wall.
B.) The prison hall has important shit all around it in three dimensions.
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