[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;50720406]everything is weak to being hit in the face with a sword[/QUOTE]
Young Tyrie doesn't have a sword unfortunately.
This is a test between a Hybrid and practically a test-tube generated dragon.
What happens to a package during non-business days? Does it exist in limbo from Saturday to Monday?
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720419]yeah but wouldn't it be really funny if you accidentally made a mistake[/QUOTE]
"oops i accidentally the entire fortress"
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720419]yeah but wouldn't it be really funny if you accidentally made a mistake[/QUOTE]
That's it, I'm nicknaming my insane professor/engineer dwarf "Xubs" :v:.
dude just fucking litter his cell with silver and call it a goddamn day assisted suicide isn't illegal for a dwarf
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720428]also, jails are designated, right? Meaning you could designate him into a jail much farther away? Then, just build a jail near the first magma lake you find and do it that way.[/QUOTE]
you're just a bit obsessed with magma arent you :wideeye:
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720428]also, jails are designated, right? Meaning you could designate him into a jail much farther away? Then, just build a jail near the first magma lake you find and do it that way.[/QUOTE]
Technically he has no sentence pending since he was [del]framed[/del] convicted two years ago and his official sentence was only 150 days long. So if I tried to move him, the dwarves would just release him back into the public instead.
But if I build a drawbridge over my magma pit and then assign the dwarf to a burrow over the bridge, I might be able to kill him that way, as long as he doesn't turn halfway through the process.
It's too much effort for literally negative amounts of gain though. He understands why he's confined in the cell and his so does his family. Knowing that the dwarf is actually dead and gone would destroy that family.
[QUOTE=Xubs;50720459]as long as nobody sees it, nobody will know, and thus nobody will get sad
I am practical, just like the Dwarf[/QUOTE]
You underestimate the psionic potential of dwarves.
On an unrelated note, let me tell you all the story of the goblin that tried to siege my fortress.
This goblin had heard stories of my fortress and just [I]had[/I] to take it over. He gathered a warband of about a dozen other goblins and rode for my fortress.
Upon arrival, the fortress was put on alert; everyone ran inside and the front gate slammed shut. The only way in was a tiny corridor off to the side. Thus, the raiding party bolted for the corridor as fast as they could.
Little did they know that this corridor was filled with traps.
As the party entered the corridor, the first two goblins out in front were suddenly ensnared in cages that dropped from the ceiling. There was no way the goblins could force the cages apart, so the party pressed on. Up ahead of them was a large set of spinning silver warhammers, flailing in a deadly cyclone of silver. But this also didn't stop the goblin, who was now at the front of the pack.
The goblin managed to deflect the first three hammers with his shield, while very-narrowly dodging the next two that came at him. The next hammer, however, came down and slammed him square in the gut, making him retch. Another hammer then came down on his kneecap, smashing it so hard that his leg bent backwards and popped out of its hip socket. He was strong-minded, though, and shouted to the party that he could press on. Then another hammer landed right on his neck, liquefying his spinal cord and paralyzing him. As he lost control of his limbs and his sword fell to the ground, more hammers started to hit him, first mashing his legs into pulp, and then crushing the air out of his lungs, one by one. By now, he's wheezing to the goblins behind him that all hope is lost - a sentence cut short when a hammer crushes his windpipe into the bloody pile that used to be his lungs. Then, still fully aware of everything that was happening to him, the last hammer came right down on his little head, jamming his skull right through his brain.
After everything was done and the last crawling goblin was skewered on a sword, the only two survivors would be the two caged goblins. One of them would be killed while trying to escape from the slaver I sold him to. The other would be the lucky being to inaugurate my new magma pit.
Moral of the story is: Don't fuck with my fortress.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;50720427]That's it, I'm nicknaming my insane professor/engineer dwarf "Xubs" :v:.[/QUOTE]
like worst profession for a dwarf. if you aren't creating crafts, mining, or carving, you're basically a nuisance to dwarven society.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/3fFLECq.jpg[/t]
bought this today
four days..
[QUOTE=Limed00d;50720533]four days..[/QUOTE]
???
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7Srb0ib.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/AGnAL4j.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/c5J4XCl.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Vf9Qi7B.png[/img]
Which one, lads? Also, black border or not?
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;50720585][img]http://i.imgur.com/7Srb0ib.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/AGnAL4j.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/c5J4XCl.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Vf9Qi7B.png[/img]
Which one, lads? Also, black border or not?[/QUOTE]
2
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;50720585][img]http://i.imgur.com/7Srb0ib.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/AGnAL4j.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/c5J4XCl.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Vf9Qi7B.png[/img]
Which one, lads? Also, black border or not?[/QUOTE]
3 is happy and i like happy so pick number 3
personally I like 1
obviously the only solution is to slideshow it
3
death knight is so fucking fun holy shit
i'm pressing a million buttons at a million miles an hour and shitting out assloads of damage
okay gunna go to sleep way past my bedtime probably going to be grumpy tomorrow nini
1 week rotation it is
[editline]16th July 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=KillRay;50720637][IMG]http://puu.sh/q3sQ8/d2736302e0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Translation:
[I]I[/I] is an interval containing all numbers between 0 and 1 inclusive, [I]f[/I] is a function that maps [I]I[/I] to a real number, and [I]f[/I] is smooth. For all [I]x[/I] in the given interval, the n-th derivative of [I]f[/I]([I]x[/I]) is zero, where n is some arbitrary integer. Intuitively this tells me that [I]f[/I]([I]x[/I]) is a polynomial function because no other function fulfils this criteria; exponential functions and trigonometric functions will never equal zero no matter how many times you differentiate them, nor will anything with negative or non-integer powers. I don't know how to prove it though.
as someone who has read the dark tower books multiple times i should be able to see a picture of a scene and know what that scene is
[img]http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/1468432158/nkhkihigtfyftrdtd.jpg[/img]
when the fuck is this
the first book is in the desert
the second book is on a beach
the third book is in the plains/ a destroyed city
when the fuck was matthew mcconaughey "generic bad man" walking through like a fuckin street with people in hoodies and sneakers and women in latex with leopard print high heels
what is this
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;50720777]what is this[/QUOTE]
They're starting with one of the later books instead of the first one.
but why
i'm so confused with most of what's happening with this adaptation
i was down with idris elba as roland. i'm not down with basically everything else i've seen
Also, TTT stuff is done downloading. Whenever you guys decide to do it again, I can join in now.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;50720777]as someone who has read the dark tower books multiple times i should be able to see a picture of a scene and know what that scene is
[IMG]http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/1468432158/nkhkihigtfyftrdtd.jpg[/IMG]
when the fuck is this
the first book is in the desert
the second book is on a beach
the third book is in the plains/ a destroyed city
when the fuck was matthew mcconaughey "generic bad man" walking through like a fuckin street with people in hoodies and sneakers and women in latex with leopard print high heels
what is this[/QUOTE]
some people speculate that that is at [sp]Dixie Pig[/sp]
There is also speculation that the movie(s) [sp] take place during the next cycle after the last book.[/sp]
Today was pretty great. First day of the convention and had a fair few photos taken of me, and managed to score a mask I've been looking to get for a good while now! Looking forward to tomorrow as well so I can get there a little earlier.
[t]https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13710700_1729342844003146_6759553304105361615_o.jpg[/t]
(Black w/ red nose)
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;50720664]1 week rotation it is
[editline]16th July 2016[/editline]
Translation:
[I]I[/I] is an interval containing all numbers between 0 and 1 inclusive, [I]f[/I] is a function that maps [I]I[/I] to a real number, and [I]f[/I] is smooth. For all [I]x[/I] in the given interval, the n-th derivative of [I]f[/I]([I]x[/I]) is zero, where n is some arbitrary integer. Intuitively this tells me that [I]f[/I]([I]x[/I]) is a polynomial function because no other function fulfils this criteria; exponential functions and trigonometric functions will never equal zero no matter how many times you differentiate them, nor will anything with negative or non-integer powers. I don't know how to prove it though.[/QUOTE]
I've yet to look at the problem but usually this meme is unsolveable
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