I'm just imagining 10 years down the road when he's in court for theft and his defence goes like this:
Your Honour, it's your job to help me get money. No one ever told me I shouldn't steal. What do you mean it's in the law? No one ever reads the law. I've never met a single person that had the one thought and said "I should read the law".
[QUOTE=postal;50730810]someone screenshot all of this for the blues to see plz thx[/QUOTE]
[t]https://files.catbox.moe/vad30k.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;50730801]we get it you dont like me[/QUOTE]
It's just a prank bro.
if you all bout that hate you better hit that gate and kick it to a new state dog
When I see people actually get annoyed, offended, whatever that they have to post in the proper section I imagine them ordering groceries from a construction site and having their porch worked on by a caterer. THEN they get pissed because they have concrete powder instead of flour and cats keep trying to eat the salmon that was used to fix the porch and no one corrected them.
Hey Kenny can i borrow your Mattress?
i might drink another pop
i am a madman
there is like 42g of sugar in one of these and i'm going to drink TWO
[QUOTE=Xubs;50730897]drink 500 of them in the span of an hour[/QUOTE]
xubs is encouraging my suicide
actual demon who wants my soul as quickly as possible
[QUOTE=Xubs;50730900]drink 1 in the span of a day[/QUOTE]
you're not my mom
[video=youtube;3IlEXetYssE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IlEXetYssE[/video]
I woke up and noticed that my headphones are damaged.
Thankfully, nothing too major, a bit of glue and it should be good.
don't drink soft drinks, they're nasty
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;50730911]don't drink soft drinks, they're nasty[/QUOTE]
this is made with real sugar instead of fake shit
it is tasty as fuck and it's called the fizzicist what's not to like
[QUOTE=Xubs;50730912]what if I was and that was the secret this whole time[/QUOTE]
jokes on u i don't listen to my mom anyway
[QUOTE=Xubs;50730912]what if I was and that was the secret this whole time[/QUOTE]
my mom is asleep don't play games with me demon
[QUOTE=Xubs;50730918]real sugar sode is my passion[/QUOTE]
passion of the xubs
[editline]18th July 2016[/editline]
this entire page is just me and xubs being insane, a guy talking about his headphones being broken (glad they aren't totally busted btw dude), and an anime coming in to complain about pop
Wanna smoke a Beer?
[QUOTE=Xubs;50730925]when is that not what happens, when I'm around[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/SrTsSDa.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/tEZPr4s.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=postal;50730798][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1527258[/url]
DENSE as a fuckING BRICK[/QUOTE]
what the FUCK
10 AM, dawn of the second day. Still sunburned. Skin starting to flake.
The aftersun spray and cold showers dO NOTHING
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;50730911][b]I[/b] don't drink soft drinks, [b]in my opinion[/b] they're nasty[/QUOTE]
I fixed it for you.
We are many
[QUOTE=Craptasket;50730948]We are many[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/lmjSaFK.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Craptasket;50730948]We are many[/QUOTE]
We are one <3
[QUOTE=Mr.Brown;50730973][video=youtube;4a60GOAXw58]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a60GOAXw58[/video][/QUOTE]
fuck this is just too good
Pokemon Go jokes are starting to get stale and really piss me off. They're shoehorned into every possible situation. SpaceX launches rocket to supply the ISS? Oh, haha! There must be a Pokestop there!
kill self soonest possible
my favorite will always be the sanic one though
Goodnight
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