Corrupt a wish v1.666 - General

Granted, but you have to do all of the maintenance yourself (yardwork, cleaning, plumbing, ect). I wish Adolf Hitler was a woman.

Granted, but hitler is still hitler. I wish Valve was willing to bribe Platinum Games into porting their games to the PC

Granted, but the ports are so poor and unoptimized that it takes months of bugfixing to reach a playable level. I wish nextdoor's kids would stop screaming all the time

Granted. He has a shitty Garage Band. I wish the races from Elder Scrolls to be real,

Granted, Frost trolls have taken every mountain, giants have resorted to stealing elephants in order to compensate for something similar to mammoths. Every so often a giant spider would attack a home in order to find new shelter. I wish for a Pip-boy 3000

Granted, but the Brotherhood of Steel come after it to help them activate some silly Alaskan war simulator. They saw your arm off for it. I wish for the power to manipulate time.

Granted, but you can only go forward ten seconds. I wish I could go to Stanford.

Granted, but you end up a prisoner instead of a guard. I wish I were happy with my life.

Granted. You're oblivious to all the problems you have and eventually are driven into poverty, but you don't understand. I wish I was the best at golf

Granted, but due to court order, you are legally barred from playing golf in any capacity, in public or private on pain of death. I wish I had an extra wish.

Granted. Somebody else makes the wish for you, and they wish for you to die. You die. I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;40498192]Granted. Somebody else makes the wish for you, and they wish for you to die. You die. I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.[/QUOTE] Granted. You can no longer make wishes. I wish had a badass duster. A [i]leather[/i] duster. Yeah.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;40498303] I wish had a badass duster. A [i]leather[/i] duster. Yeah.[/QUOTE] Granted, you have a poor quality, leather ass-duster. i wish i could lick my elbow

[QUOTE=pakadots;40498360]Granted, you have a poor quality, leather ass-duster. i wish i could lick my elbow[/QUOTE] Granted, your arm gets torn off, enjoy licking your elbow. I wish my mum's cancer doesn't spread :(

Granted. It collapses , and all of it occupies a planck volume. You now have a black hole. I wish for gumbo

granted. i added my toenails for flavoring bon appetit I wish my dog would go fuck itself

Granted but it gets pregnant and the baby has genetic defects. I wish I could be as good a poster as NotTomSawyer

granted but your entire family down to three generations will have surfer bone cancer i wish all the beatles were alive and always in their prime [editline]2nd May 2013[/editline] wow fucking [editline]2nd May 2013[/editline] that's a strange coincidence dick becuse i was replying to this one on mistake [QUOTE]Granted, but you end up a prisoner instead of a guard. I wish I were happy with my life.[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd May 2013[/editline] i stand by my post though

Granted. Nobody likes them after a couple of years and eventually they cause a riot against popular music, thereby being the downfall of the entire industry. I wish marijuana was legal everywhere.

Granted, but you can only own 0,1 mg of it with the threat of death penalty I wish that I couldn't wish anymore (How you going to corrupt this one, eh?)

Granted, but you get mugged by some crazy hobo anyway. I wish I had a neverending supply of coke cans.

Your wish is granted, but the Coke cans are laced with anthrax and laxatives, and the never-ending supply comes from a black hole, thus, filling the universe with coke cans, dooming us all to suffocation... I wish I could draw with a USB plugged X-Y Cursor Controlling device used on Computers(mouse) better

Granted. You now spend all of your life drawing furry inflation porn, pony anal birth and dragon rectal prolapse. I wish I knew how to code lua.

Granted, you become garry 2.0 and everyone hates you. I wish Facepunch never existed

Granted, nothing has changed except for the name. Welcome to Dickslap. I wish for a $50 Steam Gift Card.

Granted, but you can only buy The War Z, and stuff for it. I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but you still age. I wish I had perfect vision.

Granted, but you die the minute the sun's glare even brushes your eye. I wish my ass was made of ice cream

Granted. I wish for the user above me to get pie.

granted but he is not allowed to eat it because if he does he will turn into a pie i wish for a goldfish