Your wish is granted: You get a giant mutated carnivorous beast of a fish that tries to eat you whenever possible. It eats everything, and it breaks through the goldfish bowl and it eats you.
I wish my wish for my ass being made of ice cream was actually corrupted.
Granted, but the ice cream is durian flavoured.
I wish I had a fully functional suit of Tactical Dreadnought armor (otherwise known as Terminator Armor) and the knowledge to use it.
Your wish is granted: but it breaks down and powers off the minute you enter it, and you can't move in it...
I wish for a week where all the females of all ages in the world are extremely horny and they will force all men to have sex with them, and the females will have really high energy, and they will rape the men no matter how tired the men are, these girls will go nonstop.
They lose all their eggs prematurely and therefore end the entire human race.
I wish everyone was chill, man.
Your wish is granted: Everyone dies due to their intensely low body temperature...
I wish that I would stop posting so much...
Granted, but MaxOfS2D permanent bans you for "racism".
I wish I had a big penis.
Your wish is granted: Your penis is so long that you can't wear pants just to keep it in or it would be an ungodly pain. It's at least 20 Inches long when it's soft, and it's all flabby, and when you're fully erect, it is a flabbergasting 1 mile, and no girl wants to insert that inside of her.
I wish for the ability to see into the future
You know of your imminent death tomorrow.
I wish to be the little girl
Granted. You are a little girl in Russia.
I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish.
Your wish is granted, but your limbs fall off the next wish you make
I wish Subway would sell a sandwich named after the LolX0rz.
Granted, but it turns you into a XBLA kiddie
I wish for pizza pie
Granted, but it's inside an unopenable box made of solid steel. And the taste is horrible too.
I wish for unlimited amount of Dr. Pepper.
Your wish is granted, but the Dr.Pepper is laced with super laxatives, which give you extreme explosive diaherra, causing you to die of dehydration, loss of shit, and getting half of your body blown up just by shitting.
I wish for a new sketchbook
Granted, but it's made of one-ply toilet paper and you have to use a sharpie.
I wish I could draw Zang-Pog's character better in the MSPaint forum.
Granted, but that's ALL you can draw.
I wish I not salad wordplay in dragoon.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;40515469]Granted, but that's ALL you can draw.
I wish I not salad wordplay in dragoon.[/QUOTE]
Could I not just say I'm drawing the character in the disguise of other things? Say, a building?
I don't even understand your wish. To build on that, wish granted. But no one can understand you ever again.
You didn't wish for anything.
I wish for something.
Wish granted, but that something is given to me.
It's a wish. I wish for everything
Granted, you have everything. In fact you hold every single object in existence inside yourself. You explode and die.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Wish granted. She's a 10-ton anime freak with acne and a neckbeard who lives in her mother's attic on the East Coast of the USA, sending you creepy PMs and drawings from her daily-updated deviantART account. She's also 16 years old.
I wish AIDS was eradicated
Granted: Now a new STD replaced it: Dickworms: Tiny microscopic worms that transfer from people to people via sex, and these worms EAT the human's penis, and the worms nest inside of female's vaginas
I wish for a Batcave
Wish granted. Sadly you get trapped in. P.S It's filled with vampire bats.
I wish to have the one ring to rule them all.
Your wish is granted, but you become Sauron 2.0, and you're transported to Middle Earth, where you're stopped by a midge- I mean Hobbit, and his allies.
I wish you would make a wish.
Granted, I wish that there was a day where people could get away with murder!
You are stabbed, and rules state if the wisher dies within that 24 hours, the wish is removed from history, and all effects revoked, except for [I]your[/I] death.
I wish for the [I]playable[/I] races in Elder Scrolls to be real.
Granted, but then they all see humans as obsolete and enslave us all.
I wish this wish can't be corrupted.
Your wish is granted for your wish is just a wish for the current wish to not be corrupted, not affecting the world...
I wish that people could live twice(like they die once, then they come back to life, and they die again, and they're permanently dead)
You test out the wish, and rules state if the wisher dies within that 24 hours, the wish is removed from history, and all effects revoked, except for your death.
I wish I had a good wish.
Your wish is granted, your wish is so good, that it's nonexistent
Also WHERE IN THE FUCK DO YOU SEE THOSE RULES!?
And I wish for a flying car
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