Granted: You now have a can of Expired World brand Peas
I wish for a faster internet connection...
Granted, but you can only use it to view furry porn.
I wish I could go home.
Granted, but your home is in a grave six feet underground.
I wish I wouldn't get fat
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;40521583]Granted, but you can only use it to view furry porn.
I wish I could go home.[/QUOTE]
YAAYYYY!!!! I LOVE FURRY POR-(1 year later) I wonder what's on facepunch....
Anyways, Granted, but your home bursts into flames the minute you even get to the entrance,
I'll make a wish for you Londier
[QUOTE=LondierX;40521625]I wish I had balls the size of Mt. Everest. [/QUOTE]
If you want. Every time you ejaculate, you flood the surrounding area.
I wish I was as awesome as Smiley McAlphason.
Granted. But sadly the next generation eventually forgets about you, leaving you to obscurity.
I wish I had Majora's mask.
Granted but you have no nintendo 64 to play it on
I wish to have a good birthday
The day you were born, someone used a party popper.
I wish to have to Iron Man SWEP IRL
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