What's your theory of how humans colonized the planet?
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i believe a monkey had butsecs with a squirrel and a baby was born
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;22725380]I'm laughing like fuck at the OP's idea that we come from alien cells which fucked monkeys.
Not how evolution works at all. At all. You probably also think a Duck Billed Platypus is what happened when a beaver and a duck had a baby.
Nor were Humans around immidiately after the dinosaurs.[/QUOTE]
It is ROFLBURGER what did you expect. An intelligent post?
WHHHAAAAA!!!
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religion
One day we decided to stop being fucking monkeys.
the earth is like a space fish bowl and a giant bought us and put fish (us) in it.
Evolution happened.
I simply believe that the bible is a guide to which we live our lives by.
And that the people the religion worships were aliens who guided use through the early stages of human race.
And then they killed Jesus, whom may of been an alien so the aliens just buggered off and left us alone.
We appeared in Africa and then colonized all Europe and Asia. Then the fucking Ice Age appeared so the pacific ocean near alaska - russia was frozen. We passed by there then we colonized America!!
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[QUOTE=Salsa_Ninja;22743771]Evolution happened.
I simply believe that the bible is a guide to which we live our lives by.[/QUOTE]
Have you really read the bible?
I have, and it isn't really a good "Moral code" (actually, Moral has a evolutionary explanation, and it has nothing to do with religion). So no, we should absolutely not be guided by the bible.
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[QUOTE=wanksta11;22743813]We appeared in Africa and then colonized all Europe and Asia. Then the fucking Ice Age appeared so [B]the pacific ocean near alaska - russia was frozen[/B]. We passed by there then we colonized America!![/QUOTE]
Don't you mean the Bering landbridge?
