LMAO Pics v. 99 - Read the OP or get banned

[JKWashingMachine]

[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;34165078][video=youtube;-UafElTL-sQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UafElTL-sQ[/video][/QUOTE]

"Hey T-100, want to go bowling?"

[[GRiM]]

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;34166047][img]http://i.imgur.com/llWfx.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Ah fuck, Russian Chechnen capture video flashbacks.

[doomkiwi]

[QUOTE=extremist18;34165563]I was DMing a DnD game for my friends, which led them to a Smuggler`s cove populated mostly with hobbits. They only way they were allowed in was by tricking the quite dopey hobbit guarding the door. After some basic conversation, the group believed him to have special needs.

Shortly after, fighting erupted, and as the hobbit started crying in fear of the butchering of the people who took him in, the two wizards in the party stopped fighting in order to use [i]prestidigitation[/i], taking a mug of water, then coloring it a bright red and flavoring it to simulate Middle-Earth style Kool-Aid and cheer him up.

Thus, he joined up with the troupe and "Pokey the Slow" has been around for several more campaigns.[/QUOTE]

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Your Honor, there is clearly a contradiction in the witness' testimony.

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Where Mr.Wright? The testimony seemed fine to me.

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Here your honor, this man clearly refered to the short race as "Hobbits" but there is no such race in DnD.

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Here is the 3.5 edition rulebook, see as there is no race listed as "Hobbit" but instead as "Halfling"

[B]OBJECTION![/B]

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This is silly your honor, it's a common mistake for newer players to call Halflings Hobbits, as that's essentially what they are.

[B]OBJECTION![/B]
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You'd think so, but, the evidence clearly indicates he is not a new player, look at this!

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He's the DM and was refering to Lord of the Rings the whole time!

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UGH!

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I have no choice but to find the witness "Extremist18"

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.. of fibbing about having a cool gaming experience. That'll learn ya for trying to be like everyone else.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;34166219]snip[/QUOTE]]Implying any D&D game ever had a coherent setting that actually makes sense.

[Betacow]

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[viperfan7]

[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;34153571][B]I CAN'T STOP[/B]

[video=youtube;vp2jB5qCttw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp2jB5qCttw&feature=related[/video]

wut[/QUOTE]

hey everyone guess what I found

[url]http://www.jra-jwc.jp/[/url]

now if I could just figure out how to play it

[coco911231]

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;34166219][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JG4ml.jpg[/IMG]
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Tried to make an great epic post that would horde you thousands of winners and funny but then it crashed and burned.

[extremist18]

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;34166219]
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.. of fibbing about having a cool gaming experience. That'll learn ya for trying to be like everyone else.[/QUOTE]

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But yeah, it [i]was[/i] only our second campaign, and [i]someone[/i] had to learn to DM.

[ZZTop]

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;34158651]Damn you.

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[editline]11th January 2012[/editline]

I can't control myself.[/QUOTE]

Harry Potter was better before he cut his hair IMHO

[FreakySoup]

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34166527]Harry Potter was better before he cut his hair IMHO[/QUOTE]

he looks like George Tsolukas on the prisoner of azkaban dvd though :v:

[Steffmeister]

[QUOTE=viperfan7;34166457]hey everyone guess what I found

[url]http://www.jra-jwc.jp/[/url]

now if I could just figure out how to play it[/QUOTE]
Japanese language, how do you work?!

[Hardpoint Nomad]

Meanwhile in the IL-2 thread
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXX69CFj_Q&hd=1[/media]

[LemONPLaNE]

[QUOTE=Betacow;34166453][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/7bOuX.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Old gold.

[Betacow]

[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;34166675]Old gold.[/QUOTE]
all I have

[Steffmeister]

[img]http://www.abload.de/img/shesafirinherlazeroer5x.gif[/img]

[kirederf7]

[QUOTE=Betacow;34166715]all I have[/QUOTE]

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[Betacow]

speaking of:
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[Amerigo]

Anyone have that /tg/ story of some Space Marines trying to go up a wooden staircase, breaking it, then failing horribly with diplomacy checks or something and detonating Melta Bombs? I remember seeing it in an LMAO Pics long, long ago.

[Betacow]

Oh boy!
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[editline]11th January 2012[/editline]

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[Majr]

[QUOTE=Paramud;34160031]Oh boy, it looks like it's that time of the month again. The time where Facepunch and my browser have a massive argument.

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I support Overvpunch.
[url]http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/122961[/url]

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[doomkiwi]

[QUOTE=coco911231;34166466]Tried to make an great epic post that would horde you thousands of winners and funny but then it crashed and burned.[/QUOTE]

Oh well, I tried, failed, but meh, I tried, so why not?

Can some cute kiwis make up for it?

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[QuickSnapz]

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[Nerts]

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[Betacow]

[img]http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/find-jesus.jpg[/img]

[LemONPLaNE]

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;34166788]Oh well, I tried, failed, but meh, I tried, so why not?

Can some cute kiwis make up for it?

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XoLUP.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

D'aaaw.

Fun fact: Ornithologically speaking, the Kiwi has one of the shortest beaks of any bird in the world.

[Atarri_Terrut]

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[doomkiwi]

[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;34166932]D'aaaw.

Fun fact: Ornithologically speaking, the Kiwi has one of the shortest beaks of any bird in the world.[/QUOTE]

Only because the nostrils are so far down its beak.

[cat ass]

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?

[Meatpuppet]

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;34166788]Oh well, I tried, failed, but meh, I tried, so why not?

Can some cute kiwis make up for it?

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This shit isn't funny at all. Why the hell do people post this crap.

[Adventure]

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;34167088]This shit isn't funny at all. Why the hell do people post this crap.[/QUOTE]

To sort out the idiots who get annoyed by it.