[QUOTE=Odlaren;34492162][IMG]http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/2826/9227_18e7.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It took me a while to figure out what was going on in this gif.
[b][i]Everywhere I go[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GuSA0.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p5oaz/everywhere_i_go/[/url]
[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423668_233088540108971_225673387517153_525043_858119028_n.jpg[/IMG]
Ignore the "le".
[QUOTE=Neat!;34491967]I have had a stroke of genius.
I will produce some sperm, which will be stored to be used in artificial insemination. I will then be put to cryogenic sleep for 107 years (at my current age of 22).
A woman with as much physical resemblance to me as possible will be selected to carry my child. Several of her eggs will be fertilized with my sperm, and each embryo is then studied in order to find a female one. A female embryo is then implanted in her womb and she will give birth to my daughter, who shares 50% of her genetic makeup with me.
Once my daughter reaches breeding age at 13, she will also be made pregnant with my sperm. She will give birth to my granddaughter, who will be 75% me. Once my granddaughter is 13 (this is 28 years after the first conception), she will be made pregnant and the offspring will be 87.5% me. Repeat this for some decades.
Eventually, 85 years after the first conception, my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-granddaughter will be born, sharing 99% of her genes with me. Once she reaches the age of 22, I will be awakened from my cryogenic sleep. I will then be able to have sex with a female version of myself.
Let's fucking do this. Who here has a really nice freezer?[/QUOTE]
Won't work because inbreeding.
[b][i]Best part about moving to a new city...[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8wS6p.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p5xfx/best_part_about_moving_to_a_new_city/[/url]
[QUOTE=reddit.com;34492593][b][i]Best part about moving to a new city...[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8wS6p.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p5xfx/best_part_about_moving_to_a_new_city/[/url][/QUOTE]
Any of your ex's what?
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;34492614]Any of your ex's what?[/QUOTE]
Exes doesn't look right.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];34492726']Exes doesn't look right.[/QUOTE]
do you know the magical, mysterious ways of the apostrophe?
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;34492614]Any of your ex's what?[/QUOTE]
Hometowns.
[QUOTE=Maloof?;34492760]do you know the magical, mysterious ways of the apostrophe?[/QUOTE]
I was commenting on how they were commenting on how ex's is the possessive and not the plural, and how the alternative doesn't look right.
[b][i]How i feel when someone pushes in front of me at a bar[/i][/b]
[img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyuaxFnrm1qga83fo2_500.gif[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p5b0a/how_i_feel_when_someone_pushes_in_front_of_me_at/[/url]
[QUOTE=relinquish;34491839][IMG]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2303639_700b.jpg[/IMG]
Ouch.[/QUOTE]
boohoo i didn't make a move surely women are unfair
[b][i]Just as Batman suspected.[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RR0IQ.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p5zig/just_as_batman_suspected/[/url]
[b][i]A local gym's solution to feeling fat and ugly[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/66wZR.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p5w2n/a_local_gyms_solution_to_feeling_fat_and_ugly/[/url]
[editline]1st February 2012[/editline]
[b][i]How an unpopular post got me two free pairs of Björn-Borg underwear[/i][/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/KwEXM.jpg[/t]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p636r/how_an_unpopular_post_got_me_two_free_pairs_of/[/url]
I found something on urban dictionary. Id' say 23% of it is true.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sitPu.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34493642]I found something on urban dictionary. Id' say 23% of it is true.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sitPu.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
The
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