• Names you wish you had gotten at birth.
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James Bond.
Sometimes I wish my middle name was 'fucking' So your plain old name could instantly sound badass John FUCKING Toaster Max FUCKING Potato Burt FUCKING Reynolds (people who played saints row would know how awesome that sounded ingame) Maybe even 'motherfucking'
Cadel My name is Perry. I get so much shit for that. No, I have not seen your children's cartoon nor do I want too.
Boris
Jack Sparrow. :v:
Harold Lott
My mother wanted to follow her family tradition and name me something that started with K, such as Kevin or Kasey or some lame shit like that. But then my dad said fuck that shit and he named me Ozzy. To be honest, I love my name, and I wouldn't change ever. It's hella sweet. Thanks, pep.
Ozzy.
It's hard for most people, especially children, to pronounce my name. So I'll keep it.
Zero
Dell Conagher
[QUOTE=Al Bundy;36735942]It's hard for most people, especially children, to pronounce my name. So I'll keep it.[/QUOTE] Peg
My dad wanted to name me "Wolfgang". I'm still kinda, uh, mixed about that.
My name is Calle, i like it. Basically its Charlie, a nickname for Charles. Its pretty sweet, kinda different. I mean, who can hate a guy named Charlie!
Tits Mgee
Qwerty Grophery
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Barbadosa Picniczamograntaz
Benjamin. According to family historians I was almost named Benjamin.
Jimmie Russels
Caroline, or Zoe, or Catherine.
Spfrart Popboaen (pronounced "joseph")
Biggus Dickus
Goku.
Cortez
Finkle Mc.Tickleberry.
I always thought the name Damien was awesome, however I probably would choose Tarquin if I had a choice.
Captain, or Ashton
David Delorean. To this day I still don't know why.
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