In this thread we are all the opposite sex.

[Gay4Grandad]

I have a big secret, a really big one, it sticks out of my crotch.

[Sabrina]

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;23850546]I have a big secret, a really big one, it sticks out of my crotch.[/QUOTE]

oh give it to me baby.

wait, is it a strap-on?

[Gay4Grandad]

It's cameltoe, you pervert.

[Wafflemaster]

Im gonna go play with my boobs for 5 hours.

[Sabrina]

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;23850696]It's cameltoe, you pervert.[/QUOTE]

aww shit.

nevermind then

[Jund]

Anybody want to play TF2 with me? My favorite class is the Medic~

Don't get any thoughts now, teehee~

argh it hurts

[Sabrina]

[QUOTE=Jund;23851266]Anybody want to play TF2 with me? My favorite class is the Medic~

Don't get any thoughts now, teehee~

argh it hurts[/QUOTE]

Oh i c wat u did thar.
I can be your heavy <3~~~~

[CaMpEr_DoOd]

[b]I GOT A HELIO-COPTA![/b]

"You just got killed by a [b]GIRL[/b]"

[RearAdmiral]

I'm going to go online now and pretend I'm a boy so I don't have dickheads harassing me constantly.

[NeoDement]

[QUOTE=Paravin;23842314]oh my godd men are so pretty i can't believe all men aren't gay i mean men are soo attractiiivee[/QUOTE]

I wonder if they do think like that I mean we think that about them so ???

it is a mystery

also I'd go on an a shopping spree and buy myself the nice clothes that have never been appropriate for my gender ^___^

[DSG]

schlick

[Spidermn]

I just became a post-op trannie 10 minutes ago. FUUUUUUUUUU-

[EvilShadow777]

Gee, I wonder what it'd be like to be a man.... every man I'm attracted to has turned out to be gay and I'm tired of these stupid women parts.

[SoulChicken]

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;23868780]Gee, I wonder what it'd be like to be a man.... [/QUOTE]

You sit on your balls sometimes, pretty much.

[Ericsson]

Go back to kitchen, where you belong, all of you

[EvilShadow777]

[QUOTE=Ericsson;23869248]Go back to kitchen, where you belong, all of you[/QUOTE]
Okie, but do I need this?
*holds up apron that says FUCK THE COOK*

[Baldr]

Just came back from:
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4237780/1276210491539.jpg[/IMG]

What a horrible movie, so [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/manwomanmyth"]sexist[/URL].

[gtaftw]

Ah the kitchen

[Hoppenheimer]

I like met this guy yesterday and he asked me "Would you like to come with me? I have free ice cream"! I mean like EW!!! I mean, I don't want to eat ice cream, it spoils my nails. And he was a pedophile, too! I mean like eek!

[gtaftw]

Oh myt gawd I like broke mah nail!

[Baldr]

[QUOTE=gtaftw;23869846]Oh myt gawd I like broke mah nail![/QUOTE]
Omg ur going to die!!!1111

[gtaftw]

Help me please girl friends!!11111!!!1111!!!!

[Maw'D]

Oh...Mah Gosh

Gosh Why Does NO 'body Like Meh GOSH

[ventnor]

im a gurl and that doesn't mean I can't play video games, also I just bought this mac cuz I'm creatuv ^_____________^

[faze]

I like big cock up my huge gaping pussy.

[Pascall]

Facepunch has a very.. uh.. misguided understanding of the female gender.

[Swilly]

....Like gosh, does anyone else get turned on by the color red?
(Got that from a funny 'news' story.)

[Hoppenheimer]

[QUOTE=Swilly;23870253]....Like gosh, does anyone else get turned on by the color red?
(Got that from a funny 'news' story.)[/QUOTE]
Gosh, I like think the same! Aww, girl friend!

[PILLS HERE!]

HEY GUYS? WHO WANTS TO RUN SHIRTLESS AND SHOW OFF OUR ABS TO GIRLS?

anyone?

[sonictrey]

OH EM GEE I JUST GOT THE NEW JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM HE IS SO SEXY!!!!:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: