[QUOTE=Native Hunter;33889280]im a drunk jewish nazi who likes to dance around fires smoke fags look for nessie and get invaded by germany twice from the east[/QUOTE]
Dat username.
my family where always close to their friends in communities
by beating bricks into them during bloody riots and bomb scares
[QUOTE=Chaplin;33889298]Dat username.[/QUOTE]
come again?
Scottish, English, other UK shit. Eh, not much I can say other than:
I'M A FAAT CUUUNT!
An Alaska native, a sex offender, and a 17 year old walk into a bar.
[sp]He orders a drink[/sp]
I hate myself.
[sp] Scottish and French mix. Go figure.[/sp]
Shit, I don't know any Dutch or Estonian jokes.
-snip,don't know any jokes about my country-
If you want to have a Polish friend, go to Poland and ask random guy:
Vodka?
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33887324]Can't think of anything for Welsh people :([/QUOTE]
sheep shaggers
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
[sp]none[/sp]
Ha..haha....:smith:
I'm french. When i get older, i want a white flag outside of my house.
[QUOTE=Chaplin;33889221]God, I really hate it when people say shit like: "Hey guys! I'm from England, Germany, Russia, Italy, Spain, and Ireland. Neither of my parents were born there, but I'm totally from those places! Also, I speak none of the languages"
As for me, I watch soccer all the motherfucking time. I play soccer all the time too, and if my team loses my friends and I go out and trash everything. We do that if we win too. Also, I hate anyone who doesn't like the same team as me.[/QUOTE]
I havn't seen anyone in the thread say they're from anywhere. People are just naming what their lineage are. What else would they name? Americans havn't had the thousands of years Italy or Britain had to become one distinct group of people yet. I would agree with you though that people who are so mixed up with everything should really just start calling themselves ethnic American.
There is no jokes about Norway. We are having a crisis over here..
[sp]A butter Crisis[/sp]
Oh em gee, how zainy.
[URL="http://flagspot.net/images/d/de-1933.gif"]http://flagspot.net/images/d/de-1933.gif[/URL] That is all...
I am male and I wear a fancy skirt.
You live in Beirut when:
1. You can't speak in just one language for more than two sentences straight.
2. You know people by their cars... "Tony with the silver BMW, not the blue one. Tony with the blue one was hanging out with Jean with the black Mercedes. They were met up by Georges with the Red GTI"
3. The guy who polishes your shoes for 250 lira (16 cents) has a brand new state of the art cell phone.
4. You can't get a job because you're not Syrian, Filipino, Sri Lankan, or Egyptian.
5. You have family members in at least three other continents.
6. During the World Cup, you forget what country you're in because of all the Brazilian, German, French, and Italian flags hanging on people's cars, balconies, and over the street.
7. The driver in front of you has a "Michael Schumacher" sticker on his rear window.
Moms side: Those hillbilly cousin fuckin Appalachians, moonshiners and banjos yee haw let's go hang a negro
Dads side: OH POTATO YOU STUPID IRISHMAN.
- Irish
- English
- French
- German
Oh god! It's like some horrible hate threeway!
hyuck hyuck git er done
dumb fucking scottish highlander claymore welding ginger bastards and their stupid clans
Potato cabbage eating farming rich communist bastard.
[sp]Belarussian and Georgian, Communist because Stalin[/sp]
I be Irish lad, time to get drunk and sound cool.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;33887545]I'm a chicken eaten burrito making slave owning double drunk who always surrenders against my own nazi self.[/QUOTE]
so you're a black, mexican, english, french and german?
What do you get when a Canadian, American, Irish, Scottish and an English guy comes into a bar?
Me.
Ahmadinejad
Most caucasians are fucking fatasses.
What do you call a drunkard, suspended upside-down?
[sp]an irish-australian[/sp]
Iraqis.
>Hated Saddam
>Americans Liberate Them
>Hate Americans
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