Make fun of your heritage - General

More vodka please

I should put warning sign for people standing besides me, so I wouldn't poke them in the eye with my fucking huge nose

best country because we slaughtered a whole bunch of unprepared ukrainians in early 1939 Thank you, veterans 39-45! Niggers out of europe also drunk and suicidal all the time [editline]26th December 2011[/editline] oh and sweden is gay

[QUOTE=Sumaher4;33902277]I should put warning sign for people standing besides me, so I wouldn't poke them in the eye with my fucking huge nose[/QUOTE] [img]http://flagdog.facepunchstudios.com/?ipe=62660c62d99d476899fc36aa6539d9c2[/img] What is your real name and how hard is it to pronounce

[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33902488][img]http://flagdog.facepunchstudios.com/?ipe=62660c62d99d476899fc36aa6539d9c2[/img] What is your real name and how hard is it to pronounce[/QUOTE] Hah :v: im on holidays right now, originally I'm from Greece, but I live in UK so my name is Michael. (Michail in Greek)

My only name can and ever will be Bruce. [img]http://members.multimania.nl/wal001/bruces02.jpg[/img]

Not exactly sure how to make fun of Samoans. We like bananas and fish?

I love using this hoity toity tippy typer

Stay away from my vodka! I also have children in my basement making shells for my Topol-M, for nuclear war is coming.

damn dirty white africans...... and their dutch accents

im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email IMF and demand a refund

All I know is I'm british. I'm pure-british. No other races for at least 50 generations. So if you don't mind me, I need to go put in my false teeth, drink up some tea and go to the chip shop.

gibe money plis i report yu heuehuehuehuehueheuheu

English and Australian so I'm a crocodile hunting criminal with bad teeth WOAH MAYTE CHECK OUT THIS CUPPA TEA CRIKEY

Germany. That is all.

How does a German eat mussels *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!!

gay wife-beater (swedish & finnish) HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

[QUOTE=Skullington;33907785]gay wife-beater (swedish & finnish) HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK[/QUOTE] Hey, you got it wrong. You are a alcoholic wife-beater :D im just gay:/

Spanish, Portuguese and French. (Father's side, don't know about my mom) The first spent decades boning any native they could find, the second have some strange and alien language, and the third are a bunch of filthy cowards. But I thank them for Edith Piaf.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [sp]Juan[/sp]

Egyptian American I'm lazy, fat, uneducated and poor.

Making shoes for the glorious chairman forever.

going to go catch one of those wild haggis' and drink some whiskey

I'm a Vodka drinking potato-fucker? (Ukrainian/Czech/Irish) Are there any Czech Slovakian stereotypes?

What do you get when you mix Arab with Irish? [sp]An explosive drunk![/sp]

So how do you get someone who's shit at jokes about his heritage? Mix a German, an American, a Scotsman, and a Welshman, apparently.

I'm a german jew. I'm related to people who died in the holocaust and people who killed jews in the holocaust. What is this I dont even

The Canada of Europe. And windmills.

I'm a Malaysian living in England with a Canadian accent. Where did it all go wrong?

"I think we should just get all the world's criminals, put them on a boat and leave them on some deserted island. After 300 years we should come back and see what has happened to them, what do you think they'd say" "Something along the lines of, "g'day mate.""